It appears Tennessee Titans cornerback Pacman Jones might have been well served to have invested in one of those trick water bottles Michael Vick uses.

According to Terry McCormick of the Nashville City Paper, a home shared by Jones and his business manager was burglarized in January. Among the numerous items reported as stolen is a watch, necklace, and chain worth more than $150,000, and $25,000 in cash.

Now, had Jones simply put his jewelry inside the hidden compartment of a water bottle like Vick does, he'd most likely still be in possession of his bling. Unless, of course, the thief got thirsty on his way out the door. Such a large amount of cash, however, would have never fit in the trick bottle, and it probably would have been ripped off anyway.

And without first being thrown at a bunch of strippers. Pacman must be outraged!