As always, part of the fun of owning a fantasy football team is getting to come up with a clever name for said team. Myself, I've been going by the name "Can of WhoopAss" for several years now in honor of my all-time favorite wrassler, Stone Cold Steve Austin. The Misses, who's relatively new to fantasy football, goes by the highly-appropriate moniker of "Yo Momma".
For those of you who are fantasy football veterans, I'm sure you're aware of the plethora of incredibly creative team names that are affixed to teams throughout the thousands and thousands of fantasy leagues. So we're asking for your help in assembling a list of some of the more clever, witty, humorous, and perhaps obnoxious nicknames ever assigned to a fantasy team.
We'll start the list off with a few of our favorites, and you can leave your contributions in the comments section below.
Washing Some Headskins
Wtcha Tlkn Bout Hillis
Favre's Flip Flops
Taste Dwayne Bowe
Legadu my Eggo
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Editor's Note: I've assembled a list of submitted team names that I feel are the top 10 funniest fantasy football team names based on my own warped sense of humor.
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How bout the:
Butte Holes
TDs ‘N Beer
My team name this year is “Touchdown There” and another person in my league named their team “Gridiron Brothel”
My team name is
Multiple Scorgasms
Rae,Carruth,Carruth,Carruth is on fire
I use ROMOSEXUAL TENDANCIES, MULTIPLE SCORGASMS, CUBAN RAFT RIDERS, AND Wii NOT FIT
i have RB Chris Johnson, and WR’s Andre and Calvin Johnson and even at one point Larry Johnson. My names have been Johnson and Johnson, The firm, 2 much Johnson 4 U, and finally 3 Johnson’s and a Baby. I also have another team that is called TATUPU PLATTER FOR 2
I have noticed that people love to change names if the team just nose dives.
1.)Worthless Bums
2.)Fantasy Cowboys
3.)The real T.O
fantasyfootballoutcast.com
One of my favorites is
“Cold as the Rockies”
Another good one’s
“Sons of Pitches
as a Raiders fan, I go with “Just Win, Maybe”
as a bald man i chose washing some headskins
Best name i’ve seen this year:
Favre Dollar Footlong
My team is named Freddies Freeloaders (Red Skelton)
Fourth Down Syndrom
Harem McNair
SHOW ME YA TD’S
multiple scoregasms is a classis but my team name is purple headed yogurt slingers…in the league of extraordinary genitals
Earnest Graham Goes To Camp
Snakes on Reggie Wayne
Addai in your Sleep
funniest name i’ve seen so far is GaryGlitters U-16’s
Corky Thatcher’s Touchdown Syndrome
hoof heared
saints drop a deuce
barber for my bush
My team name is Poon Jabbers
The Nutcrackers for the only girl in an all guys league
I have been doing this since 1994. Here are some of mine, and others in my leagues over the years.
Sons of Spartacus
Disgruntled Postal Workers
Those Bastards – that way you can say, “I got beat by Those Bastards!”
Ron Mexico’s Dawgz
Giga Gumps
Rookie Mistakes
Boston Teabags
Sons of Mothers
Eventual Champions
Philosophical Existential Thinkers – “Fernt?”
Your Mother
Florescent Hitler’s
Fighting Lawn Ornaments
Bi-Curious George
Rambone’s
The Timmy’s
Royale Wit Cheese
Admiral Ackbar – the fish head dude from Star Wars
I think I’m going to compile a list from all my FFL buddies and post some more later.
Ginn & Tonic
Blood, Sweat, and Beers
W.D. Forte
4th and Drunk
Kibbles and Vicks
Farve From Over
Mine team is
Let Me see your TD’S
Steve Breastonlargement
John David Booty Call
Midnight Road All-Stars
Leavenworthless
Donte’s Thirty Days
Mine is Dante Stallworths Driving Academy
Mark’s Dirty Sanchez
If you have an all time favorite wrastler….then you my friend are a pole smoker
Had to go with the southern touch team name… “Dixie Normous”
Blind Beavers
white ‘n brown stains
Vick’s Doggy Daycare
2 mannings 1 cup.
Michael Jackson’s Cowboys
The Cleveland Steamers…. enough said.
Mike and The Fightin Dogs! .. too soon?
inter minan (:
real ale madrid (:
inter minaan bread (:
Vick’s Best Friend
mine is Favre Fig Newtons
Steve McNair’s Shotgun Offense
the september 11
rail madrid
My team this year is in honor of Michael Crabtrees holdout on the niners.
No Crabs in My Trees
off in the woods
Favorite one this year, being from Cleveland:
Vehicular Stallworth
buresseted development
The ConVICKS
I forgot this one
FEELY My Breast
How about:
The Floating Stools
RomoWittenHisPants
How bout ….Have balls will tackle!
Get off my Ditka
BarackObombers
yer ma’s athletic
The Joy of Rex (for Jets fans)
MachoDonkeyWrestlers
In respect to one of my favorite episodes on the often forgotten sitcom News Radio.
the best 1 ive seen is
Leave-ma-arcealona
or
F.B.I(Female Body Inspectors)
H.Y.B. V.O.T.E. —> Hide Your Beagles Vick’s on the Eagles
or……
HUGE B(o)(o)BS
BROSbeforeSHAINCOES
HE WENT TO JARED
BERRIAN U 6FEET UNDER
Chad OCHO Cinco De Mayo
unfortunately not thought up by me but 2 names from my league:
letzbe avenue
and a take off of the championship team
crystal phallus
Its simple……My Vick in a Box
The Tittsburgh Feelers!
The Deuce Bombers
Robin Hood and his Merriman
or Robin Hood’s Merriman
swamp donkeys
Ground McNair
The Neverland Ranch Hands
The Viva Viagras
New York’s Dirty Sanchez
My Vick in a Box
Hilarious to those that get it.
hail to the vicktors
vikesnfarvecarvethecheez
In the past I’ve used….
4th and 9 inches
Amish NasCart
White Ninjas
This year…Smoot Sailing Academy
the big ditkas
Green Bowl Packers..
Safties Off McNair
Mike Vick in a Box
SHOW ME YOUR TD’s!
Favre Dollar Footlong
Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe
FARVE FROM GOOD
Cleveland Steamers
Sippin on GINN n Juice
McNair Addai’d
Off Constantly
Big Ben’s TV Repair
How about
Get Some Booty in the Endzone
I CAME UP WITH “VICKTORIOUS SECRET”! There was a chick in our fantasy league and she wanted a name that was clever but girly so I gave her that one. Made the top 10!
BenDover&FeelMyRoeth
the whispering eyes
and also funny but to big(hide your beagle vicks an eagle)
oo and (Inglorious Bastards) i like that one
my fav:
turner over or you get norwood
Favre from over
JonBenet Rams
my team this year…
Mtn Dew Me
and for any fellow warcraft players i have one called
Built Horde Tuff
touchdown my pants!!!
Best ever:
Who Let the Dogs Drown?
2 Girls 1 Cutler
My Dixie Wrecked
I have Drew Brees in two of my leagues. Here are the names:
Cool Brees
Can you feel the Brees?
Here is one for the church league:
Forty days Forte nights
You guys…… you guys…. Missed the best one.
Do Us All A Favre And Retire.
Yes I am the genius behind that one. I get all the credit please and thank you. And if you don’t get it you obviously are not an NFL Fan
I’ve used……..
Terri Shivoes Vegetable Stand
Natalee Hollways Aruban Tours
Sean Taylor’s Thigh Hole
Heath Ledgers Prescription Plan
Touchdown Jesus
Sacks in the City
Got Teabagged?
help me decide between:
I am your father
Jedi Mind Trick
or
May the swartz be with you
this is my team name…..San Francisco 69′ers
My team name this year is Huge Fake TD’s
How about BLOODFART
Mine for this year:
Donte Drink & Drive
Hilarious! Mine is also Donte Drink & Drive this year. My brother is using Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe.
McNair’s Last Affair
McLovin and Camelotoe Middle School are two I’ve used.
Luke, I am your Farve
Genital Giants.
Terrellabill is my name..
Vick Me Baby One More Time is the one i came up with this year
Pimpin Aint Breesy
Stuffed Beavers
Vick’s Bitches
Go Balls Deep
Best one I’ve seen is Kibbles N Vick!! haha
With so many thugs and criminals in the league I’m going with Parole Models
99 problems but a vick aint one
T.O. has B.O.
My Maroney has a first name its OSCAR
Ditka loves Bush
I would Addai for you
Washington Deadskins
Totes McGoats
Toe Thumbs
No League for Old Men
The Forte Year Old Virgin
Favre Cuts the Cheese?
my person fav is obi 1 kenobi nil
Marvin Harrison’s Run and Shoot
Knee Grow Leagues
I have Chris Johnson, Andre Johnson and Larry Johnson. My team name is:
My Johnson’s in the Endzone.
i just named my team Smokin’ a BOWE & Drinkin’ a FORTE
This year I named my team Mannings vs. Food
Demerson Biggins
Turner over and Jammer , Amish Electricians, Eskimo Surfers
ocho’s cinco’s
1st Down Syndrome
Longest Yard Sticks
As a skins fan, Last year I was ‘The Zorn Identity’
….this year its ‘The Zorn Ultimatum’
Porn on the cob
“Jerry Jones’ Big Screeners
You Vicked My Dog was mine a couple years ago, still my favourite
Breaston plants
Orton Hears A Boo
changed mone to anthonyGONEzalez
guy in my league is currently : The Jackson 4.
