In my mind, there is only one big legal question here.
A rapper from Sri Lanka?
Or: Sri Lanka has a rapper?
I did some research on Sri Lanka and found it was not a suburb of Bombay, as I originally believed.
Here's what else I found. They love to insurrect in Sri Lanka. They're always having insurrections over there. It's sort of the national hobby.
They passed Kenya in 1995 as the chief exporter of tea. Kenya exports tea? Yes. Sri Lanka makes clothes for Victoria's Secret. They have a holiday every other day, usually involving Buddha and/or the moon.
I can't find anything about rappers, so I believe this whole thing is either a hoax or a hallucination. Rapper from Sri Lanka indeed!
Blame it on the NFL offseason.
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