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Funny Fantasy Football Team Names

By August 30, 2011

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As always, part of the fun of owning a fantasy football team is getting to come up with a clever name for said team. Myself, I've been going by the name "Can of WhoopAss" for several years now in honor of my all-time favorite wrassler, Stone Cold Steve Austin. The Misses, who's relatively new to fantasy football, goes by the highly-appropriate moniker of "Yo Momma".

For those of you who are fantasy football veterans, I'm sure you're aware of the plethora of incredibly creative team names that are affixed to teams throughout the thousands and thousands of fantasy leagues. So we're asking for your help in assembling a list of some of the more clever, witty, humorous, and perhaps obnoxious nicknames ever assigned to a fantasy team.

We'll start the list off with a few of our favorites, and you can leave your contributions in the comments section below.

Washing Some Headskins

Wtcha Tlkn Bout Hillis

Favre's Flip Flops

Taste Dwayne Bowe

Legadu my Eggo

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Editor's Note: I've assembled a list of submitted team names that I feel are the top 10 funniest fantasy football team names based on my own warped sense of humor.

Comments

September 5, 2008 at 2:42 pm
(1) Kevin says:

How bout the:
Butte Holes

September 7, 2008 at 2:49 pm
(2) Titans4Lyfe says:

TDs ‘N Beer

September 15, 2008 at 1:28 pm
(3) Alison says:

My team name this year is “Touchdown There” and another person in my league named their team “Gridiron Brothel”

October 4, 2008 at 10:58 pm
(4) Ashlee says:

My team name is

Multiple Scorgasms

October 21, 2008 at 9:01 pm
(5) ace of bass says:

Rae,Carruth,Carruth,Carruth is on fire

November 26, 2008 at 10:44 pm
(6) Perry says:

I use ROMOSEXUAL TENDANCIES, MULTIPLE SCORGASMS, CUBAN RAFT RIDERS, AND Wii NOT FIT

December 5, 2008 at 3:25 am
(7) justin says:

i have RB Chris Johnson, and WR’s Andre and Calvin Johnson and even at one point Larry Johnson. My names have been Johnson and Johnson, The firm, 2 much Johnson 4 U, and finally 3 Johnson’s and a Baby. I also have another team that is called TATUPU PLATTER FOR 2

June 3, 2009 at 3:13 pm
(8) Maybry says:

I have noticed that people love to change names if the team just nose dives.

1.)Worthless Bums
2.)Fantasy Cowboys
3.)The real T.O

fantasyfootballoutcast.com

June 9, 2009 at 2:24 pm
(9) Bobby says:

One of my favorites is
“Cold as the Rockies”

Another good one’s
“Sons of Pitches

June 15, 2009 at 5:32 am
(10) Mike says:

as a Raiders fan, I go with “Just Win, Maybe”

June 16, 2009 at 5:51 pm
(11) ey says:

as a bald man i chose washing some headskins

July 1, 2009 at 4:33 pm
(12) Nick says:

Best name i’ve seen this year:

Favre Dollar Footlong

July 3, 2009 at 9:50 pm
(13) Frederic says:

My team is named Freddies Freeloaders (Red Skelton)

July 6, 2009 at 3:08 am
(14) Riley says:

Fourth Down Syndrom

July 9, 2009 at 9:23 pm
(15) Topher says:

Harem McNair

July 11, 2009 at 7:10 pm
(16) Rob Tackett says:

SHOW ME YA TD’S

July 17, 2009 at 9:42 am
(17) jcthrower10 says:

multiple scoregasms is a classis but my team name is purple headed yogurt slingers…in the league of extraordinary genitals

July 17, 2009 at 2:16 pm
(18) Bryan says:

Earnest Graham Goes To Camp
Snakes on Reggie Wayne
Addai in your Sleep

July 20, 2009 at 6:25 am
(19) tony tomlinson says:

funniest name i’ve seen so far is GaryGlitters U-16′s

July 21, 2009 at 9:16 am
(20) Francis Buxton says:

Corky Thatcher’s Touchdown Syndrome

July 25, 2009 at 1:24 am
(21) chuck says:

hoof heared

saints drop a deuce

barber for my bush

July 25, 2009 at 9:58 am
(22) Hilly says:

My team name is Poon Jabbers

July 28, 2009 at 8:39 am
(23) Krissy says:

The Nutcrackers for the only girl in an all guys league

July 28, 2009 at 8:52 am
(24) Jon says:

I have been doing this since 1994. Here are some of mine, and others in my leagues over the years.

Sons of Spartacus
Disgruntled Postal Workers
Those Bastards – that way you can say, “I got beat by Those Bastards!”
Ron Mexico’s Dawgz
Giga Gumps
Rookie Mistakes
Boston Teabags
Sons of Mothers
Eventual Champions
Philosophical Existential Thinkers – “Fernt?”
Your Mother
Florescent Hitler’s
Fighting Lawn Ornaments
Bi-Curious George
Rambone’s
The Timmy’s
Royale Wit Cheese
Admiral Ackbar – the fish head dude from Star Wars

I think I’m going to compile a list from all my FFL buddies and post some more later.

August 3, 2009 at 12:41 pm
(25) El Barton says:

Ginn & Tonic
Blood, Sweat, and Beers
W.D. Forte
4th and Drunk
Kibbles and Vicks
Farve From Over

August 4, 2009 at 1:27 pm
(26) Nick says:

Mine team is

Let Me see your TD’S

August 5, 2009 at 1:37 am
(27) RBD says:

Steve Breastonlargement
John David Booty Call
Midnight Road All-Stars
Leavenworthless
Donte’s Thirty Days

August 6, 2009 at 6:54 pm
(28) Ethan says:

Mine is Dante Stallworths Driving Academy

August 7, 2009 at 1:10 pm
(29) EO says:

Mark’s Dirty Sanchez

August 7, 2009 at 4:31 pm
(30) jamie says:

If you have an all time favorite wrastler….then you my friend are a pole smoker

August 7, 2009 at 4:54 pm
(31) RickyT says:

Had to go with the southern touch team name… “Dixie Normous”

August 7, 2009 at 6:34 pm
(32) Darin says:

Blind Beavers

August 7, 2009 at 9:15 pm
(33) Nicole says:

white ‘n brown stains

August 10, 2009 at 7:56 am
(34) Bill says:

Vick’s Doggy Daycare

August 10, 2009 at 9:48 am
(35) GO PATS says:

2 mannings 1 cup.

August 10, 2009 at 12:51 pm
(36) EDub says:

Michael Jackson’s Cowboys

August 10, 2009 at 3:00 pm
(37) mildkaos says:

The Cleveland Steamers…. enough said.

August 10, 2009 at 5:42 pm
(38) ATL says:

Mike and The Fightin Dogs! .. too soon?

August 11, 2009 at 5:06 am
(39) Brett says:

inter minan (:
real ale madrid (:
inter minaan bread (:

August 11, 2009 at 11:49 am
(40) Pedro Cerrano says:

Vick’s Best Friend

August 11, 2009 at 3:26 pm
(41) Cory says:

mine is Favre Fig Newtons

August 11, 2009 at 4:18 pm
(42) Adam says:

Steve McNair’s Shotgun Offense

August 11, 2009 at 8:55 pm
(43) H says:

the september 11

rail madrid

August 12, 2009 at 12:30 am
(44) Brent says:

My team this year is in honor of Michael Crabtrees holdout on the niners.