My team name this year “Tom Cable and the Facebreakers”
Some pretty good ones out there… I have MJD so I used “Keepin up with the Jones-Drews”
Mine is BettyBoop’s Oops
Beason-on-ya
I ussually name one of mine the measts half men half half beasts
Deangeblow Williams
Dixon Cider
Inter Yourgran
Steve McNair’s shotgun offense
i good one i saw was peyton makes it wayne!
My Couch Pulls Out But I Don’t
tough to beat
Welsh Hitmen!
The Sonny SixKillerz
air mcnairs shotgun offense
I have one team with Kenny Britt and T.O. I thought of Brittches and T.O’s but settled on Poop in my Brittches.
2 Addai 4
Cunning Stunts/Linguists
Hoof Hearted
Weavel Likder/Adder
Click Taurus
Wilma Fingadu
Constance Perm
Craven Moorehead
Seymour Beaver
Blue n’ Cider
kiss my arshavin hehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if this has caused any inconvience please call 118
schaub on my knob
my team name is richard guzinya
The Jackson Four
i got on e
inter yermom
and hovis
Show me your TD’s
Kibbles and Vicks
The Jackson Four
Blood bath and beyond
Balls in ur FaceBook
I’m the only girl and in 1st place!!!
TDs in your Face
Im not too clever, but my team name is I’m Darren McLovin! As a Raider fan i chose to mix Darren McFadden and I’m McLovin from the movie Superbad. my best attemept haha
big daddy hognuts
boo bees galore
M R Big TD’s
Farve dollar footlong
my friends tell me I look like a monkey so my team’s name is “Chimpn Aint EZ”
Badd Newz Kennel ConVick’s
Wonder Weiners
Stifler’s Dad
Fat, Drunk & Stupid
The Orphans
hoof harted
My 15 year old sons team “The Raging Hormones”
or how bout these
The Cro Magnons
Angry Groceries in a Bag
Alligator Voodoo
Earth Quakers (team from Penn)
Vick’s underDogs was my team name for the ‘09-’10 season
Pink Cookie Crushers
Benoit Cripplers
Angels in the Intersection
Schindlers Fist
Steve Irwin Stingrays
My brother did this one . As Ravens fans we did The Boldin The Beautiful
my name last season was the
Virginia ConVicks
What about “Pathetico Madrid”
FREE SMELLS (can be attached with a team name like Detroit or a players name of your choice)
Kibble’s and Vicks
Cry me a Rivers
Faulk ‘N’ Good
FINKLE & EINHORN
FTW!
My team name…See Alice
My team name: Olathe Deengle Dorphs
Sphincter Titans
Barking Spiders
Oxy Morons
The BP Oilers
“Hennenut Cheerios n Brandon Marshmellows” – Part of your balanced breakfast
MyPoopIsRonnieAndBrown
Romo Witten His Pants
Lawrence of Arapeia
NeedsMoney4NinjaLessons
My Team Name from last year:
TitansNeedTheJohnson
Brilliant!
My team Name is
MURDER MONGERS
How about “Release the Plumber’s Kraken!”?
dead baby pig buckets
Philip Rivers Viper Rooms
Baked Chicken Henne
Bulger in my pants
The Dirty Sanchez’
My personal favorite, “Jehova’s Waitresses”
harry & the hemorrhoids. Dr dinkleberry. the reacharounds.
My name last year was “Big Ass TDs”
My name has always been:
Do Us All A Favre And Retire
Santa Clausen
spongebob squarehelmet
RapeIsThe NewBlack
My is NoBenNoStop!!!…bahahaha!!
Big Ben Rapistburger.
My fav for football(soccer) is
Hardly Athletic
Saving Buddy Ryan
Theres Something bout Marv Levy
Fiedler On the Roof
Live And Let Addai
LT & Big Ben Tagteam
reggiesbush
Wonderlic Me
ConVickts
Big Ole TD’s
Ive been thinking and as a Denver Broncos Fan i just came up with,
“Out Of The Ortonary”
The Erogenous Endzones
Mine is BensBathroomBandits
Breast Rummage Albion
Last year I won the championship by 1 point because the Vikings Defense gave up that overtime touchdown to Devin Aromashodu and got negative points… this year my team name is “Devin the aromashoDude”
My team name is “The Step Dads”…cause I’m gonna beat you, and you’re gonna end up hating me!
DEZ Incredible
These TD’s Are 100% Real
I won my league last year because of Ray Rice (And Chris and Andre Johnson but I can’t keep them)…and I am keeping him for this upcoming season. So my team name will be:
Rice’s Krispy Treats
“I got LeFevour for more cowbell!”
Skull Crushers
How about “Sucka My Ditka!”
As a dolphins fan I’m using
My Favorite MarshHenne
Wi-wi-winners Never Colquitt
4 my fellow 49ers fans..
Wine Her Dine Her Forte 9er
I’ve got Lefevour for the flavor of a Pringle
(a spin on Pringle’s tagline from late 80’s I think)
Ray Rice and Beans
Rapelisburger
Take Bush over Johnson (Mens Team)
Take Johnson over Bush (Womane Team)
Manning the Johnson
McNabbed some Bush
Cutler your Bush
Palmer your Johnson Holmes
Cutler your Johnson and you will Addai
Best name I ever saw for a guy who was in 2nd to last and wasn’t going to the playoffs. He ended up with a spoiler team for the last 4 weeks and changed his name to “Buster Douglas.” His team motto was “Killing championship dreams since 1990″
Hot Young Kitties with Itty Bitty TD’s
My teamname this year is “I got Teblowed” I am a broncos fan but hate teblow
I’ve got Hard Gore VD and Crabs.
For the Cowboy fan:
The Backwashington Foreskins
Joe Theismans Leg
Dexter Manleys Book Club
Theeaglegiantsandredskinssuck
Dan Snyders Cash for Clunkers
Here are some I’ve used:
Those Mother Truckers
TD’s N Beer
Fargin Bastages (from Johnny Dangerously)
Fargin Iceholes
Leinharts our QB…oh #$%^&*
Some I’ve used in the past:
Brown Winkeyes
Chocolate Starfish
Whisker Bisquits
Bearded Clams
Others:
Maurice-Bones-Jews
Einhorn is Finkel
Fantasy over Reality
Favre’s Bucket List
Bellichicks’s Video Rentals
Roethlisbergers Rape Kit
Travis Henry’s Illegitimate Children: Travis Henry had 9 children with 9 women.(That we know of…)
Stakes On The Gridiron
Delhomme: French for Interception
My Maroney Has a First Name
Dude! Where’s My Team?
Forgetting Brandon Marshall
Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe
Favre Dollar Footlong
Stuart Scott’s Eye
Portis And The Hare
Run Forsett Run!
Ixnay on the Heyward Bey
Texas Chainsaw Massoquoi
MypoopisRonnieandBrown
Cutler’s Last Stand
Rice Rice Baby
Sleeping in Seattle
Sexual Chocolate
The Money You Could Be Saving
2 Mannings 1 Cup
Stickyballz in honor of Belitnikoff
TD dancers
Touchdown my pants
The Willie Beeman audible-puke
4th down and bound
My all time favorite, “THE BAND IS ON THE FEILD!” I hate elway
No more air for McNair (yeah its kind of harsh)
Boats ‘n’ Hoes ( from Stepbrothers )
the best one is
BearArseAlona
Finkle’s Einhorn
How about: Brett 4-Ever
Mine this year is…. DezB Does Dallas
burruess hot shots
Burress’s hot shots or tila tequlia lights out
tila tequila lights out
Johnson & Johnson
Stallworth .126’s
My favorite is Revis and Butthead
Jacques Straps
Ooh Ahh christy bra
Ooh Ahh phillies bra
My team name is “The Chris Henry Stunt Club”
BBB ( Beer, Bitches, & Bros)
HENNE TIME! HENNE PLACE!
SOFA KING STRONG
Brady’s Bush Barber
my team last year was “Run FAVREst Run” I don’t know if Brett”Bubba Gump” Favre will be back now though!
Pink Pantheranaikos
Childress Molesters
a few of mine
Pus E Galore
Debaclation
Phallectomy
Reason for drinkin
reshart medanpants
how about these:
Washington Foreskins
Kansas City Queefs
San Diego Border Patrol
Chicago Care Bears
Erin’s Peep show
The Roethlisrapers
Try this,
Favre_ervaF
best name i’ve ever heard was CONVICKS
I have always used Mental Limbo or Cerebral Hemorrhage. I love some of the ones I read on this list and the comments. Extremely creative.
