Funny Fantasy Football Team Names
(Editor's Note: I've assembled a list of submitted team names that I feel are the top 10 funniest fantasy football team names based on my own warped sense of humor.)
Part of the fun of owning a fantasy football team is in getting to come up with a clever name for said team. Myself, I've been going by the name "Can of WhoopAss" for several years now in honor of my all-time favorite wrassler in Stone Cold Steve Austin. The Misses, who's relatively new to fantasy football, goes by the highly appropriate moniker of "Yo Momma".
For those of you who are fantasy football veterans, I'm sure you're aware of the plethora of incredibly creative team names that are affixed to teams throughout the thousands and thousands of fantasy leagues. So we're asking for your help in assembling a list of some of the more clever, witty, humorous, and perhaps obnoxious nicknames ever assigned to a fantasy team.
We'll start the list off with a few of our favorites, and you can leave your contributions in the comments section below.
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How bout the:
Butte Holes
TDs ‘N Beer
My team name this year is “Touchdown There” and another person in my league named their team “Gridiron Brothel”
My team name is
Multiple Scorgasms
Rae,Carruth,Carruth,Carruth is on fire
I use ROMOSEXUAL TENDANCIES, MULTIPLE SCORGASMS, CUBAN RAFT RIDERS, AND Wii NOT FIT
i have RB Chris Johnson, and WR’s Andre and Calvin Johnson and even at one point Larry Johnson. My names have been Johnson and Johnson, The firm, 2 much Johnson 4 U, and finally 3 Johnson’s and a Baby. I also have another team that is called TATUPU PLATTER FOR 2
I have noticed that people love to change names if the team just nose dives.
1.)Worthless Bums
2.)Fantasy Cowboys
3.)The real T.O
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One of my favorites is
“Cold as the Rockies”
Another good one’s
“Sons of Pitches
as a Raiders fan, I go with “Just Win, Maybe”
as a bald man i chose washing some headskins
Best name i’ve seen this year:
Favre Dollar Footlong
My team is named Freddies Freeloaders (Red Skelton)
Fourth Down Syndrom
Harem McNair
SHOW ME YA TD’S
multiple scoregasms is a classis but my team name is purple headed yogurt slingers…in the league of extraordinary genitals
Earnest Graham Goes To Camp
Snakes on Reggie Wayne
Addai in your Sleep
funniest name i’ve seen so far is GaryGlitters U-16’s
Corky Thatcher’s Touchdown Syndrome
hoof heared
saints drop a deuce
barber for my bush
My team name is Poon Jabbers
The Nutcrackers for the only girl in an all guys league
I have been doing this since 1994. Here are some of mine, and others in my leagues over the years.
Sons of Spartacus
Disgruntled Postal Workers
Those Bastards – that way you can say, “I got beat by Those Bastards!”
Ron Mexico’s Dawgz
Giga Gumps
Rookie Mistakes
Boston Teabags
Sons of Mothers
Eventual Champions
Philosophical Existential Thinkers – “Fernt?”
Your Mother
Florescent Hitler’s
Fighting Lawn Ornaments
Bi-Curious George
Rambone’s
The Timmy’s
Royale Wit Cheese
Admiral Ackbar – the fish head dude from Star Wars
I think I’m going to compile a list from all my FFL buddies and post some more later.
Ginn & Tonic
Blood, Sweat, and Beers
W.D. Forte
4th and Drunk
Kibbles and Vicks
Farve From Over
Mine team is
Let Me see your TD’S
Steve Breastonlargement
John David Booty Call
Midnight Road All-Stars
Leavenworthless
Donte’s Thirty Days
Mine is Dante Stallworths Driving Academy
Mark’s Dirty Sanchez
If you have an all time favorite wrastler….then you my friend are a pole smoker
Had to go with the southern touch team name… “Dixie Normous”
Blind Beavers
white ‘n brown stains
Vick’s Doggy Daycare
2 mannings 1 cup.
Michael Jackson’s Cowboys
The Cleveland Steamers…. enough said.
Mike and The Fightin Dogs! .. too soon?
inter minan (:
real ale madrid (:
inter minaan bread (:
Vick’s Best Friend
mine is Favre Fig Newtons
Steve McNair’s Shotgun Offense
the september 11
rail madrid
My team this year is in honor of Michael Crabtrees holdout on the niners.
No Crabs in My Trees
off in the woods
Favorite one this year, being from Cleveland:
Vehicular Stallworth
buresseted development
The ConVICKS
I forgot this one
FEELY My Breast
How about:
The Floating Stools
RomoWittenHisPants
How bout ….Have balls will tackle!
Get off my Ditka
BarackObombers
yer ma’s athletic
The Joy of Rex (for Jets fans)
MachoDonkeyWrestlers
In respect to one of my favorite episodes on the often forgotten sitcom News Radio.
the best 1 ive seen is
Leave-ma-arcealona
or
F.B.I(Female Body Inspectors)
H.Y.B. V.O.T.E. —> Hide Your Beagles Vick’s on the Eagles
or……
HUGE B(o)(o)BS
BROSbeforeSHAINCOES
HE WENT TO JARED
BERRIAN U 6FEET UNDER
Chad OCHO Cinco De Mayo
unfortunately not thought up by me but 2 names from my league:
letzbe avenue
and a take off of the championship team
crystal phallus
Its simple……My Vick in a Box
The Tittsburgh Feelers!