No Crabs in My Trees

August 12, 2009 at 9:16 am
(45) mike says:

off in the woods

August 12, 2009 at 10:23 am
(46) Adam says:

Favorite one this year, being from Cleveland:

Vehicular Stallworth

August 12, 2009 at 2:22 pm
(47) MR says:

buresseted development

August 12, 2009 at 7:33 pm
(48) Shane says:

The ConVICKS

August 12, 2009 at 7:36 pm
(49) Shane says:

I forgot this one

FEELY My Breast

August 13, 2009 at 8:56 am
(50) Mieschka says:

How about:

The Floating Stools

August 13, 2009 at 6:26 pm
(51) TJ says:

RomoWittenHisPants

August 13, 2009 at 6:55 pm
(52) Paul says:

How bout ….Have balls will tackle!

August 14, 2009 at 4:55 am
(53) jay says:

Get off my Ditka

August 14, 2009 at 2:56 pm
(54) Danny says:

BarackObombers

August 14, 2009 at 4:38 pm
(55) csabah says:

yer ma’s athletic

August 15, 2009 at 2:46 am
(56) David says:

The Joy of Rex (for Jets fans)

August 15, 2009 at 3:20 pm
(57) Neil says:

MachoDonkeyWrestlers

In respect to one of my favorite episodes on the often forgotten sitcom News Radio.

August 15, 2009 at 4:56 pm
(58) zOhaib says:

the best 1 ive seen is

Leave-ma-arcealona
or
F.B.I(Female Body Inspectors)

August 16, 2009 at 12:42 am
(59) DarkStar says:

H.Y.B. V.O.T.E. —> Hide Your Beagles Vick’s on the Eagles

or……

HUGE B(o)(o)BS

August 16, 2009 at 2:18 am
(60) Donnie Fisher says:

BROSbeforeSHAINCOES
HE WENT TO JARED
BERRIAN U 6FEET UNDER

August 17, 2009 at 2:20 pm
(61) DUmpollack says:

Chad OCHO Cinco De Mayo

August 17, 2009 at 5:08 pm
(62) hutty says:

unfortunately not thought up by me but 2 names from my league:

letzbe avenue

and a take off of the championship team

crystal phallus

August 18, 2009 at 6:14 pm
(63) Chris says:

Its simple……My Vick in a Box

August 18, 2009 at 8:44 pm
(64) G Unit says:

The Tittsburgh Feelers!

August 19, 2009 at 12:12 am
(65) B.E. says:

The Deuce Bombers

August 19, 2009 at 12:41 am
(66) Phil says:

Robin Hood and his Merriman

August 19, 2009 at 1:24 am
(67) Phil says:

or Robin Hood’s Merriman

August 20, 2009 at 3:31 pm
(68) JB says:

swamp donkeys

August 20, 2009 at 5:55 pm
(69) D says:

Ground McNair

August 20, 2009 at 9:19 pm
(70) JC says:

The Neverland Ranch Hands
The Viva Viagras

August 20, 2009 at 11:33 pm
(71) josh says:

New York’s Dirty Sanchez

August 21, 2009 at 3:10 am
(72) Erin says:

My Vick in a Box

Hilarious to those that get it.

August 22, 2009 at 1:40 am
(73) jk says:

hail to the vicktors

August 22, 2009 at 5:13 pm
(74) travis says:

vikesnfarvecarvethecheez

August 22, 2009 at 6:08 pm
(75) Nate G says:

In the past I’ve used….

4th and 9 inches
Amish NasCart
White Ninjas

This year…Smoot Sailing Academy

August 23, 2009 at 10:22 am
(76) steve says:

the big ditkas

August 24, 2009 at 10:08 am
(77) ML says:

Green Bowl Packers..

August 24, 2009 at 8:03 pm
(78) NA says:

Safties Off McNair

August 24, 2009 at 8:32 pm
(79) Jared says:

Mike Vick in a Box

August 24, 2009 at 10:02 pm
(80) Ryan says:

SHOW ME YOUR TD’s!

August 24, 2009 at 11:21 pm
(81) brad says:

Favre Dollar Footlong

August 25, 2009 at 3:27 pm
(82) Mike says:

Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe

August 25, 2009 at 8:13 pm
(83) ryan says:

FARVE FROM GOOD

August 25, 2009 at 8:23 pm
(84) eric says:

Cleveland Steamers

August 25, 2009 at 9:06 pm
(85) kyle says:

Sippin on GINN n Juice

August 25, 2009 at 11:36 pm
(86) chadd says:

McNair Addai’d

August 26, 2009 at 8:45 pm
(87) robert says:

Off Constantly

August 27, 2009 at 2:46 am
(88) Bing Johnson says:

Big Ben’s TV Repair

August 27, 2009 at 3:21 am
(89) Bo says:

How about

Get Some Booty in the Endzone

August 27, 2009 at 8:40 am
(90) Greg Porter says:

I CAME UP WITH “VICKTORIOUS SECRET”! There was a chick in our fantasy league and she wanted a name that was clever but girly so I gave her that one. Made the top 10!

August 28, 2009 at 3:08 pm
(91) Tman says:

BenDover&FeelMyRoeth

August 28, 2009 at 10:06 pm
(92) Tony G. says:

the whispering eyes
and also funny but to big(hide your beagle vicks an eagle)
oo and (Inglorious Bastards) i like that one

August 29, 2009 at 10:39 am
(93) Chuckd says:

my fav:

turner over or you get norwood

August 29, 2009 at 3:13 pm
(94) bob says:

Favre from over

August 29, 2009 at 8:17 pm
(95) Tim Tebow says:

JonBenet Rams

August 30, 2009 at 2:39 am
(96) Lindsey says:

my team this year…
Mtn Dew Me

and for any fellow warcraft players i have one called
Built Horde Tuff

August 30, 2009 at 4:45 am
(97) tiffany says:

touchdown my pants!!!

August 30, 2009 at 10:39 am
(98) DJ says:

Best ever:

Who Let the Dogs Drown?
2 Girls 1 Cutler

August 30, 2009 at 11:12 am
(99) Med says:

My Dixie Wrecked

August 30, 2009 at 3:44 pm
(100) Tonya says:

I have Drew Brees in two of my leagues. Here are the names:
Cool Brees
Can you feel the Brees?
Here is one for the church league:
Forty days Forte nights

August 30, 2009 at 7:36 pm
(101) Tyler says:

You guys…… you guys…. Missed the best one.

Do Us All A Favre And Retire.

Yes I am the genius behind that one. I get all the credit please and thank you. And if you don’t get it you obviously are not an NFL Fan

August 30, 2009 at 8:17 pm
(102) bd says:

I’ve used……..
Terri Shivoes Vegetable Stand
Natalee Hollways Aruban Tours
Sean Taylor’s Thigh Hole
Heath Ledgers Prescription Plan

August 31, 2009 at 12:14 pm
(103) Ryan says:

Touchdown Jesus
Sacks in the City
Got Teabagged?

August 31, 2009 at 2:15 pm
(104) Luke says:

help me decide between:
I am your father
Jedi Mind Trick
or
May the swartz be with you

August 31, 2009 at 2:37 pm
(105) spellman says:

this is my team name…..San Francisco 69′ers

August 31, 2009 at 5:58 pm
(106) Kelly says:

My team name this year is Huge Fake TD’s

August 31, 2009 at 11:04 pm
(107) Dale says:

How about BLOODFART

September 1, 2009 at 12:28 am
(108) Trey says:

Mine for this year:

Donte Drink & Drive

September 1, 2009 at 3:15 am
(109) Matt says:

Hilarious! Mine is also Donte Drink & Drive this year. My brother is using Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe.