STAFFord Infection
My team is. I love Tony……No ROMO!
The Short Bus
Chad Lost His Johnson
I CANT BELIVE I CANT BELIVE I CANT BELIVE ITS NOT BUTTER ITS BETTER THAN BUTTER I CANT BELIVE
Last year I used vickselectricpits.
I thought it was genious!
my bro had a great one last year ‘Vick In A Box’
kibbles n vicks
Name for Romo Fan:
Romosapien
Name for Romo Hater:
Romophobe
McNair for short shorts
My team is DezBryantsMom
Just drafted last night and with my players I have:
“Owen my Barber’s Johnson”
ShaubShank Redemption
with my last pick of the draft I selected montario hardesty thus my team name for the year will be:
Hardesty Wreck Shin
Peking Toms
The BP Spillers
Eaton Beavers ,
Tittsburg Feelers,
Royale Wit Cheese
BigBensWillieParker
Smoots Party Barge
Last year I was Jacksonville Shaguars
As an eagles fan i used Corn On The Kolb
Slob on my Kolb
Dez Nuts
My favorite fantasy football name of all time is
“I Just Took A Crap In A Jar and Poured Gas On It and Then Lit It On Fire And Smashed It On My Friend’s Driveway”
Hilarious!
That is pretty hilarious…
vicks doggy daycare
Don’t Mess With The Zoltan
We had a guy with “Not too Schauby”
Team name of the year…
Favre’s Waffle House
“Head First Henry’s” is mine this year… Too soon?
And last years was “Merriman Stranglers”
“Purple Drank” is what I went with this year.
Chris Henry’s Flying Squirrels…… too soon?
Urine trouble
Vick’s 6 foot Underdogs
Ranal Apes
Every Given Sunday
is a pretty good one
For Steeler Fans
Two and a Half Mendenhall
I’ve Ben Caught
I’ve got Woodley
Deez Nutz Bryant
This year…
4th and Drunk at the TD Bar
Simplex 2: Electric Boogaloo
and
HIV Pending
Last year mine was “BOOTY SWEAT”
Big Bens Hines over.
My faves:
ROMOsexual
Purple Drank
Ben Ruthlessbanger
The Infidels
My 2010 name is:
Cold Forte’s N Cheap Gore’s
– both men are on my team
Best one for Steelers haters:
Big Bens Bathroom
The Fumble-O Bills
Purple Drank, Purple Drank
Peep at Erin’s TDs
For the Redskins fan:
No Romo’s in the army
Phallus Cowboys
Mr October: Tony Romo
Michael Irvin’s prescription game plan
Dallas Cokeboys
Leon Lett me see that mirror
Nuclear Winners
Roethlessraping!
Chris Henrys’ Wheel Route
how about:
Rubbin off my ditka
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my team name is Flaccoroni ‘n Cheese but i don’t think it will include Joe Flacco
Jesse White Tumblers
Lick a Vick Addai
tittie juicers
hairry anus lickers
last year was diarreah breath
Phoebe Cates Boobs
One of my favorites of all time is
“I pooped in a bowl and served it to my brother for breakfast as a joke… and he’s a Packers fan!”
That last one (333) is friggin hilarious…
I named my team: End Zone Entourage
This years name “Kardashians Shaved Bush” and my team pic is Reggie.. Yes I know they broke up but that was the only way to make using that name OK with my ball and chain! Oh correction the “Old” ball and chain..
The Castrators (since 1999)
4th and Longwell
Visanthe Shank a Ho
NOT IN HER FOREST
Best from my league:
Its my Vick in a Box
Flacco Seagulls
Heres one. Big Ben Raplesberger
just by watchin the game……..
THE BLOOD OF ELI
RUN FORSETT RUN
my team is
WINNER—->
my team name Breaston Plants
Some of my old less clever ones:
He Hate Me, Fat Bastards, Inglourious Basterds…I know kinda lame!
Here’s some new ones:
Favre’s 401K or Favre’s 401K Tanked
Rice & Beanies or Rice & Beanies served by Benson
My husband loves the drill sergeant from the geico commericial so his team is ofcourse.
The Jackwagons!!!
Definetly Washington Foreskins.
So Epic!
Necessary Roughness
last year: I’m a man, I’m FORTE!! Then after that pick tanked my team, I changed it to: Matt runs like he’s FORTE!!
dwayne bowe warriors if ur hawaiian
ALBERT HANESWOTHLESS.
Tiger’s Prenup
Brian Cushing’s Workout Plan
what about American home of the brave an free-man (for the tampa bay fans out there)
Sweat Pant Boners
Rubbin on my Peter-son #28
Well, I’m a South Park/Cartman fan so I made my team name……
RespectMyAuthoritah
A guy in my league last year had the name Colt Forte Five. Everyone thought it was genious.
Go Balls Deep….hilarious!
Visanthe Gonna Shank You
Eat, Drink and be Merriman
silence of the Rams
My team for the last three years:
Ho Runnin Bling Lords
My favorite original I had was after being upset with Tom Brady’s week i chqnged my name too:
Bündchen’s Buttchins
nothing better
Bus Driver – cuz I’m taking all you guys to school this season
No Means Yes –
With a picture of Ben Roethlisraper drunk at a bar as the team logo.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnsons
Chad 8 3 Johnsons
Cromartie & Kids
Felchin & Belchin
The Duke of Poon
Endzone Syndrome
For Vikings Coach Brad Childress
Chilly’s Retirement Home
mine is ” I am Sofa King High”
Some of the Teams in my league over the years.
Trumpeting Tunerville Tunas
Raiders of the Lost Aardvark
Dark Side of the Loon
Fluffy Killer Bunnies
Rigor Mortis Tortoise
Wheezing Lab Rats
Toxic Trolls of Chernobyl
Ominous Stench
Bellowing Butt Barnacles
Charismatic Cadavers
Lethargic Lounge Lizards
vicks beagles
11″ Johnson
Joe Buck Yourself
Ben Rapedmydaughter
mr. rodger’s neighborhood
Whores Caller
Finish with a Face Mask
Chris Hendrys Pick up
Name: Chris Henry’s Wild Ride
Call Letters: OHNO
DeSeanshank Redemption
my friends and i were in an intramural league at college for basketball…we knew we were gonna suck so we named our team “Awf”…partially cuz of “AWFul” and every game we were beaten…the other team beat “Awf” lol
2009 Playoff Fantasy “The Wesless Pats”
Mine is The Fat Chick Mud Flaps and my brothers name is Sofa King We Todd Did.
If you are Dallas Cowboys hater, then this is a good name:
Dez Bryant’s Mom Does Dallas
Not that I’m an Alcoholic…but,
Johnnie’s Walker
If you have Vernon Davis, you could roll with:
VD Outbreak
If you managed to get a Johnson (Calvin,Andre or Chris) and Vernon David..
Johnson with VD
Kibbles n Vick
I named my wife’s team…Ate in the Box
cro’s a jet but he still won’t tackle
Tim Tebag
For those Richard Gere fans…Because they’re stuck in Gerhart
Amish Rake Fighters
Edward ForteHands
These team names are terrible. All of them.
FOR BEARS FANS … ForteKnox
DEEZ NUTS
Natalee’s Aruban Bait and Tackle
Michael Jackson’s Childhood Thriller
Scott Peterson’s Hook Line and Sink-her
I love TDs 2 much 2 B a Romo
Texas Titanic TD Twisters
with another man’s testicles
how about the 69ers.
Here’s two I like
1)Giant Midgets
2) Carol
Shrute Farm Beets
Not to Shauby.
afro-desiak
TeamNipples.
Decepticons
Autobot
n if you have chris johnson
Clash Of the Titan with Chris Johnson as MEDUSA.
Legedu of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Ocho Stinko’s
Berrian’s Enema
Chris Henry’s Whip Riders
Chris Henry’s Surf n’ Turf
Gotta be something to do with Laurence Taylot…
LT’s Dating Service
or
LT’s Loves the Prom
for those Chicago Bear poltical fans:
Blago’s Hung like a Bear
Still a work in progress…
Prom Night Dumpster Babies
Tiger’s Wood
Cuz I’m gonna stick to everyone in my league
The Raging Tebowners
Ben there rape that
My Couch Pulls Out, But I Don’t
B.P. Spiller
Phallus Clark
Marvin Austin’s Agent (I’m a sad Tar Heel Football fan right now)
Some more clever ones:
Boldin Showers
I Can Do Anything Aromashacando
Breakin’ 2: Electric Legedu
Matt Cassel and the Chambers of Completions
Calvin and Jahv’s
Rexy’s Greentight Runners
My Delhomme is my Cassel
Brees Beneath My Wings
Of Rice and Men
All’s Wells that ends Wells
Much gAdo About Nothing
Travis Henry VIII
Romo and Juliet
Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe
Blood and Gore
I’m a colts fan, my team name this year is
2moro nevADDAIs
I have used:
Tittie Committee
Global Nuthuggers
Baldrash
With all the hype of the next Messiah, my 2010 FF team name is…WWTTD “What Would Tim Tebow DO?”