The Deuce Bombers
Robin Hood and his Merriman
or Robin Hood’s Merriman
swamp donkeys
Ground McNair
The Neverland Ranch Hands
The Viva Viagras
New York’s Dirty Sanchez
My Vick in a Box
Hilarious to those that get it.
hail to the vicktors
vikesnfarvecarvethecheez
In the past I’ve used….
4th and 9 inches
Amish NasCart
White Ninjas
This year…Smoot Sailing Academy
the big ditkas
Green Bowl Packers..
Safties Off McNair
Mike Vick in a Box
SHOW ME YOUR TD’s!
Favre Dollar Footlong
Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe
FARVE FROM GOOD
Cleveland Steamers
Sippin on GINN n Juice
McNair Addai’d
Off Constantly
Big Ben’s TV Repair
How about
Get Some Booty in the Endzone
I CAME UP WITH “VICKTORIOUS SECRET”! There was a chick in our fantasy league and she wanted a name that was clever but girly so I gave her that one. Made the top 10!
BenDover&FeelMyRoeth
the whispering eyes
and also funny but to big(hide your beagle vicks an eagle)
oo and (Inglorious Bastards) i like that one
my fav:
turner over or you get norwood
Favre from over
JonBenet Rams
my team this year…
Mtn Dew Me
and for any fellow warcraft players i have one called
Built Horde Tuff
touchdown my pants!!!
Best ever:
Who Let the Dogs Drown?
2 Girls 1 Cutler
My Dixie Wrecked
I have Drew Brees in two of my leagues. Here are the names:
Cool Brees
Can you feel the Brees?
Here is one for the church league:
Forty days Forte nights
You guys…… you guys…. Missed the best one.
Do Us All A Favre And Retire.
Yes I am the genius behind that one. I get all the credit please and thank you. And if you don’t get it you obviously are not an NFL Fan
I’ve used……..
Terri Shivoes Vegetable Stand
Natalee Hollways Aruban Tours
Sean Taylor’s Thigh Hole
Heath Ledgers Prescription Plan
Touchdown Jesus
Sacks in the City
Got Teabagged?
help me decide between:
I am your father
Jedi Mind Trick
or
May the swartz be with you
this is my team name…..San Francisco 69′ers
My team name this year is Huge Fake TD’s
How about BLOODFART
Mine for this year:
Donte Drink & Drive
Hilarious! Mine is also Donte Drink & Drive this year. My brother is using Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe.
McNair’s Last Affair
McLovin and Camelotoe Middle School are two I’ve used.
Luke, I am your Farve
Genital Giants.
Terrellabill is my name..
Vick Me Baby One More Time is the one i came up with this year
Pimpin Aint Breesy
Stuffed Beavers
Vick’s Bitches
Go Balls Deep
Best one I’ve seen is Kibbles N Vick!! haha
With so many thugs and criminals in the league I’m going with Parole Models
99 problems but a vick aint one
T.O. has B.O.
My Maroney has a first name its OSCAR
Ditka loves Bush
I would Addai for you
Washington Deadskins
Totes McGoats
Toe Thumbs
No League for Old Men
The Forte Year Old Virgin
Favre Cuts the Cheese?
my person fav is obi 1 kenobi nil
Marvin Harrison’s Run and Shoot
Knee Grow Leagues
I have Chris Johnson, Andre Johnson and Larry Johnson. My team name is:
My Johnson’s in the Endzone.
i just named my team Smokin’ a BOWE & Drinkin’ a FORTE
This year I named my team Mannings vs. Food
Demerson Biggins
Turner over and Jammer , Amish Electricians, Eskimo Surfers
ocho’s cinco’s
1st Down Syndrome
Longest Yard Sticks
As a skins fan, Last year I was ‘The Zorn Identity’
….this year its ‘The Zorn Ultimatum’
Porn on the cob
“Jerry Jones’ Big Screeners
You Vicked My Dog was mine a couple years ago, still my favourite
Breaston plants
Orton Hears A Boo
changed mone to anthonyGONEzalez
guy in my league is currently : The Jackson 4.
My team name this year “Tom Cable and the Facebreakers”
Some pretty good ones out there… I have MJD so I used “Keepin up with the Jones-Drews”
Mine is BettyBoop’s Oops
Beason-on-ya
I ussually name one of mine the measts half men half half beasts
Deangeblow Williams
Dixon Cider
Inter Yourgran
Steve McNair’s shotgun offense
i good one i saw was peyton makes it wayne!
My Couch Pulls Out But I Don’t
tough to beat
Welsh Hitmen!
The Sonny SixKillerz
air mcnairs shotgun offense
I have one team with Kenny Britt and T.O. I thought of Brittches and T.O’s but settled on Poop in my Brittches.
2 Addai 4
Cunning Stunts/Linguists
Hoof Hearted
Weavel Likder/Adder
Click Taurus
Wilma Fingadu
Constance Perm
Craven Moorehead
Seymour Beaver
Blue n’ Cider
kiss my arshavin hehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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schaub on my knob
my team name is richard guzinya
The Jackson Four
i got on e
inter yermom
and hovis
Show me your TD’s
Kibbles and Vicks
The Jackson Four
Blood bath and beyond
Balls in ur FaceBook
I’m the only girl and in 1st place!!!
TDs in your Face
Im not too clever, but my team name is I’m Darren McLovin! As a Raider fan i chose to mix Darren McFadden and I’m McLovin from the movie Superbad. my best attemept haha
big daddy hognuts
boo bees galore
M R Big TD’s
Farve dollar footlong