September 1, 2009 at 4:16 pm
(110) Andrew says:

McNair’s Last Affair

September 2, 2009 at 1:47 am
(111) JK says:

McLovin and Camelotoe Middle School are two I’ve used.

September 2, 2009 at 2:37 am
(112) Vinny says:

Luke, I am your Farve

September 2, 2009 at 12:55 pm
(113) Evan says:

Genital Giants.

September 2, 2009 at 6:14 pm
(114) mark says:

Terrellabill is my name..

September 3, 2009 at 1:02 am
(115) Brent says:

Vick Me Baby One More Time is the one i came up with this year

September 4, 2009 at 4:28 am
(116) Evan says:

Pimpin Aint Breesy

September 4, 2009 at 3:07 pm
(117) Barry says:

Stuffed Beavers
Vick’s Bitches
Go Balls Deep

September 4, 2009 at 10:58 pm
(118) James says:

Best one I’ve seen is Kibbles N Vick!! haha

September 5, 2009 at 9:31 am
(119) Al C says:

With so many thugs and criminals in the league I’m going with Parole Models

September 5, 2009 at 12:19 pm
(120) C says:

99 problems but a vick aint one

September 5, 2009 at 2:18 pm
(121) mark says:

T.O. has B.O.
My Maroney has a first name its OSCAR
Ditka loves Bush
I would Addai for you
Washington Deadskins

September 7, 2009 at 5:07 am
(122) Daniel says:

Totes McGoats
Toe Thumbs
No League for Old Men

September 7, 2009 at 9:58 am
(123) Jamie B says:

The Forte Year Old Virgin

September 8, 2009 at 12:48 pm
(124) jason says:

Favre Cuts the Cheese?

September 8, 2009 at 2:36 pm
(125) james says:

my person fav is obi 1 kenobi nil

September 8, 2009 at 9:23 pm
(126) Jeff says:

Marvin Harrison’s Run and Shoot

September 8, 2009 at 10:08 pm
(127) Lord Ross says:

Knee Grow Leagues

September 8, 2009 at 11:34 pm
(128) Robert says:

I have Chris Johnson, Andre Johnson and Larry Johnson. My team name is:

My Johnson’s in the Endzone.

September 9, 2009 at 12:35 am
(129) mike conrad says:

i just named my team Smokin’ a BOWE & Drinkin’ a FORTE

September 9, 2009 at 2:39 pm
(130) george_C says:

This year I named my team Mannings vs. Food

September 9, 2009 at 3:05 pm
(131) McLovin says:

Demerson Biggins

September 9, 2009 at 9:41 pm
(132) mike says:

Turner over and Jammer , Amish Electricians, Eskimo Surfers

September 9, 2009 at 9:50 pm
(133) jay says:

ocho’s cinco’s

September 10, 2009 at 3:32 pm
(134) Wolfy says:

1st Down Syndrome

September 10, 2009 at 3:33 pm
(135) Wolfy says:

Longest Yard Sticks

September 11, 2009 at 12:04 am
(136) Saucy says:

As a skins fan, Last year I was ‘The Zorn Identity’

….this year its ‘The Zorn Ultimatum’

September 14, 2009 at 9:58 am
(137) Mark says:

Porn on the cob

September 14, 2009 at 3:02 pm
(138) Jesse D. Kentucky says:

“Jerry Jones’ Big Screeners

September 14, 2009 at 9:30 pm
(139) Rich says:

You Vicked My Dog was mine a couple years ago, still my favourite

September 15, 2009 at 2:35 am
(140) David says:

Breaston plants
Orton Hears A Boo

September 16, 2009 at 8:46 pm
(141) Chris Lid says:

changed mone to anthonyGONEzalez

September 16, 2009 at 10:00 pm
(142) chris says:

guy in my league is currently : The Jackson 4.

September 17, 2009 at 4:20 pm
(143) JT says:

My team name this year “Tom Cable and the Facebreakers”

September 18, 2009 at 11:16 am
(144) Fan says:

Some pretty good ones out there… I have MJD so I used “Keepin up with the Jones-Drews”

September 18, 2009 at 1:59 pm
(145) Bet says:

Mine is BettyBoop’s Oops

September 18, 2009 at 7:11 pm
(146) matt says:

Beason-on-ya

September 19, 2009 at 9:21 am
(147) mike says:

I ussually name one of mine the measts half men half half beasts

September 23, 2009 at 12:28 pm
(148) Rob says:

Deangeblow Williams

September 23, 2009 at 5:40 pm
(149) Stedi says:

Dixon Cider

September 24, 2009 at 8:28 am
(150) Dave says:

Inter Yourgran

September 25, 2009 at 3:06 am
(151) Justin says:

Steve McNair’s shotgun offense

September 30, 2009 at 10:08 pm
(152) brandon says:

i good one i saw was peyton makes it wayne!

October 1, 2009 at 4:41 pm
(153) Brent says:

My Couch Pulls Out But I Don’t

tough to beat

October 3, 2009 at 9:10 am
(154) Craig says:

Welsh Hitmen!

October 4, 2009 at 10:13 am
(155) BELINDA says:

The Sonny SixKillerz

October 5, 2009 at 4:20 pm
(156) walls says:

air mcnairs shotgun offense

October 10, 2009 at 5:02 pm
(157) Erk says:

I have one team with Kenny Britt and T.O. I thought of Brittches and T.O’s but settled on Poop in my Brittches.

October 10, 2009 at 11:14 pm
(158) Dean says:

2 Addai 4

October 11, 2009 at 9:09 pm
(159) JK2 says:

Cunning Stunts/Linguists
Hoof Hearted
Weavel Likder/Adder
Click Taurus
Wilma Fingadu
Constance Perm
Craven Moorehead
Seymour Beaver
Blue n’ Cider

October 12, 2009 at 3:54 pm
(160) shay says:

kiss my arshavin hehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if this has caused any inconvience please call 118

October 12, 2009 at 10:33 pm
(161) tyler says:

schaub on my knob

October 14, 2009 at 6:14 am
(162) kevin says:

my team name is richard guzinya

October 14, 2009 at 8:41 pm
(163) Dan K says:

The Jackson Four

October 16, 2009 at 9:20 am
(164) nobjockey says:

i got on e
inter yermom
and hovis

October 20, 2009 at 11:01 am
(165) Sam says:

Show me your TD’s

October 21, 2009 at 3:34 pm
(166) Justin Beriault says:

Kibbles and Vicks
The Jackson Four

October 26, 2009 at 8:15 pm
(167) TREY says:

Blood bath and beyond

October 31, 2009 at 12:11 am
(168) JC FloreS says:

Balls in ur FaceBook

October 31, 2009 at 3:40 am
(169) Sweet Jane says:

I’m the only girl and in 1st place!!!