Green Bay Packers.
I love the one. Plaxicolt 45’s
Jihad Leprechaun Hamsters
The Heat Seeking Brillow Pads
My team name is “Where’s Yaldo” with a picture of the Where’s Waldo character holding a bag of money.
This year’s team name:
RuddBoyz
Corn on the Kolb
Any good FF names for Giants fans?
Faulk Your Couch
i have it with an animated gif from chapelle show
FaulkDaJETS
rough sects
D-Block Casanovas
bunch ‘o Johnsons
poor historians
trailer park romeos
Stepdads: We beat you and you hate us!
Rim Schaub
(In honor of Chris Henry)
Charlotte Ruff Riders
What about?
Furrey Bush & A. Johnson
or
Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe
Brian PINcushing
The TightEnds
Last year I used:
McNabby Headed Ho’s
Camel Turf Toe
dont touch my cotchery
I love Hairy Assets
I like Steve McNair’s Gun Club
Vick Used Dog Sale
Legadu my Eggos
got this from family guy “Hebrews and shebrews”
Mangini is a mangina.
I used “Flaccid White Johnson w/ Bush” this year. I have Flacco, Chris Johnson, Calvin Johnson, and both Michael and Reggie Bush. Another good one “Got TD’s?”
Shanny Land’s Haynesworthless
I’m a man, I’m Forte
Big Blimpin’
the logo is a picture of the hindenburg crashing
Well, I stole one off this post, so let me give a few:
Big Azz TD’s
Meth Lab Harlots
Turd Chasers
Labiya Slayers
…and that is just in one of my leagues!
Chuck Norris
The Ochocinco T.O. Vanity Show
Cromartie and Kate plus 8
SINGELTARY WITH VD AND CRABS
Full On Double DwayneBowes
“It’s just so vivid! What does it mean??”
Schaubbin’ for TD’s
Plaxico Bullets
Some ppl think their names r so funny and there not. Most of these r stupid bout 5 funny ones.
Shanahan Me Downs
Got Drew Brees… So I went with
The Brees Knees
addicted to Sexlisburger
or liitle girls go Cowboys
Chicken Dinner
Fiorentina Turner
I have Jonathon Stewart (Dash) and Miles Austin on my team:
KarDASHian for Miles
KarDASHian for Miles
I have miles austin and johnathon stewart
Reggie Bush and Jerome Harrison
HerBushWasHarriSon!
Arian’s Foster Home
D-Bowe’s Bike Club
I Schaub The Sherriff
Foster Grants Make You Cooley
Turnerarond N GrabherBreaston
I Dream of Mangini
Greatest Show on Paper
Donte Drink and Drive
@Mike (#465), Finishing last in your fantasy leagues year after year must have damaged your sense of humor. Hopefully, you will do better this year with one of these funny names.
Dustin Helen Keller in a Race
crystal fallice
I have C.J. Spiller, so I made my name “Don’t Spill The Beans”
I have Jahvid Best and Frank Gore … “There are Jahvid Witnesses at my Gore”
“That Punt Just Beat My Kick-off!”
My team this year is the McCluster Faulkers.
my team name is “My Poop is Ronnie and Brown” hell yeah u know that’s awesome!!
My Poop is Ronnie and Brown
I have Arian Foster and Chris Johnson as my RB’s so I went with Foster my Johnson.
I have Miles Austin but Foster My Johnson 4 Miles was a tad to long…
Schvette Vals
I am a Bears fan. I have always used….
Loviehandles
DownGoesBrees (Gotta love the madden cover)
SuckMikeDitka
Team Edward
these are the ones im using this year
last year one guy in my league was Ben Rapethlisberger
No Mo’ TDs for Ben
Touchdown My Pants
How about Turner over and Gore. or Revis Christ
its all about Team BEAST INFECTION
I came up with this name a few years ago, but it is still good
The Sodomy Saints,
plus I took the Saints logo turn it side ways and put it next to a butt. Classic
Real. Comfortable. Jeans.
Smokin that Shonn Green
Maximus Decimus Arrelious Benn
tittsburg feelers
Hurricane Ditka
Cromartie’s Kids
Hands down best one:
Breesus Christ
prkns like Boys.
Bens Handingoff RashardRufenols
My team name is now
More Cushing for the Pushing
She’s Harvin my baby
(Percy Harvin)
I hate Harvin to Shiancoe
(Harvin and Shiancoe)
Frank’s And Beanie’s
(Frank Gore and Beanie Wells)
I think that Romo Bradshaw my Frank’s and Beanie’s
(Romo, Anmad Bradshaw, Frank Gore and Beanie)
I Thought this one up and thought i should share:
My Dixon her Bush
Packers Fans:
Morning Woodson
Codeine Makes Me Jolly
Smokin a BLOUNT & sippin on a FORTE
Keep My Johnson Out Your Mouth
How about “HE RAPE ME”
A Bears Fan:
Salt n’ Julius
Peppers Steak ‘n Ice Cold Forte
Forte Knox
Lovie Me some Forte
Last Year I was “Reggie’s Bush”
This Year “Stripping Reggie’s Bush”
Belicheck yourself before you Faulk yourself
My team name ive gone with for 4 years now is DeepNyaEndzone aka the DNE
Big Booty Detectives
I like…
INSTANT FOREPLAY
A Spike B. Joint
Andre the giant Johnson
Belicheck your Bush for some Crabtree’s
Damn! Lost my Ditka in your Bush
Touchdown There
Show me ‘em TD’s
This year is was Moss in round one and Brady in round two
thus
“Brady Back Ribs with BBQ Moss”
Mr. Rodgers Neighbour Hoods
“Ben There, Raped That”
“Brady’s Bunch of Filthy Gore’s” ( For Brady and Gore owners
“Dirty Gore Has VD and Crabs”
It’s my vick in a box!
alpha Q up- is a good one just say it out loud
Lmao. The guys were making up crazy names and I just had to make them call their fantasy football team either-
-Victoria’s Secret (Since the leading guy was dating a girl named Victoria but only me him and her know about it, this was the perfect name, plus one girl is on the team, so no one will suspect a thing)
-Touchdown there (Do I have to explain this one? It’s a classic)
-Nutcracker (My best friend is on the team and she doesn’t take #@$% from anyone, imagine her as being the ‘nutcracker’)
-Those Bastards (LOL, when people ask who won, they say those bastards, and if you lost people will think you won and if you won people might think you lost)
-Them (Works the same way as ‘Those Bastards’ just less funny)
-We’re Smokin’ (Haha, like you know, smokers, or smokin’ hot, clever? Yes.)
-69 rocks (I don’t like this one much, I just ran out of names but you get it right? 69… and this guy on the team is number 69.. LOL)
Anyways those are the 7 I gave them and they all laughed and decided to use one of mine since they came up with lame names. I’m not sure which one they picked. But I know I’m clever, yes (: I think they might use ‘Those Bastards’ since they all agreed that suited them best (:
Mine is Dewayne Bowe Warriors. Others I thought of are: Rice Marhoney the SF treat
Arian (foster) nation
Droppin Bowes
and the best one:
Breaston Plants = Fake TD’s
“The Short-Bus All-Stars”
Demmerson Ice TD’s
Revis and Butthead
Tittsburgh Feelers
Suh What The Lions Still Suck or Ill Suh your Ass.
The McCluster Faulks
Sporting Lesbion or East Ham
you vicked my dog
Some in my leagues through the years:
Rocky Mountain Oysters
McNabbulous
Vicktorious
Adult Dreams
Bye Week
Whos Yurdatty
Here’s one from our league:
Yank my doodle, it’s a dandy
My last two names have been “The Neverland Rach Twohand touchers”
Rashard’s Dixon Dennis
Kyle Orton’s Anti-Virus
JP Losman Investments
Orton hears a Suh
Half Baked Option
I’m a Giants fan:
Turn Your Head And Coughlin
My team name is original…”Sacks in the city.”
it wouldn’t let me use “Romo’s No Homo”
“Big Easy Breesy Lemon Squeezy”
FOSTER, Austrailian for 200 yards
Came up with these and went with the first one for my league- Gore was my #1 pick
“GORaphobia”, “Hear me Gore!”, “Gore you a new one”
With Myself
So when someone says who they are playing they will say “I’m playing with myself.”
The Footballopian Tubes was one of my faves
Favre Hour Energy
NOT MY (MATT) FORTE
I’m in 4 leagues this year…here are some of tha names…
Booty Sweat Bust-A-Nut Bars
Wash Your Balls (Axe Commercial)
Boatz N Hoes
Huevos En Su Boca (mine)
Boondocks references below that were used as team names:
Uncle Ruckus No Relation
Praise Jesus’ Rewrites (mine)
Riley’s Fundraisers
I have both Vernon Davis and the injured Michael Bush on my team this year. I have come up with the following team name w/ slogan —-> I HAVE VD: My Michael Bush Hurts.
