There is actually a high school football team in Illinois that calls themselves the Bunnies.
Now that I've grown into an immature adult, it still brings a grin to my face to think about big, burly, sweaty football players charging onto the gridiron with the nickname "Bunnies" tattooed across their chests.
Then there are the Hoopeston Cornjerkers, a name that paints a ridiculously funny image, although there is some historical significance to it.
- The Rhode Island School of Design has a hockey team called the RISD Nads. When they're on the ice the crowd chants Go NADS! Go NADS!
- —Guest Felicity
Worst High School Sports names
- How about the Hutto (TX) Hippos? Southern Illinois Salukis? Port Lavaca Sand Crabs? Van Vandals?
- —Guest Tweeter
Bad high school names
- Mesquite High Mosquitoes - Mesquite, Texas Chickasha High Chicks - Chickasha, Oklahoma Buttsavage Junior High - Pasadena California Dickwinger High - somewhere in Mantoba, Canada
- —Guest Yah Bro
funny team name
- For state volleyball, played Grand Island (Nebraska) Islanders..
- —Guest megbegz
- A team I played against in high school had the name Pleasant Hill Billies in Oregon
- —Guest Steven
- Went to Effingham IL high school We were the Effingham Flaming Hearts.
- —Guest Effinghamer
- Yes I come from there also! Lol I was just jokin with a friend the other day that was my mascot when she said she was going to bed n off 2 the land of rainbows n unicorns! Lol
- —Guest Chris
- i went to New Braunfels High School, go UNICORNS!!!!!
- —Guest ricolie
- Had my family not moved to Tennessee, I would have been a Freeport(IL) Pretzels!
- —Guest lane
- There is a school in the UP of Michigan called the Watersmeet Nimrods
- —Guest Steve
- Rocky ford, colorado. Famous for growing melons. The meloneers.
- —Guest Kel-Y
- Brad Adams hit it on the head. The Poca High School Dots in West Virginia.
- —Guest Adam BradZ
- My H.S. was the George Washington Carver High School of Engineering and Science in Philadelphia, PA. Our team name was The Engineers...and our mascot was Pegasus.. yes, THAT Pegasus
- —Guest Joe
Awesome Blossums Ha
- Hahahahahaha Awesome blossums suck. They're the worst football team and the gayest.
- —Guest goodhue
A handful of contenders
- Frankfort (IN) Hot Dogs Scottsdale (AZ) CC Artichokes Bagdad (AZ) 40 Thieves (later changed to the Sultans, since the team took their nickname literally on road trips) Johnstown (NY) Sir Bills Salesianium (DE) Sallies