TDs in your Face

October 31, 2009 at 10:27 pm
(170) Dustin says:

Im not too clever, but my team name is I’m Darren McLovin! As a Raider fan i chose to mix Darren McFadden and I’m McLovin from the movie Superbad. my best attemept haha

November 8, 2009 at 10:05 am
(171) ryan says:

big daddy hognuts
boo bees galore

November 10, 2009 at 11:42 pm
(172) Duke Boy says:

M R Big TD’s

November 11, 2009 at 10:24 pm
(173) crakrok says:

Farve dollar footlong

December 3, 2009 at 12:47 am
(174) matt scardaci says:

my friends tell me I look like a monkey so my team’s name is “Chimpn Aint EZ”

December 8, 2009 at 11:58 am
(175) Darrell says:

Badd Newz Kennel ConVick’s

December 15, 2009 at 2:35 am
(176) Kenny says:

Wonder Weiners

December 15, 2009 at 10:26 am
(177) Jackson says:

Stifler’s Dad
Fat, Drunk & Stupid
The Orphans

December 17, 2009 at 9:46 am
(178) Dylan says:

hoof harted

December 18, 2009 at 2:07 pm
(179) T.R. says:

My 15 year old sons team “The Raging Hormones”

or how bout these

The Cro Magnons
Angry Groceries in a Bag
Alligator Voodoo
Earth Quakers (team from Penn)

December 29, 2009 at 3:36 pm
(180) Greg says:

Vick’s underDogs was my team name for the ’09-’10 season

January 7, 2010 at 7:58 pm
(181) tom says:

Pink Cookie Crushers

January 13, 2010 at 12:29 am
(182) Joe says:

Benoit Cripplers
Angels in the Intersection
Schindlers Fist
Steve Irwin Stingrays

May 2, 2010 at 6:04 pm
(183) dman says:

My brother did this one . As Ravens fans we did The Boldin The Beautiful

May 20, 2010 at 11:45 pm
(184) Cferr says:

my name last season was the

Virginia ConVicks

May 21, 2010 at 4:53 pm
(185) LUFC says:

What about “Pathetico Madrid”

May 22, 2010 at 10:15 am
(186) Ron says:

FREE SMELLS (can be attached with a team name like Detroit or a players name of your choice)

May 24, 2010 at 1:04 pm
(187) Jimmy says:

Kibble’s and Vicks

June 16, 2010 at 10:11 pm
(188) Jeff says:

Cry me a Rivers
Faulk ‘N’ Good

June 17, 2010 at 3:16 am
(189) Kyle Thompson says:

FINKLE & EINHORN

FTW!

June 25, 2010 at 2:35 pm
(190) ZCap says:

My team name…See Alice

June 25, 2010 at 4:07 pm
(191) Limedog says:

My team name: Olathe Deengle Dorphs

July 2, 2010 at 2:35 am
(192) chipper1225 says:

Sphincter Titans

Barking Spiders

Oxy Morons

July 8, 2010 at 3:10 pm
(193) Tom says:

The BP Oilers

July 10, 2010 at 6:34 pm
(194) Gaga and Miley says:

“Hennenut Cheerios n Brandon Marshmellows” – Part of your balanced breakfast

July 10, 2010 at 11:32 pm
(195) John says:

MyPoopIsRonnieAndBrown
Romo Witten His Pants
Lawrence of Arapeia
NeedsMoney4NinjaLessons

July 11, 2010 at 1:24 pm
(196) Rex says:

My Team Name from last year:

TitansNeedTheJohnson

Brilliant!

July 12, 2010 at 12:03 pm
(197) Aiyaash says:

My team Name is

MURDER MONGERS

July 14, 2010 at 12:30 am
(198) SMW CLOTHING CO. says:

How about “Release the Plumber’s Kraken!”?

July 17, 2010 at 12:52 am
(199) Duss_Tee says:

dead baby pig buckets

July 18, 2010 at 11:37 am
(200) hotchnuts says:

Philip Rivers Viper Rooms

Baked Chicken Henne

Bulger in my pants

The Dirty Sanchez’

July 19, 2010 at 10:23 pm
(201) Stoney says:

My personal favorite, “Jehova’s Waitresses”

July 20, 2010 at 11:41 am
(202) robert oakes says:

harry & the hemorrhoids. Dr dinkleberry. the reacharounds.

July 20, 2010 at 4:21 pm
(203) Dylan says:

My name last year was “Big Ass TDs”

July 20, 2010 at 11:19 pm
(204) Tyler says:

My name has always been:

Do Us All A Favre And Retire

July 21, 2010 at 4:27 pm
(205) ME says:

Santa Clausen

July 21, 2010 at 5:23 pm
(206) craig says:

spongebob squarehelmet

July 21, 2010 at 7:59 pm
(207) Roger says:

RapeIsThe NewBlack

July 22, 2010 at 12:17 am
(208) James says:

My is NoBenNoStop!!!…bahahaha!!

July 22, 2010 at 2:43 pm
(209) Dustin says:

Big Ben Rapistburger.

July 22, 2010 at 7:34 pm
(210) JJ says:

My fav for football(soccer) is

Hardly Athletic

July 23, 2010 at 9:42 pm
(211) Elvis says:

Saving Buddy Ryan
Theres Something bout Marv Levy
Fiedler On the Roof
Live And Let Addai

July 24, 2010 at 9:10 am
(212) Dennis B says:

LT & Big Ben Tagteam

July 24, 2010 at 12:56 pm
(213) alejandro says:

reggiesbush

July 25, 2010 at 4:11 pm
(214) Saintsational says:

Wonderlic Me

July 25, 2010 at 10:02 pm
(215) John says:

ConVickts

Big Ole TD’s

July 26, 2010 at 3:13 am
(216) Jon H says:

Ive been thinking and as a Denver Broncos Fan i just came up with,
“Out Of The Ortonary”

July 26, 2010 at 1:59 pm
(217) chad says:

The Erogenous Endzones

July 26, 2010 at 2:10 pm
(218) djh says:

Mine is BensBathroomBandits

July 27, 2010 at 7:05 am
(219) Graeme says:

Breast Rummage Albion

July 28, 2010 at 12:41 am
(220) Mooch says:

Last year I won the championship by 1 point because the Vikings Defense gave up that overtime touchdown to Devin Aromashodu and got negative points… this year my team name is “Devin the aromashoDude”

July 28, 2010 at 1:20 pm
(221) Joe says:

My team name is “The Step Dads”…cause I’m gonna beat you, and you’re gonna end up hating me!

July 28, 2010 at 3:27 pm
(222) robert says:

DEZ Incredible

July 28, 2010 at 5:16 pm
(223) AJ says:

These TD’s Are 100% Real

July 28, 2010 at 5:20 pm
(224) Lefty says:

I won my league last year because of Ray Rice (And Chris and Andre Johnson but I can’t keep them)…and I am keeping him for this upcoming season. So my team name will be:

Rice’s Krispy Treats

July 28, 2010 at 10:18 pm
(225) Brad Cheehy says:

“I got LeFevour for more cowbell!”

July 29, 2010 at 1:15 pm
(226) Steve says:

Skull Crushers

July 29, 2010 at 4:50 pm
(227) JMo says:

How about “Sucka My Ditka!”

July 30, 2010 at 9:40 am
(228) Rc says:

As a dolphins fan I’m using
My Favorite MarshHenne

July 30, 2010 at 10:31 am
(229) JMo says:

Wi-wi-winners Never Colquitt

July 30, 2010 at 11:03 am
(230) JMo says:

4 my fellow 49ers fans..