Say it fast: Norfolk & Chance
EX-tenze the League
Dixieland Jiggaboos
Cromartie and Kate plus eight
Mine is the “Neverland Ranch Survivors”
Mine is….
The Buffalo Blumpkin
(Blumpkin – Google it if you don’t know)
ARIAN NATION
If you have Brandon Marshall your name can be forgetting brandon marshall
Mine is
FumbleYoTD’s
Roddy white rhino
New York diesel jets
Arians Fostercare
3rd and Shlong
My team name this year is Runnin Like Theissman…(Ive got a broken leg).
last year my team name was Pinned and Screwed ( I had a metal frame pinned to my leg)
Year before I was Pink Taco (only woman in a 12 man league)
crazy hip hopping jam tarts
Just in this years league:
Dallas’s Clark Bars
Yippy Ki Yay Marshall Faulker
Smokin’ Benson’s Hedges
Romosexual Tendencies
Motorboat her Breastons
Sucka my Ditka
Neverland Ranch Hands
Team ROSENHAUS.. (working the phones)
cuz im known for wheeling and dealing
Drinkin’ a Forte
I’d Rather Have a Beers
Even God Hates the Steelers
Michael Vick’s Dogs and the Ben Rapelisbergers
I’m Ron Burgandy?
mine is the RUSHERS but i should of chosen football ‘n beer
CORN ON THE SCHAUB or BEN RUTHLESSRAPER
My name is “the rageing romosexuals”
The Southside Shockerz
Harvin’s Headaches.
In a tip of the hat to Sgt Hartman my team name is “Major Malfunction”.
the only way the browns will make it o the super bowl is if i gotta take a dump then they will be in the bowl.
My friend nips has a team named nippy nutsack
here are some others
Grundle Warriors
Fudge Cowboys
Baltimore Ball bangahs
Chamak your bitch up
Blue Ballers
Purple shorts. Steve McNair is dead
frank the tank
(frank gore; my pic is will farrell in old school)
two and a half mendenhall
Favre’s Cellular Device
Ronnie Brown Underwear
Double Dwayne Bowe
Bigtest icicles
Rapid Viagra
!
Turd Burglars
WhenDidI EatCorn
I named my team this year
“My Woman”
I beat my woman! or My woman just beat me
either way it just sounds bad! LOL
Favre Dollar Footlong
the guinea pig gangsters
Very few would be able to use this name truthfully. Last year I took first place in my league, the year before i came in last… Worst to First
Another guy in our league had the name “Grim Reaper” he is in last place and renamed his team “Grim Outlook”
“The Blair White Project”
Raider Haider (as a Chiefs fan)
Came up with that on my own. Lol
JustGiveUsTheDamnBall…..wat u guys think
Run to the Hillis
if you have…
Matt Schaub – You Are My Schaubshine
Nick Folk – Folk You
Marques Colston – Right on the Marques
Lance Moore – Moore is Better
LaGarrette Blount – Smoking a Blount (or something to that effect)
General Faves:
Abusement Park
Hopscotch Mafia
Winning Tendencies
cowboyscoughcough1-6
My team location is YO MAMAS and my team name is IMPREGNATORS
team name FC TIOTE
This year: Chubby Jack Wagons
Last Year: Hugh Jass McDonkey Pimps
Forte Percent Chance of Wayne
my team name is likdeeznutz
The only female in the league “AllBustNoBalls”
Ben’s Hard Peterson Cider
Whatchu Talkin’bout Hillis!
Thomas the Train-Wreck (Pierre Thomas been hurt all year)
It’s Not Breesy Being Greene
I have steve johnson so my name this year is, stevie’s wonder Johnson
These are the ones I’m using this year
Denis Dixon your face
Drunk thrivers
Forte ozs to Freeman
FantasyIsMyForte
RomoWittenMyPants
FeelTheBrees
Pimpin Ain’t Brees-y
Just a few I have seen top 2 are mine others in my leagues
Forte’s the new 30
joe flac-a- ho
Ben Roethlishurther
crack, back and SACK
my team names right now are:
Intercepticons
wHakeem phoeNicks
this year i took…. Cuba Gooding’s performance in Radio
Here’s a couple:
Do Us All A Favre And Retire
Ben Rothlesrapin’
My Couch Pulls Out, I Don’t
Johnny Unite Us
I’m Asomugha
My Team Name Is, “Scouting For Goals” :/
thats my dick jauron
at school the teachers call out the names of the teams playin, so one team called themselves ‘ i like men.’
Titan ur browneye
Vick’s Inhalers
INTER YA MAM
The Buffalo Williams… i came up with this 4 years ago and it hasnt been topped yet
Names I’ve used this year:
Urine sloppy second
Big Ben her over
Bowe knows who’s your daddy
Kibbles and vicks!
How bout the Tittsburgh Feelers? or the Jacksonville Shaguars..
I have a team named the Knights Who Say Nee if any of you are Monty Python fans. I have a league called Spanish Agents In Poland and another team called the Conspirators.
how about ,
marshall faulkers
Jurasss
Jurasss is mine
Nine inch Nails in ur coffin
titsburg feelers
Taco Creamers
pink taco creamers
My all time favorite:
ShowThem(o)(o) TD’s
Blazin a Blount
Spark the Blount! Another good team name
Some names from the years:
Slump Busters
Busch Light Avengers
Fightin’ Whities
Runnin’ Gekos
Boozehounds
Mendenhally Rasharded
Ice Bank Mice Elf
(say it out loud!)
Green Bay Stackas
New York Dankees
Boats n Bros (like boats n hoes from stepbrothers)
Purple People Eaters
Barca’Boner’ Sunday League Team!
Attitude Era
The conVICKS
its really fun to play fantasy football…. really amazing it has become so popular……
Kibbles And Vicks
best one ive seen so far, well that one and Tittsburgh Feelies, but ESPN wont allow that one
The Brady Bunch
White Cassell
Bros Before Shiancoes
It’s On Like Ndamukong
Taste Dwayne Bowe
Iupati Like it’s Your Birthday
Take a Henne, Leave a Henne
Colston Creamery
Anything you can do, Aromashodu Better
Under Extreme Burress
I had Turner and Legarette Blount last year.. Thought Burning Blount was pretty good..
Last year I was Flacco seagulls
Waka Flacco Flame.
I had Arian Foster last year and I was the Arian Brotherhood
made this up after my draft
Vick Sproles a fat Blount
Favre’s Photoshop
Mine this year is:
Get the F-Lock Out
I have two team names:
Theismann’s Leg &
Abe Froman Sausage King of Chicago.
the jackson 4
Its overused but TJ Hoosyourmama
Cam El Toe Newtons
San José Swallows is mine.
James Harrison’s Twitter Followers
Some of mine have been:
Inthebag- i was drunk when i drafted
2thewind- i was again drunk when i drafted and a bears fan
T.O.choCinco
Peyton Man-thing- is this years name
Mine has always been “Remember the Tightones”
Over trained athlete
brian cushing
Last year My team’s name was “The Fighting Bear Jews”
Plaxico’s Packin
I have 2 favourite names: Kay FC or Norfolk Enchance
Arianz Race, Welker this Way, Charles in Charge, Roddy aint so White, Jahvid knows Best, Stewart not so little.
Arianz Race
Charles in Charge
Jahvid knows Best
Roddy aint so White
Stewart not so little
Welker this Way
Disposable Heroes
Belicheck yourself before you REX yourself!!!
These are horrible. You guys are morons
The Arian Brotherhood
Sloppy Posse
Blount Force Trauma
The Whizzinators
Ballin’ with B.A.L.C.O
Show me the Greenbacks
Rice Rice Baby
Mine this year will be “Flacc o’ Birds”
I Like Big Blounts and I Cannot Lie
Poon Squad!
i got TwoVicksOnePup
Last year
Potski’s Womb Ferret in the Dutch Rudder League
This Year – Vag-Admin in the league TrophySquatter.com
How d’you like them apples?!
My Poop is Ronnie Brown
Hoculi-N Effort
Vick’s Dog Pound
Michael Vick’s Underdogs
My favorite
Big O TDs
2 Mannings 1 Cup
Rhymes with Punt
The Green Gay Fudge Packers
The Detroit Tumblers
Ochocinco my battleship
Ray Lewis cutlery
Kevin Kolb mcnabbed your job
Aaron Rodgers wears eyeliner
Jim Zorn’s porn
Bush is so grossman
Neverland Makebelievers/Lostboys
Dixie Pixies
WTF
Tried Deep Inch 2short
Taint Slappin Ballers
Taint that a Vick
Mr.Chows Gay Monkeys
purple headed yoghurt warriors
Rex’s Foot Fetish
Herzlich My Ballz-just thoughtof it
TasTebowNerInUrFace
My name tops them all… Bumping Uglies… and my picture is of stick figures in a compromising position! ;o
My name tops them all… Bumping Uglies… and my picture is of stick figures in a compromising position! ;o
3rd and Schlong
Counter Trey Diesels (Redskin fan league)
VickJackson’d InYourMaclin
Winning is my Forte/losing is my forte(mine usually)
Limp Ditkas/whiskey ditkas
Fantasy Bust
jefferson darcy (chicago theme married w children)
.
