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Funny Fantasy Football Team Names

Saturday June 27, 2009
Part of the fun of owning a fantasy football team is in getting to come up with a clever name for said team. Myself, I've been going by the name "Can of WhoopAss" for several years now in honor of my all-time favorite wrassler in Stone Cold Steve Austin. The Misses, who's relatively new to fantasy football, goes by the highly appropriate moniker of "Yo Momma".

For those of you who are fantasy football veterans, I'm sure you're aware of the plethora of incredibly creative team names that are affixed to teams throughout the thousands and thousands of fantasy leagues. So we're asking for your help in assembling a list of some of the more clever, witty, humorous, and perhaps obnoxious nicknames ever assigned to a fantasy team.

We'll start the list off with a few of our favorites, and you can leave your contributions in the comments section below.

No Punt Intended
Orton's Neckbeards
Favre's Flip Flops
Urine Trouble
Rings Around Uranus
Victorious Secret
The Cereal Killers

Comments

September 4, 2008 at 7:24 am
(1) talkingff.blogspot.com says:

some of the best names have nothing to do with fantasy football. I’ve seen names like

Bunny Revenge

Cake and Ice Cream

we have no idea what they mean, but the owner of the team does, and that is all that really matters.

September 5, 2008 at 2:42 pm
(2) Kevin says:

How bout the:
Butte Holes

September 7, 2008 at 2:49 pm
(3) Titans4Lyfe says:

TDs ‘N Beer

September 15, 2008 at 1:28 pm
(4) Alison says:

My team name this year is “Touchdown There” and another person in my league named their team “Gridiron Brothel”

October 4, 2008 at 10:58 pm
(5) Ashlee says:

My team name is

Multiple Scorgasms

October 21, 2008 at 9:01 pm
(6) ace of bass says:

Rae,Carruth,Carruth,Carruth is on fire

November 26, 2008 at 10:44 pm
(7) Perry says:

I use ROMOSEXUAL TENDANCIES, MULTIPLE SCORGASMS, CUBAN RAFT RIDERS, AND Wii NOT FIT

December 5, 2008 at 3:25 am
(8) justin says:

i have RB Chris Johnson, and WR’s Andre and Calvin Johnson and even at one point Larry Johnson. My names have been Johnson and Johnson, The firm, 2 much Johnson 4 U, and finally 3 Johnson’s and a Baby. I also have another team that is called TATUPU PLATTER FOR 2

June 3, 2009 at 3:13 pm
(9) Maybry says:

I have noticed that people love to change names if the team just nose dives.

1.)Worthless Bums
2.)Fantasy Cowboys
3.)The real T.O

fantasyfootballoutcast.com

June 9, 2009 at 2:24 pm
(10) Bobby says:

One of my favorites is
“Cold as the Rockies”

Another good one’s
“Sons of Pitches

June 15, 2009 at 5:32 am
(11) Mike says:

as a Raiders fan, I go with “Just Win, Maybe”

June 16, 2009 at 5:51 pm
(12) ey says:

as a bald man i chose washing some headskins

July 1, 2009 at 4:33 pm
(13) Nick says:

Best name i’ve seen this year:

Favre Dollar Footlong

July 2, 2009 at 1:04 pm
(14) Jon says:

Off in the shower.

Then leave a comment asking – Do you really wanna be on the list of teams that beat “off in the shower”?

July 3, 2009 at 9:50 pm
(15) Frederic says:

My team is named Freddies Freeloaders (Red Skelton)

July 6, 2009 at 3:08 am
(16) Riley says:

Fourth Down Syndrom

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