Atlanta Falcons - Atlanta Fellons
Arizona Cardinals - Arizona Turdinals
Buffalo Bills - Buffalo No Thrills, Buffalo Jills, Buffalo Nils, Buffalo Spills, Buffalo Bins
Baltimore Ravens - Baltimore Crows
Carolina Panthers - Carolina Panters, Carolina Prancers
Chicago Bears - Chicago Teddy Bears, Chicago Cubs
Cincinnati Bengals - Cincinnati Bungles, Cincinnati Bungholes
Cleveland Browns - Cleveland Clowns, Cleveland Frowns
Dallas Cowboys - Dallas Cowgirls, Dallas Cowpies
Denver Broncos - Denver Donkeys
Detroit Lions - Detroit Cryins, Detroit Kittens
Green Bay Packers - Green Bay Fudgepackers, Green Bay Slackers, Green Bay Whackers
Houston Texans - Houston Hexans
Indianapolis Colts - Indianapolis Dolts
Jacksonville Jaguars - Jacksonville Jagoffs
Kansas City Chiefs - Kansas City Griefs, Kansas City Chefs
Miami Dolphins - Miami Minnnows
Minnesota Vikings - Minnesota ViQueens
New England Patriots - New England Patsies
New Orleans Saints - New Orleans Aints
New York Giants - New York Midgets
New York Jets - New York Yets
Oakland Raiders - Oakland Faders, Oakland Taters
Philadelphia Eagles - Philadelphia Beagles, Philadelphia Iggles
Pittsburgh Steelers - Pittsburgh Reelers, Pittsburgh Squealers
San Diego Chargers - San Diego Rechargers, San Diego Deadbolts
San Francisco 49ers - San Francisco Whiners, San Francisco $4.99ers
Seattle Seahawks - Seattle Seachickens, Seattle Yawnhawks, Seattle Cheesehawks, Seattle Weehawks, Seattle Seaslugs
St. Louis Rams - St. Louis Lambs
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Tampa Bay Quackaneers, Tampa Bay Yuccaneers
Tennessee Titans - ???
Washington Redskins - Washington Deadskins, Washington Foreskins