The Danny Woodcocks
Big Breesy T.D.’s
The copy Cats. Every week i would change my name to my apponents name and also use the same coach and team logo pictures. doing this does mess up the scheduling if you dont change back your name after the monday night game
BEST ONE EVER!!!
My Vick in a Box
3rd and Shart…
Had Chris Johnson last year and won my league.
Team name was, “Fear My Johnson!”
What the Faulk
Maclin on Dem hoes
Spikeng in the endzone
Danny Woodhead Be Acceptable?
Return of the Maclin
Ray Rice and Beans
My Ditka in your Butkus
Blount Burners (Legarrette Blount & Michael Turner)
Mine is Jen & Tonic
Mr. Rodger’s Neighborhood
Mendenhall & oats
Mine is – No Punt Intended
Mendenhally Rasharded
Rays Rice O Roni
“Talk to JamChuck”
Hasselbeck’s Foot Locker
Orton hears a SUH
lost your quarter, Suh will get your QUARTERBACK
dont mess with our STAFF or you will be SUHed
^
STAFFORD
Lions are sick this year, with TOUCHDOWNitice
Lions and Tigers and Wings,, We own!!
Hide your beagles vicks an eagle
my team…Split Wide Goin Deep
3rd String MVP
CrouchingNiner HiddenTinyHands
Mines been Fauncy Sauce in the Past.
This year its- Dip the Dick in Hot Sauce
For those politically as well as sports minded…Tony Weiners Washington Foreskins
my team this year is called
intoyourmam
Nani bashers
Raoul Moatrid
after Raoul Moat the shotgun maniac in England
Off in Church
Tebow or Not Tebow? That is the Question
Buster Highmen
Good one
Newtons Laptop rentals
Plaxidential Shooting… FTW
Rex loves FOOT n BALL
Off To Guys. When you beat me you beat… Classic!
Best for us steeler fans ! STEEL-HER VIRGINITY
Orakpo SlapsHo’s
Donkey Shows & sTD’s
vag monster
Snood u Lose
Last year I was BloodBath and Beyond
Tebows Lock In Party
Some of my staples ive used for years:
-Anti-Christ-Superstars
-The Flying Ass-Bags
-Jake Plummer’s Left Arm
-Eli: The Other White Manning
-Aaron Brooks Superstar
-School Of Asskickery
The Romo-sexuals
Fluffy Cupcakes
Channel 4 News Team (Ron Burgundy inspired)
Los Mojados Guapos (The Handsome Wetbacks, youtube video)
Brady Bunch (had Tom Brady as my QB)
Biscuits and Gravies
Rusty Pickle
Watch Talkin’ Bout Willis
The Donte’ Stallworth Driving Academy
Rex Ryan’s School of Podiatry
Michael Vick’s Dog Walking, Inc.
Big Ben’s Speed Dating
Purple Helmets
Donkey Punch
Donkey Punch
Kordell Stewart Cross Dresser
Brady Haha
Carpet Munchers
Angry Lobstah
Punchin’ the Clown
Crap my haynsworth
For the movie lovers:
Citizen Wayne
Pack to the Future
All Quiet on the Western Blount
Bridge on the River Addai
Addai Another Day
INterCEPTION
I liked
September 11th
THE BAND IS ON THE FIELD!
Bloodfart
Are you gellin?
Finkle & Einhorn
Ben Rapedmydaughter
The Ryan Dunn 500 Brought To You By Smirnoff
Sophomores For Sanchez
Norv Turner’s Face Geologist
Eli’s prom dress
SexualTouchDown…STD
Are U Faulkin Serious?
i been thinking and this year my teams name will be Cromarties kids
My team name is classic and original. I’d say its better than the rest:
League name: league of legends.
Team name: BlowAline Backer
What you guys/girls think??
For all you Arby’s fans out there I used their “I’m thinkin Arby’s” slogan with I’m thinkin RB’s
RaidHer Endzone
mine is MILF – N – COOKIES (wives league)lol
Kibbles n’ Vicks
2 vicks 1 pup
Your Girl has a nice Tight End
vikings fans….. BROs over Shiancoes
How about TD’s Galore?
Suck my Vick
or
Vick’s Violent Vizslas
My favorite was always Kibbles and Vicks
mine is “farve from being hung”
Drop the Dwayne Bowe, Taste the Dwayne Bowe
Feel the Brees
I love TD’s to much to pick Romo
TD Commitie
The Brees Knees
Breesus Christ
Big Breasy TD’s
Big Easy Breesy Lemon Squazy
Touchdown There
San Diego Border Patrol
Somewhere over the Dwayne Bowe
Do you feel the Brees
Cuban Raft Riders
Petersons’s Wafflehouse
The Infedels
Silence of the Rams
I want TD’s
I have Mendenhall as a keeper in two leagues. So:
I Just Rasharded a Little
and
Rasharder than Chinese Algebra.
Best one in our league:
Its on like Ndomakong.
ajax trees down
Go Favre Yourself
Some of my team names:
- Grandma’s Cameltoe
- X-Lax & the Loose Load
- Sphincter Titans
Some good names I’ve seen:
- Stuart Scott’s Good Eye
- Bus Driver “cuz I’m takin everybody to school”
U all have small Ditkas
slippery fingered muff
Sexual vanilla ( they play so fine… Don’t you agree)
Coolbrees
mine this year is DwayneBowes and LolloPopes
With Another Manz Ballz. “Who are you playing this week?”
I’m playing With Another Manz Ballz.” Dumb. Funny, but dumb
Maybe Brett will stay retired and somebody can use “Thanks Favre the memories”. Last year I was “Chuck Norris” so I could tell my opponent each week that “Chuck Norris is going to kick your butt this weekend”. Unfortunately Chuck got whupped a few more times than he laid one on somebody…
Breeeeeeees NUTS!
Haven’t Got A Kalou. Or Scouting for Goals.
Mine have been the “Tittsburgh Feelers” and “Cleveland Steamers”
Rex-tra Teresticle
A couple of more for movie and Jet fans:
Rex-ocalypse Now
American History Rex
Eternal Sunshine of the Sanchez Mind
Revis-voir Dogs
No Country for Fat Men
The Big Sanchowski
Rex Cassidy and the Sanchez Kid
Finding Nemo…or any open receiver
Amish pornstars
Morning Wood Meat Curtains
Teach me how to Lovie
One that i’ve created and haven’t seen yet
Nhamdi Damn Buisness
A good team name is plaxico’s gun safety class
Thundercats
’nuff said
Get Some
Bitches aint shiancoe
Ickey Woods Shuffle
Damn Democrats
A$$ Clowns
Phat Rabbits
Boatz N Hoes
Poon Puffs
Whisker Biscuits
Bearded Tacos
Ive had “CORN OFF THE KOLB” and this year I have “GET YOUR EAGLE ON”.
Coat hanger Birthday
Over the years I’ve been:
Big TDs n a Wet Snap
Reggie’s Bush
Eli’s Mangina
PayMeYo Bills
Colt Forty-Fivers
The Meat Curtain
Stinky-finga-tip-snatch
Have fun stealing my genius!
Mike Hawk
Farfrombushlicking
best name i have ever seen. Who let the vick out
HANDFUL OF PETERSON
how about
Duh, Winning!
Foster’s Greene Collie
Lions fan here.
No Suh For You
Gmen- PrinceiNukeYoMama
I have Jamaal Charles and Ray Rice as my starting RBs…currently using Ray Charles & the Blind Backfield
Dezed & Kuhnfused
Here For Beer
Mike ditka is bigger than yours
Mine for the past couple of years is the Naked Bootlegs…
suck my peterson
I had Arian Foster last year… Arian Nation
As a Browns fan I like the one I came up with, “Mohamed Jonestown Massaquoi”, although it won’t let me change it to my name for some reason
For all my fellow Kansas City Chiefs Fans!
Over Dwayne Bowe
Taste Dwayne Bowe
2 Girls 1 Succop
White Cassel
Run DMC (Dexter McCluster)
Breastonlargement
Rushin’ Roulette
Aqib Talibs mom.
Rex Ryan’s big toe.
tonguepuncher
taco flavored kisses.
elvis grbac impersonators.
kenny britts parole officer.
dan marinos superbowl ring.
Rothlesburger with Cheese
Scraton Peacocks
Ligers
My Vick in a box
Haha
how awesome is my fantasy name?
Hip Hip Go RAY!
