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Bengals receiver Chad Johnson told WSCR radio in Chicago that he could make either quarterback Rex Grossman or Kyle Orton into a superstar. Also says he can walk on water and turn water into wine.

According to Wednesday's official injury report, Patriots quarterback Tom Brady doesn't have an ankle injury despite being seen wearing a protective boot just days ago. He does, however, still have that mysterious shoulder injury that has had him on the injury report every week in recent memory.

An Arizona couple is offering their house for rent during Super Bowl week for $1,000 per day. The deal comes complete with all meals, transportation, and oh yeah... strippers.

The annual Brett Favre watch is in full swing in Green Bay once again. Meanwhile, Aaron Rogers continues working on his clipboard-holding skills.

With millions of dollars in guaranteed money on the line in free agency, Bears linebacker Lance Briggs has found an excuse to skip the Pro Bowl. And it's kind of hard to criticize him for not wanting to risk financial security for a meaningless game that draws little interest from, well... anyone.