Wine Her Dine Her Forte 9er

July 30, 2010 at 11:17 am
(231) JMo says:

I’ve got Lefevour for the flavor of a Pringle

(a spin on Pringle’s tagline from late 80′s I think)

July 30, 2010 at 11:54 am
(232) Rob says:

Ray Rice and Beans
Rapelisburger
Take Bush over Johnson (Mens Team)
Take Johnson over Bush (Womane Team)
Manning the Johnson
McNabbed some Bush
Cutler your Bush
Palmer your Johnson Holmes
Cutler your Johnson and you will Addai

July 30, 2010 at 12:33 pm
(233) Devin says:

Best name I ever saw for a guy who was in 2nd to last and wasn’t going to the playoffs. He ended up with a spoiler team for the last 4 weeks and changed his name to “Buster Douglas.” His team motto was “Killing championship dreams since 1990″

July 30, 2010 at 4:13 pm
(234) JMo says:

Hot Young Kitties with Itty Bitty TD’s

July 31, 2010 at 1:29 am
(235) kyle says:

My teamname this year is “I got Teblowed” I am a broncos fan but hate teblow

August 1, 2010 at 12:26 am
(236) Lance says:

I’ve got Hard Gore VD and Crabs.

August 1, 2010 at 4:08 am
(237) The Commish says:

For the Cowboy fan:
The Backwashington Foreskins
Joe Theismans Leg
Dexter Manleys Book Club
Theeaglegiantsandredskinssuck
Dan Snyders Cash for Clunkers

August 1, 2010 at 1:03 pm
(238) John says:

Here are some I’ve used:
Those Mother Truckers
TD’s N Beer
Fargin Bastages (from Johnny Dangerously)
Fargin Iceholes
Leinharts our QB…oh #$%^&*

August 1, 2010 at 8:56 pm
(239) Cope says:

Some I’ve used in the past:

Brown Winkeyes
Chocolate Starfish
Whisker Bisquits
Bearded Clams

August 2, 2010 at 2:40 am
(240) The Commish says:

Others:
Maurice-Bones-Jews
Einhorn is Finkel
Fantasy over Reality
Favre’s Bucket List
Bellichicks’s Video Rentals
Roethlisbergers Rape Kit
Travis Henry’s Illegitimate Children: Travis Henry had 9 children with 9 women.(That we know of…)

August 2, 2010 at 2:41 am
(241) The Commish says:

Stakes On The Gridiron
Delhomme: French for Interception
My Maroney Has a First Name
Dude! Where’s My Team?
Forgetting Brandon Marshall
Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe
Favre Dollar Footlong
Stuart Scott’s Eye
Portis And The Hare
Run Forsett Run!
Ixnay on the Heyward Bey

August 2, 2010 at 2:44 am
(242) The Commish says:

Texas Chainsaw Massoquoi
MypoopisRonnieandBrown
Cutler’s Last Stand
Rice Rice Baby
Sleeping in Seattle
Sexual Chocolate
The Money You Could Be Saving
2 Mannings 1 Cup

August 2, 2010 at 3:09 pm
(243) stacy says:

Stickyballz in honor of Belitnikoff
TD dancers
Touchdown my pants
The Willie Beeman audible-puke
4th down and bound
My all time favorite, “THE BAND IS ON THE FEILD!” I hate elway

August 2, 2010 at 5:25 pm
(244) Rusty says:

No more air for McNair (yeah its kind of harsh)

August 3, 2010 at 7:39 am
(245) T-Bag says:

Boats ‘n’ Hoes ( from Stepbrothers )

August 3, 2010 at 8:13 am
(246) Jordan says:

the best one is

BearArseAlona

August 3, 2010 at 9:35 am
(247) Soybeans says:

Finkle’s Einhorn

August 3, 2010 at 11:45 am
(248) Dave says:

How about: Brett 4-Ever

August 3, 2010 at 2:34 pm
(249) Cowboys says:

Mine this year is…. DezB Does Dallas

August 3, 2010 at 6:21 pm
(250) dan says:

burruess hot shots

August 3, 2010 at 6:23 pm
(251) dan says:

Burress’s hot shots or tila tequlia lights out

August 3, 2010 at 6:30 pm
(252) dan says:

tila tequila lights out

August 4, 2010 at 9:36 am
(253) Jay says:

Johnson & Johnson

August 4, 2010 at 12:23 pm
(254) Wes says:

Stallworth .126′s

August 4, 2010 at 1:29 pm
(255) Trace says:

My favorite is Revis and Butthead

August 4, 2010 at 2:30 pm
(256) Mik3 says:

Jacques Straps

August 5, 2010 at 5:35 pm
(257) christy says:

Ooh Ahh christy bra

August 5, 2010 at 5:39 pm
(258) christy says:

Ooh Ahh phillies bra

August 6, 2010 at 10:30 am
(259) JM says:

My team name is “The Chris Henry Stunt Club”

August 6, 2010 at 10:48 am
(260) Jeff says:

BBB ( Beer, Bitches, & Bros)

August 6, 2010 at 7:51 pm
(261) steve plam says:

HENNE TIME! HENNE PLACE!

August 7, 2010 at 12:23 pm
(262) Branden says:

SOFA KING STRONG

August 7, 2010 at 1:08 pm
(263) Pern says:

Brady’s Bush Barber

August 7, 2010 at 8:58 pm
(264) sasquatch says:

my team last year was “Run FAVREst Run” I don’t know if Brett”Bubba Gump” Favre will be back now though!

August 7, 2010 at 9:39 pm
(265) David Fitzpatrick says:

Pink Pantheranaikos

August 8, 2010 at 3:01 pm
(266) Matt says:

Childress Molesters

August 8, 2010 at 5:05 pm
(267) Kevin says:

a few of mine

Pus E Galore
Debaclation
Phallectomy
Reason for drinkin

August 9, 2010 at 3:24 am
(268) tim says:

reshart medanpants

August 9, 2010 at 6:12 am
(269) Keyway19 says:

how about these:

Washington Foreskins
Kansas City Queefs
San Diego Border Patrol
Chicago Care Bears

August 9, 2010 at 9:38 am
(270) Melissa says:

Erin’s Peep show

August 9, 2010 at 12:32 pm
(271) sdotk says:

The Roethlisrapers

August 9, 2010 at 6:41 pm
(272) jb says:

Try this,

Favre_ervaF

August 10, 2010 at 9:55 am
(273) Joe says:

best name i’ve ever heard was CONVICKS

August 10, 2010 at 10:50 am
(274) Steve says:

I have always used Mental Limbo or Cerebral Hemorrhage. I love some of the ones I read on this list and the comments. Extremely creative.

August 10, 2010 at 5:35 pm
(275) Cody says:

STAFFord Infection

August 10, 2010 at 6:44 pm
(276) Edwin says:

My team is. I love Tony……No ROMO!

August 10, 2010 at 6:52 pm
(277) Bob says:

The Short Bus

August 10, 2010 at 7:26 pm
(278) Keith says:

Chad Lost His Johnson

August 10, 2010 at 7:37 pm
(279) EOIN says:

I CANT BELIVE I CANT BELIVE I CANT BELIVE ITS NOT BUTTER ITS BETTER THAN BUTTER I CANT BELIVE

August 10, 2010 at 7:40 pm
(280) edgar23 says:

Last year I used vickselectricpits.

I thought it was genious!