Of RICE and men
the RICE stuff
Uncle Ray’s Rice
Rice Rice baby
Bros before Shiancos
ShawShianco Redemption
Schaubshank Redemption
DebbieDoesDallasClark
Hakeem and Rashard go to white Cassel
you’re welcome.
Good Will Punting
Punt for Red October
MillyVegas Ladies Room (Last year’s team in dishonour of Big Ben)
Alan Smithee
My favorite team name is
how favre will my ditka go in your butkus
Jerricho’s Crotchery
I personally like
Get off my Ditka
Forsett in Her Butt
Drinkin Forte’s
my fav is Norfolk-in-Chance
Phyllis Manginas (The former Seton Hall women’s basketball coach)
Jimmy Smith’s Booger Sugar
Texas Chainsaw Massaquoi
Donte Drink and Drive
Big Sloppy TD’s
Shock The Puss
Last year I had Aaron Rodgers, Roddy White, and Chris Johnson so my team name was……. 2 Rods and a Johnson
Plaxidental Shooting
Hows My Vick Taste
Anyone have a funny name that goes with the show Family Guy? Let me know
Mike OxBig…..
..Blumpkin Bombers
..CamelToe Crushers
..The Angry Dragons
This year RomoSexual Tendencies!!!
Evil Monkey!
Hugh G. Rection
Its Good Mood Food!
Nig Newtons
Lexington Steelers
Therapist #7
Vicktorious Secret
My team is the T Bags
mine as a lions fan is Calvin Rubbed Hobbs Johnson
burning BLOUNT’S and smoking BOWE’S
Edward Forte Hands
Saint no sunshine in Seattle
Philip my River Monster
my team has been “cantspelltoolw/o T.O.” for a couple of years
My favorite of this year is “Plaxidentally shot myself”
Gym Manning Laundry
Brocko’s Bombers
The Colstonoscopy Clinic
Belichick’s Camera Crew
my two team names this year: If I May Be So Boldin, Asstastic
last year: El Guapo’s Pinata Pounders (3 Amigos)
Strokin My Ditka!!!
Mine this year is
Blast-a-hole Burress.
Revis and Woodhead (Beavis and Butthead Refrence)
Dick Cheney’s Gun Saftey Course
Mick Vicks Dog Sitting Service
Iron Mans Soft Side
Backwoods Chickenfighters
I use It’s on like Ndamukong
Rodgers Beats You with his Belt
i’ve used
TDs make my Vick hard
kiss my asante
ben rokndafurbeger
Erect Arrelious
the tittsburgh feelers
For all you Lions fans out there!!! A River Runs Suh It
Horrible draft, so, I went with:
Sofa King Bad
Please Phil My Johnson (Phillip Rivers and Chris Johnson)
For Family Guy – how about:
Lois’s Lunch Meat…
“The U in Prostitutes” … Got to keep up with the times
Kiss My Asomugha
Those Vicktorious Bastards
Vicktorious B I G’s
FRODO Tea-Baggins
— My porn website username and FF team name is (Foot and Balls) its inter changeable
Not too schauby
Jimmy’s Johnson
(Stevie Johnson + CJ Spiller) My Johnson is a Spiller
Here are some names that come to mind :In 1hr I came up wit these and a friend told me about this site “Javid Best in Show” “JoeHannaMontanna” “JackBakedCountryHamm” “Dennis The Mennace Dixon” “FavreBeansandChianti” “PercyHarvinandthe Olympians” “LarryCurlyMoeFooteLocker” “SuperMarioBros.Manningham” “Blowshon Moreno” “LanceCrackersMoore” Golden Taint” ” BrandonJacksonand the Olympians” “DijionMustardBranch” “Heinz57PhycoWard” “MarkDirtySanchez” “BrandonTaint” LaRod StephenKing Howling” JoelCrossDressen” “JoshMTVCribbs” “MarcelReecePieces” “WhoShotJRDallasClark” “TJDoushmanzadeh” “WhatchaTalkinAboutWillisMcGahee” “OrangeJuliusJones” ” SmokeAJeffreyAndRubTheFurryWalls ‘ (From The Movie Get him to the Greek)
My new team name Reststop Reacharounds
How about ” 3 1/2 Mendenhalls”
I am going with “Cam I Lick Ur Newton” this season
Mine last year and maybe this year Big Ben TouchedDown There
Corn on the Kolb
I was the mattress dancers last year !
As a Ravens fan im gonna use
Leaving you Black & Purple
My best one all time is Denver=gluefactory. I’ve also had Team BreadTruck, Loo-hoo Za-her, and the Wipping Boys. What about The Babe-raham Lincolns?
I touchdown there
UrMomGaveMeCrabtrees
Ballz Deep
Kraven Moorhead
Drinkin’ Forte’s and Smokin’ Blount’s
Tressel’s Tatoo & Pawn
gettin Feely w/ my Booty call
I think I am going to go with Big Bendovers
You need to update your list. Some funny names here. I have been using Can O’ Whuppass for several years, but this year I switched up to “Whiff of the A-Hole”, in reference to a John Madden quote from a few years back when he pronounced that a back had found the a-hole and ran into it.
I also have used “My Dixie Wrecked”, and “You Knowshon’s a Romo-Sexual” in different leagues.
We have some clever fellows in my pay league, and some team names:
4 Ever Farvre
The Psychotic Alonzo’s
Lord Have Percy!
Krushtacular
Good stuff.
best
mqqn
I’d Pierre Butt (I’d Pee in her butt) (Garcon)
Hines Your Kids, Hines Your Wife (Hines Ward
I would walk 500 MILES (Miles Austin)
Helen Keller (Dustin) (If they beat you then you say I can’t believe you beat a blind deaf chick, and if you win then let the insults begin!)
Wait till you see my Vick!
Take it to the Blouse
Dick Six
I think I’m going with:
Hard Gore Rodgering
(Frank Gore & Aaron Rodgers on my team)
Kibbles and Vicks
Light up that Blount
Gotta catch Jamaal!
I drafted Tom Brady, Ray Rice and Sidney Rice…gotta go with
Rice Rice Brady
2 Girls 1 Grupp (Bob Grupp)
Mark Rypien and The Tearin
The Plaxidental Shooting- my absolute favorite.
Recruits with Benefits
It’s Blaining, GArrard’s mourning, del rios snoring
Double EntAndre Johnsons
My name the last 3 yrs has been Kibbles & Vicks, some of my favorites though:
My Vick in a box
Yourwifelikesmypeterson
Plaxidentaly shot myself
Big TDs (.)(.)
KIM LARD-ASS SHIAN
Ben There Raped That
my team is Ill Eagles.
I just came up with a new one.
WhereYouBenson,Jail?
Thanks Cedric Benson…
Wayne is Manning Nicks Johnson
This year my team is
Put Them TDs On Da Grass
This is my first fantasy team and being the only girl I picked Lez Bryant
Repeat Rex Offender
My team name is:
Colostomy Colostoyou
I used this one last year when I had Tom Brady. If you ever get him on your fantasy team this is the best name out there:
Gisele Over My Face
Arian Nation
Corky Romano’s House of Pain
Here are 2 that i find to be the best that i didnt see on here
-Plaxidental Shooting
-Asomugha To Mouth
Chris Henry’s Chauffeur
Fake Chowin, Drinkin Fortes’
PLAXidental shooting
SUH Klux Klan
Corn on the KOLB
Indiana HOLMES
ET Phone HOLMES
SANTONIO Spurs
4th and GARRARD
Rob BIRONER
WALLACE and Grohmit
Chips MCCOY
Run, Its the MAURICE
That Man Stole My BURRESS
Cold Blooded MILLER
Good Luck FAIRLEY
FAIRLEY Odd Parents
FAIRLEY & Me
TitusWhenTheyreYoung
ForsettDownHerThroat
OrtonHearsASuh
Newton’sLaptopRental
PLAXidental shooting
SUH Klux Klan
Corn on the KOLB
Indiana HOLMES
ET Phone HOLMES
SANTONIO Spurs
4th and GARRARD
Random BIRONer
WALLACE and Grohmit
Chips MCCOY
Run, Its the MAURICE
That Man Stole My BURRESS
Cold Blooded MILLER
Good Luck FAIRLEY
FAIRLEY Odd Parents
FAIRLEY & Me
The FORTE Year Old Virgin
Sippin a FORTE
KOLB & Big
The Italian KOLBsters
MAURICE Bones-Jews
Slob on My KOLB
MATT Runs Like He’s FORTE
Colt FORTE Five
FORTE-KNOX
PLAXICO Bullets
FORTE Percent Chance of WAYNE (Rain)
FORTE’s The New 30
It’s On Like NDAMUKong
Schaub on my Knob I created 2 years ago, but apparently someone already posted this. And I thought i was the original. Hmmm
Revis and Nuthead (Darelle Revis and Rex Ryan)
Dwayne Bowe Warriors
Korn on the Kolb
The Flaming Romos (my favorite)
Keisel’s Diesels
Forsett In Her Butt
Liqoured-Up Leprechauns
Biological Samples
Pygmy Spyders
My Favorite Few:
Blount Force Trauma
Take a Chauncey But Dont Get Stuckey
Off Constantly
Because nobody can beat Off Constantly.