August 10, 2010 at 10:05 pm
(281) Chris says:

my bro had a great one last year ‘Vick In A Box’

August 10, 2010 at 10:07 pm
(282) steven says:

kibbles n vicks

August 11, 2010 at 12:07 pm
(283) Kevin says:

Name for Romo Fan:
Romosapien

Name for Romo Hater:
Romophobe

August 11, 2010 at 2:45 pm
(284) unc says:

McNair for short shorts

August 11, 2010 at 4:57 pm
(285) Adam says:

My team is DezBryantsMom

August 12, 2010 at 11:14 am
(286) Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood says:

Just drafted last night and with my players I have:

“Owen my Barber’s Johnson”

August 12, 2010 at 4:47 pm
(287) Emmett says:

ShaubShank Redemption

August 13, 2010 at 1:00 am
(288) JP says:

with my last pick of the draft I selected montario hardesty thus my team name for the year will be:

Hardesty Wreck Shin

August 13, 2010 at 5:03 pm
(289) Kansas Kid says:

Peking Toms

August 13, 2010 at 7:27 pm
(290) heals_m says:

The BP Spillers

August 14, 2010 at 1:18 am
(291) J says:

Eaton Beavers ,
Tittsburg Feelers,
Royale Wit Cheese

August 14, 2010 at 2:28 pm
(292) Joe says:

BigBensWillieParker

August 14, 2010 at 8:47 pm
(293) MG says:

Smoots Party Barge

August 15, 2010 at 1:02 am
(294) big dog says:

Last year I was Jacksonville Shaguars

August 15, 2010 at 9:15 am
(295) Ryan says:

As an eagles fan i used Corn On The Kolb

August 15, 2010 at 10:14 am
(296) Brian says:

Slob on my Kolb
Dez Nuts

August 15, 2010 at 3:17 pm
(297) Joe says:

My favorite fantasy football name of all time is

“I Just Took A Crap In A Jar and Poured Gas On It and Then Lit It On Fire And Smashed It On My Friend’s Driveway”

Hilarious!

August 15, 2010 at 3:20 pm
(298) Mike says:

That is pretty hilarious…

August 15, 2010 at 7:42 pm
(299) mr.clean says:

vicks doggy daycare

August 16, 2010 at 6:33 pm
(300) Bill says:

Don’t Mess With The Zoltan

August 16, 2010 at 7:21 pm
(301) Jerry says:

We had a guy with “Not too Schauby”

August 16, 2010 at 7:27 pm
(302) Speechlesstx says:

Team name of the year…

Favre’s Waffle House

August 16, 2010 at 7:37 pm
(303) Jason says:

“Head First Henry’s” is mine this year… Too soon?

And last years was “Merriman Stranglers”

August 16, 2010 at 7:55 pm
(304) Jeremy says:

“Purple Drank” is what I went with this year.

August 16, 2010 at 8:26 pm
(305) Ryan says:

Chris Henry’s Flying Squirrels…… too soon?

August 16, 2010 at 8:29 pm
(306) Brady faber says:

Urine trouble

August 16, 2010 at 10:45 pm
(307) Joe says:

Vick’s 6 foot Underdogs

August 17, 2010 at 6:19 am
(308) Larry says:

Ranal Apes

August 17, 2010 at 8:04 am
(309) bret says:

Every Given Sunday
is a pretty good one

August 17, 2010 at 9:50 am
(310) DSK67 says:

For Steeler Fans

Two and a Half Mendenhall
I’ve Ben Caught
I’ve got Woodley

August 17, 2010 at 11:11 am
(311) GregS says:

Deez Nutz Bryant

August 17, 2010 at 3:26 pm
(312) Brian says:

This year…

4th and Drunk at the TD Bar

August 17, 2010 at 4:07 pm
(313) AD says:

Simplex 2: Electric Boogaloo
and
HIV Pending

August 17, 2010 at 4:44 pm
(314) KMO says:

Last year mine was “BOOTY SWEAT”

August 17, 2010 at 5:45 pm
(315) Mike says:

Big Bens Hines over.

August 17, 2010 at 6:04 pm
(316) Chandler says:

My faves:
ROMOsexual
Purple Drank
Ben Ruthlessbanger
The Infidels

August 17, 2010 at 6:09 pm
(317) Ben says:

My 2010 name is:

Cold Forte’s N Cheap Gore’s

– both men are on my team

August 17, 2010 at 8:15 pm
(318) Matt I says:

Best one for Steelers haters:

Big Bens Bathroom

August 17, 2010 at 9:28 pm
(319) Joe says:

The Fumble-O Bills

August 17, 2010 at 10:20 pm
(320) todd says:

Purple Drank, Purple Drank

August 17, 2010 at 11:06 pm
(321) daniel says:

Peep at Erin’s TDs

August 17, 2010 at 11:06 pm
(322) J. Doe says:

For the Redskins fan:
No Romo’s in the army
Phallus Cowboys
Mr October: Tony Romo
Michael Irvin’s prescription game plan
Dallas Cokeboys
Leon Lett me see that mirror

August 18, 2010 at 4:19 pm
(323) Speechlesstx says:

Nuclear Winners

August 18, 2010 at 4:47 pm
(324) Crystal says:

Roethlessraping!

August 18, 2010 at 7:39 pm
(325) Tom says:

Chris Henrys’ Wheel Route

August 18, 2010 at 9:02 pm
(326) Zach Blake: says:

how about:
Rubbin off my ditka

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August 19, 2010 at 3:41 pm
(328) srsherr75 says:

my team name is Flaccoroni ‘n Cheese but i don’t think it will include Joe Flacco

August 19, 2010 at 10:53 pm
(329) Johnny Walker says:

Jesse White Tumblers

August 20, 2010 at 8:04 am
(330) Mitch says:

Lick a Vick Addai

August 20, 2010 at 3:22 pm
(331) charles init2winit says:

tittie juicers

hairry anus lickers

last year was diarreah breath

August 20, 2010 at 9:12 pm
(332) Gagin says:

Phoebe Cates Boobs

August 21, 2010 at 12:45 pm
(333) Fred says:

One of my favorites of all time is

“I pooped in a bowl and served it to my brother for breakfast as a joke… and he’s a Packers fan!”

August 21, 2010 at 12:47 pm
(334) Justin says:

That last one (333) is friggin hilarious…

August 21, 2010 at 3:13 pm
(335) Mike says:

I named my team: End Zone Entourage

August 21, 2010 at 3:35 pm
(336) Tommy V says:

This years name “Kardashians Shaved Bush” and my team pic is Reggie.. Yes I know they broke up but that was the only way to make using that name OK with my ball and chain! Oh correction the “Old” ball and chain..

August 21, 2010 at 3:40 pm
(337) Mark says:

The Castrators (since 1999)

August 22, 2010 at 3:21 pm
(338) Mike says:

4th and Longwell

August 22, 2010 at 3:31 pm
(339) Mike says:

Visanthe Shank a Ho

August 22, 2010 at 3:55 pm
(340) james says:

NOT IN HER FOREST

August 22, 2010 at 3:57 pm
(341) Jon says:

Best from my league:

Its my Vick in a Box

Flacco Seagulls

August 22, 2010 at 4:50 pm
(342) colin says:

Heres one. Big Ben Raplesberger

August 22, 2010 at 8:38 pm
(343) Mike says:

just by watchin the game……..

THE BLOOD OF ELI

August 22, 2010 at 8:54 pm
(344) Sean Calcutti says:

RUN FORSETT RUN

August 22, 2010 at 11:25 pm
(345) ANGEL says:

my team is

WINNER—->

August 23, 2010 at 9:41 am
(346) woodro says:

my team name Breaston Plants

August 23, 2010 at 10:33 am
(347) Mike says:

Some of my old less clever ones:
He Hate Me, Fat Bastards, Inglourious Basterds…I know kinda lame!
Here’s some new ones:
Favre’s 401K or Favre’s 401K Tanked
Rice & Beanies or Rice & Beanies served by Benson

August 23, 2010 at 4:56 pm
(348) Sonya says:

My husband loves the drill sergeant from the geico commericial so his team is ofcourse.

The Jackwagons!!!

August 23, 2010 at 5:20 pm
(349) T Plumb says:

Definetly Washington Foreskins.

So Epic!

August 23, 2010 at 8:27 pm
(350) magic mushroom says:

Necessary Roughness

August 24, 2010 at 12:58 am
(351) pete says:

last year: I’m a man, I’m FORTE!! Then after that pick tanked my team, I changed it to: Matt runs like he’s FORTE!!

August 24, 2010 at 1:03 am
(352) Ryan says:

dwayne bowe warriors if ur hawaiian

August 24, 2010 at 5:02 am
(353) JIMMY says:

ALBERT HANESWOTHLESS.

August 24, 2010 at 6:16 am
(354) Steve says:

Tiger’s Prenup

August 24, 2010 at 6:22 am
(355) Steve says:

Brian Cushing’s Workout Plan

August 24, 2010 at 8:03 am
(356) your mom says:

what about American home of the brave an free-man (for the tampa bay fans out there)

August 24, 2010 at 10:56 am
(357) josh says:

Sweat Pant Boners

August 24, 2010 at 2:02 pm
(358) Chris says:

Rubbin on my Peter-son #28

August 24, 2010 at 2:04 pm
(359) Brett M. says:

Well, I’m a South Park/Cartman fan so I made my team name……

RespectMyAuthoritah

August 24, 2010 at 2:21 pm
(360) Blaine says:

A guy in my league last year had the name Colt Forte Five. Everyone thought it was genious.

August 24, 2010 at 3:13 pm
(361) Chap says:

Go Balls Deep….hilarious!

August 24, 2010 at 4:04 pm
(362) Eddie says:

Visanthe Gonna Shank You

August 24, 2010 at 5:45 pm
(363) luckylu says:

Eat, Drink and be Merriman

August 24, 2010 at 6:09 pm
(364) shayster says:

silence of the Rams

August 24, 2010 at 6:24 pm
(365) John says:

My team for the last three years:
Ho Runnin Bling Lords

August 24, 2010 at 6:36 pm
(366) dusty t says:

My favorite original I had was after being upset with Tom Brady’s week i chqnged my name too:

Bündchen’s Buttchins

nothing better

August 24, 2010 at 6:46 pm
(367) Eagles11 says:

Bus Driver – cuz I’m taking all you guys to school this season

August 24, 2010 at 9:42 pm
(368) Tony says:

No Means Yes –

With a picture of Ben Roethlisraper drunk at a bar as the team logo.

August 24, 2010 at 9:54 pm
(369) fantasygirl says:

Chad Ocho Cinco Johnsons
Chad 8 3 Johnsons

August 24, 2010 at 10:22 pm
(370) T.K. says:

Cromartie & Kids
Felchin & Belchin

August 24, 2010 at 10:49 pm
(371) J Lee says:

The Duke of Poon

August 25, 2010 at 12:26 am
(372) Joe says:

Endzone Syndrome

August 25, 2010 at 10:27 am
(373) Bobby says:

For Vikings Coach Brad Childress

Chilly’s Retirement Home

August 25, 2010 at 10:30 am
(374) collin says:

mine is ” I am Sofa King High”

August 25, 2010 at 11:21 am
(375) Jes says:

Some of the Teams in my league over the years.

Trumpeting Tunerville Tunas
Raiders of the Lost Aardvark
Dark Side of the Loon
Fluffy Killer Bunnies
Rigor Mortis Tortoise
Wheezing Lab Rats
Toxic Trolls of Chernobyl
Ominous Stench
Bellowing Butt Barnacles
Charismatic Cadavers
Lethargic Lounge Lizards

August 25, 2010 at 11:39 am
(376) Rob says:

vicks beagles

August 25, 2010 at 1:52 pm
(377) jimmie v says:

11″ Johnson

August 25, 2010 at 1:57 pm
(378) Dzz N says:

Joe Buck Yourself

August 25, 2010 at 2:52 pm
(379) josh k. says:

Ben Rapedmydaughter

August 25, 2010 at 3:20 pm
(380) angela says:

mr. rodger’s neighborhood

August 25, 2010 at 5:12 pm
(381) Trevor says:

Whores Caller

August 25, 2010 at 8:13 pm
(382) Ben says:

Finish with a Face Mask

August 25, 2010 at 8:37 pm
(383) David says:

Chris Hendrys Pick up

August 25, 2010 at 9:58 pm
(384) J.R. says:

Name: Chris Henry’s Wild Ride
Call Letters: OHNO

August 25, 2010 at 10:48 pm
(385) Leav says:

DeSeanshank Redemption

August 26, 2010 at 2:17 am
(386) Sam says:

my friends and i were in an intramural league at college for basketball…we knew we were gonna suck so we named our team “Awf”…partially cuz of “AWFul” and every game we were beaten…the other team beat “Awf” lol

August 26, 2010 at 1:06 pm
(387) CANFAN says:

2009 Playoff Fantasy “The Wesless Pats”

August 26, 2010 at 4:16 pm
(388) vrett2k says:

Mine is The Fat Chick Mud Flaps and my brothers name is Sofa King We Todd Did.

August 26, 2010 at 6:02 pm
(389) KrakKills21 says:

If you are Dallas Cowboys hater, then this is a good name:

Dez Bryant’s Mom Does Dallas

August 26, 2010 at 7:25 pm
(390) Mark Devlin says:

Not that I’m an Alcoholic…but,

Johnnie’s Walker

August 26, 2010 at 7:27 pm
(391) Mark Devlin says:

If you have Vernon Davis, you could roll with:

VD Outbreak

If you managed to get a Johnson (Calvin,Andre or Chris) and Vernon David..

Johnson with VD

August 26, 2010 at 8:43 pm
(392) Kevin says:

Kibbles n Vick

August 26, 2010 at 9:27 pm
(393) Tom says:

I named my wife’s team…Ate in the Box

August 27, 2010 at 1:13 am
(394) Bryan says:

cro’s a jet but he still won’t tackle

August 27, 2010 at 2:24 am
(395) Brooks says:

Tim Tebag

August 27, 2010 at 2:46 am
(396) Sean says:

For those Richard Gere fans…Because they’re stuck in Gerhart

August 27, 2010 at 11:17 am
(397) Michael says:

Amish Rake Fighters

Edward ForteHands

August 27, 2010 at 12:10 pm
(398) Tim says:

These team names are terrible. All of them.

August 27, 2010 at 12:49 pm
(399) David says:

FOR BEARS FANS … ForteKnox

August 27, 2010 at 1:32 pm
(400) Ya face says:

DEEZ NUTS

August 27, 2010 at 1:59 pm
(401) RichardMcGilroy says:

Natalee’s Aruban Bait and Tackle

Michael Jackson’s Childhood Thriller

Scott Peterson’s Hook Line and Sink-her

August 27, 2010 at 11:34 pm
(402) jman says:

I love TDs 2 much 2 B a Romo

August 28, 2010 at 3:43 am
(403) John says:

Texas Titanic TD Twisters

August 28, 2010 at 1:39 pm
(404) Mike Tomlinson says:

with another man’s testicles

August 28, 2010 at 3:47 pm
(405) tommy says:

how about the 69ers.

August 28, 2010 at 7:19 pm
(406) beanstock says:

Here’s two I like

1)Giant Midgets

2) Carol

August 29, 2010 at 12:12 am
(407) Alexa says:

Shrute Farm Beets

August 29, 2010 at 2:38 am
(408) Kris says:

Not to Shauby.