My favorite the last few years is
Pending Charges
Most Dez(ira)Bowe
2 mannings 1 cup
4th and Schlong
Kibbles and Vicks
My team name is Crack Babies. I picked it hastily a long time ago when I thought all the players were on crack and they were all a bunch of babies…oh, wait, it still is like that today. Isn’t it? I have tried to change the name but have been voted down. I was told it would be like the Packers changing their name. Oh well.
I have A. Foster and A. Johnson so my team name is…Fostering my Johnson
Lamar’s PercyFooters
Here’s mine, just made it up..
Charles in Charge (jamaal charles)
Hey, Hey, that’s my Dick Juron!
Plaxidental Shooter
a RIVERS runs thru it
CAR RAMROD
i have josh freeman andre johnson and vincent jackson
freeman jackson his johnson
is that good?
20 Piece McNabbits
McNabbits Meal
Farve Dollar McNabbits
Harvin a bad day
Jermichael Ucky
Fitzgerald perfectly
Arian brotherhood
10-4 Rogers That
Mr Rogers Neighborhood
McFadden nuff
Vick Torious
Vick Tory Is Mine
Vicks Vapor Rubbin
Sand Cassel
RomoFobic
RomoErotic
Dwayne Bowe Bwight
The best one I have that I have not seen posted is:
Big TDs from Breaston plants
Double Dwayne Bowe
Forsett in Deep
I went thru all of these comments that go back a couple of years… I was surprised to not see this one…
(Packer Fans and Pot heads would like this)
“Packin’ Good Green” Its a great one… my creation 3 yrs ago..
B4 that I was
“He Hate Me” then…
“He Hate Me II” for a few years
COME ON DUDES!!!!!!!! It’s OBVIOUSLY ( and there is NO close second) …………..Ditka in her Butkus.
ditka in her butkus……………best ever
Ben there, raped that.
Suh girls one cup.
On The Road To VICKtory
raping this burger
F what ya Hurd
I just Addai’d in your arms tonite
The Guns of Hochuli
Da Football Whisperer
Skittles, Taste Dwayne Bowe
Hoosier Daddy
Pimpin Aint Breesy
Reading Dwayne Bowe
If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Austin
Body by Mangini
Lord have Percy
You, Me, and Drew Brees
Here are a few of my old names
San Fernando Llamas
Organized Chaos
Necessary Roughness
Vick’s Petcare
Farve’s Waffle house
Farve dollar footlong
if charlie sheen was a dolphins fan…DUH, Phining!
Reggie’s Bush
My JOHNSON is Between SomeTDs
Achoo!!! Bless SUH
YES!! Touchdown Below
Forgetting Brandon Marshal
My Poop is Ronnie and Brown
Somebody in my league’s name is:
My Ditka in her Butkus
FORTE YR OLD VIRGIN
Asomaugha to Mouth
Proudly our league name is: The Art Schlichter League
FOSTER…ARIAN FOR BEER!
Namaths Drunken Kisses
Lost in the Scrum
Thrown Under The Bettis
The Curse of Al Davis
Massage My Tight End
Farvre’s Flip Flopprers
Miami Bush Marshall
Drankin Forte’s
Vicktorious Bastards
Dolphin Dick Incognito…….Just a couple from this year and previous years. Theres more where that came from
You’ve Gotta Be Kaeding Me
This one is mine
Pic Vick
How about the: Mul-Hesters or knoxed up if ur a bears fan
Percy Squirts
Real Men of Genius
No Talent Ass Clowns
Fumblestiltskins
Call me the Brees
Tokyo Sandblasters
Big Ass TDs
New Orleans Taints
Arian Nation
San Francisco 40ozers
Vicktoria’s Secret
Some of the team names from my League
Kraut Snipped Tips
Raging Midgets
Ballz Deep
Oh Boy “Tolberto”
Cutler’s Diabetes.
Dwayne Bowe Imports
Tiki’s Barbershop, we cut and run
Vick in a Box.
Moore Greene
when in ROMO
Suh girls, 1 cup is by far the best one posted!
Mine is so you think you can dansby
Took Rice and Boldin this year…..Szechquan Boldin and Rice!!!
Mine is Lick Beanies suck on Britts
My name is: TD’s make my Vick hard
I’m pretty proud of myself for this year with:
I Ndamukonged yo’wife Suh me.
Mine is Mike Ditka’s Bigger
(die hard dolphins fan) team name is SHATS ON PATS
I got “FAVRE” on it…
Eddie royale with cheese
Stewart Scott’s good eye
Not made up by me but I am the only girl in the league so my name is:
Camel Turf Toe
Ocho Stinkos Taint
Catholic Massaquoi
Suh-Per Man
Michael Dick
Hightower was a florist
Get Off My Ditka
Desmond Bishop’s Tutu
Arian’s Foster Care
i have brees and chris johnson so i went with:
Feel the Brees on my Johnson
gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Steve Breaston Plants
ADBackus Security System
True Britt
I touchdown there
Here’s a good one:
Woodhead Count as Cheating?
Best Bush for Forte Miles
Arian’s Foster Kids
I’m old but I still get Woodson
Jackson Turner Overdrive
Palmer Breaston Driver Bush
Plax-idental shooting
Big Effin Fairies
Mine is
Ready to plow
Danny Devito is my logo
lawn darts
wallshington cleaners
Monkeys with crayons
The Mullet Mafia
The Finger
“Sippin on some Henne” as in Chad Henne
Rushin’ Roulette
Show me ur TD’s
PEYTON KILLSUS
Plaxadental Shooting
Lets Get Rasharded
Forte Year Old virgin
Driving With Donte
Jacquizz in My Pants
Pryor Convictions
Texas Chainsaw Massaquoi
Blount’s and Graham’s
Buc You
Shut the Buc up
Cam Insider
CamPuter
Fallopian Swim Team
Big Johnsons
My team’s name is Fatty McButterpants
a good short nick name might be Smiles or Smilez
Vicks an eagle hide Ur beagle. Is mine
Oppurtunity Knox to bad I’m a packers fan
Plaxidental Shooting
Don’t Britt Your Day Job
When I c Aaron I get Woodson
Scam Newton
I got Forte and Addai as my backs so I use “Drinking Fortes Until Addai”
ben rapethisburger
For all you fans of the FX show “The League” my team name is :
Taco’s Eskimo Brother!
I use
Texas Chainsaw Massaquoi
or She Gave Me A Crabtree
Mama said lock you out (concerning the lockout)
I love Tony, Ohno! (Tony Romo)
‘Boys are back in town (Dallas Cowboys)
Tony Roams 4 Miles (Tony Romo, Miles Austin)
StraightCashHomey (Randy Moss reference)
Roddy By Nature
illest jackson alive….the kanye and jayz song
LuV2cTd’s
this is my name: “W4NN4COOKI3”
Extremely Tight Ends
Kibbles and Vicks
VICKTorious
came up with W.D. forte. or your name ….drinking fortes.
Haha, I played the team called Multiple scoregasms….
The clueless cleats
how about NBPL-National Baby Punting League
Mine this year is Lamblows.
SUHk my JOHNSON
my team name:
fort hand me a miller light
Boy Butter
Punchin’ the Clown
Droppin’ Loads
Urine Trouble
XD thats my team name XD Its a laughing face for when I beat the guys
I use XD a laughing face for when I beat the guys
My fantasy team name is…..
Arian Foster Care
I just changed mine from Hocules, Son of Zeus to Fred Jackson’s Neverland Ranch.
I got forte and blount.
My team use to be “smoking a blount, drinking a forte”
now its just ” Fortes & blounts
Return of the Maclin
My Vick in a Box
Fountains of (reggie) Wayne
Show me your TD’s
Kiss my pass
Sofa King Awesome
Wilfork for Food
Rolle a Blount Holmes
i want to sey.moore bush! for the raider fans!
Jimmys Johnson Fitzgerald Perfectly.
(Jimmy Graham, Chris Johnson, and Larry Fitzgerald)
Also have Michael Bush that I could play with
Tomlin’s Taints
Johnson’s Johnson’s
Chucky’s Chodes
plaxidentidly shot himself
Calvin hold my Johnson
Steve McNairs Shotgun Offence
Drankin Fortes
Wilfork For Food
MR.Rogers Neighborhood
12 inch Ditka’s
milkinya
Swamp Donkeys
Google it i promise you wont be dissapointed.
Eagles Kegels
The funniest one i could think of is “The NFL Football Players”
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My team name this last year was “Off in Church”. Because no one beats…. I actually won the league last year, so I may have to keep it.
I’ve always gone with in the past:
Backfield Penetrators
Its been a few years since I have won my league though, so I’m thinking about changing my name to:
Horrifying Wrecked Ems
My ream name is
AFC Sporting Lesbian