August 29, 2010 at 3:55 am
(409) efull says:

afro-desiak

August 29, 2010 at 11:17 am
(410) Bola says:

TeamNipples.
Decepticons
Autobot
n if you have chris johnson
Clash Of the Titan with Chris Johnson as MEDUSA.

August 29, 2010 at 12:08 pm
(411) Nick Locher says:

Legedu of Extraordinary Gentlemen

August 29, 2010 at 1:26 pm
(412) Jay says:

Ocho Stinko’s

August 29, 2010 at 1:29 pm
(413) Anthony McDermott says:

Berrian’s Enema

August 29, 2010 at 1:39 pm
(414) Jim says:

Chris Henry’s Whip Riders
Chris Henry’s Surf n’ Turf

August 29, 2010 at 2:27 pm
(415) Michael says:

Gotta be something to do with Laurence Taylot…
LT’s Dating Service
or
LT’s Loves the Prom

for those Chicago Bear poltical fans:
Blago’s Hung like a Bear

Still a work in progress…

August 29, 2010 at 2:53 pm
(416) Bill says:

Prom Night Dumpster Babies

August 29, 2010 at 3:12 pm
(417) Mel says:

Tiger’s Wood

Cuz I’m gonna stick to everyone in my league

August 29, 2010 at 3:23 pm
(418) drewsuph says:

The Raging Tebowners

Ben there rape that

August 29, 2010 at 3:42 pm
(419) Billy M says:

My Couch Pulls Out, But I Don’t

August 29, 2010 at 4:03 pm
(420) MP says:

B.P. Spiller
Phallus Clark
Marvin Austin’s Agent (I’m a sad Tar Heel Football fan right now)

August 29, 2010 at 4:10 pm
(421) MPron says:

Some more clever ones:

Boldin Showers
I Can Do Anything Aromashacando
Breakin’ 2: Electric Legedu
Matt Cassel and the Chambers of Completions
Calvin and Jahv’s
Rexy’s Greentight Runners
My Delhomme is my Cassel
Brees Beneath My Wings
Of Rice and Men

August 29, 2010 at 4:23 pm
(422) shakespeare says:

All’s Wells that ends Wells
Much gAdo About Nothing
Travis Henry VIII
Romo and Juliet

August 29, 2010 at 6:17 pm
(423) nick says:

Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe

August 29, 2010 at 7:39 pm
(424) Jonny says:

Blood and Gore

August 29, 2010 at 8:13 pm
(425) Erica says:

I’m a colts fan, my team name this year is
2moro nevADDAIs

August 29, 2010 at 9:15 pm
(426) Eric says:

I have used:

Tittie Committee
Global Nuthuggers
Baldrash

August 29, 2010 at 11:35 pm
(427) Bill Fields says:

With all the hype of the next Messiah, my 2010 FF team name is…WWTTD “What Would Tim Tebow DO?”

August 30, 2010 at 12:54 am
(428) sar says:

Green Bay Packers.

August 30, 2010 at 1:10 am
(429) Jason says:

I love the one. Plaxicolt 45′s

August 30, 2010 at 10:32 am
(430) EOB says:

Jihad Leprechaun Hamsters

August 30, 2010 at 12:43 pm
(431) Brandon says:

The Heat Seeking Brillow Pads

August 30, 2010 at 2:04 pm
(432) Josh says:

My team name is “Where’s Yaldo” with a picture of the Where’s Waldo character holding a bag of money.

August 30, 2010 at 5:39 pm
(433) Chris says:

This year’s team name:

RuddBoyz

August 30, 2010 at 6:01 pm
(434) Jason says:

Corn on the Kolb

August 30, 2010 at 6:06 pm
(435) CHARS says:

Any good FF names for Giants fans?

August 30, 2010 at 8:21 pm
(436) Jay says:

Faulk Your Couch

i have it with an animated gif from chapelle show

August 30, 2010 at 8:44 pm
(437) Mike says:

FaulkDaJETS

August 30, 2010 at 9:01 pm
(438) Ken says:

rough sects
D-Block Casanovas
bunch ‘o Johnsons
poor historians
trailer park romeos

August 31, 2010 at 12:12 am
(439) Mike says:

Stepdads: We beat you and you hate us!

August 31, 2010 at 12:18 am
(440) weiner says:

Rim Schaub

August 31, 2010 at 1:22 am
(441) Ricky Bobby says:

(In honor of Chris Henry)
Charlotte Ruff Riders

August 31, 2010 at 9:44 am
(442) JR says:

What about?

Furrey Bush & A. Johnson

or

Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe

August 31, 2010 at 12:34 pm
(443) John says:

Brian PINcushing

August 31, 2010 at 6:54 pm
(444) jossue says:

The TightEnds

September 1, 2010 at 5:57 am
(445) Donnie Moore says:

Last year I used:

McNabby Headed Ho’s

September 1, 2010 at 2:27 pm
(446) Jake says:

Camel Turf Toe

September 1, 2010 at 2:34 pm
(447) MJ says:

dont touch my cotchery

September 1, 2010 at 4:22 pm
(448) Micah says:

I love Hairy Assets

September 1, 2010 at 7:04 pm
(449) Chris says:

I like Steve McNair’s Gun Club

September 1, 2010 at 7:22 pm
(450) Steve says:

Vick Used Dog Sale

September 1, 2010 at 7:44 pm
(451) Tyler says:

Legadu my Eggos

September 2, 2010 at 12:04 am
(452) chexz says:

got this from family guy “Hebrews and shebrews”

September 2, 2010 at 12:52 am
(453) irm says:

Mangini is a mangina.

September 2, 2010 at 6:40 am
(454) Chris says:

I used “Flaccid White Johnson w/ Bush” this year. I have Flacco, Chris Johnson, Calvin Johnson, and both Michael and Reggie Bush. Another good one “Got TD’s?”

September 2, 2010 at 10:24 am
(455) Paul says:

Shanny Land’s Haynesworthless
I’m a man, I’m Forte

September 2, 2010 at 11:17 am
(456) scott says:

Big Blimpin’

the logo is a picture of the hindenburg crashing

September 2, 2010 at 12:15 pm
(457) Mark says:

Well, I stole one off this post, so let me give a few:

Big Azz TD’s

Meth Lab Harlots

Turd Chasers

Labiya Slayers

…and that is just in one of my leagues!

September 2, 2010 at 12:51 pm
(458) Brandon says:

Chuck Norris

September 2, 2010 at 2:09 pm
(459) Paul says:

The Ochocinco T.O. Vanity Show

September 2, 2010 at 2:34 pm
(460) Brian says:

Cromartie and Kate plus 8

September 2, 2010 at 4:19 pm
(461) JEAN'S says:

SINGELTARY WITH VD AND CRABS

September 2, 2010 at 4:42 pm
(462) Chris says:

Full On Double DwayneBowes

“It’s just so vivid! What does it mean??”

September 2, 2010 at 4:53 pm
(463) Cue says:

Schaubbin’ for TD’s

September 2, 2010 at 8:34 pm
(464) Dusted says:

Plaxico Bullets

September 2, 2010 at 9:03 pm
(465) Mike says:

Some ppl think their names r so funny and there not. Most of these r stupid bout 5 funny ones.

September 2, 2010 at 10:09 pm
(466) Chance says:

Shanahan Me Downs

September 2, 2010 at 10:55 pm
(467) Chris says:

Got Drew Brees… So I went with

The Brees Knees

September 3, 2010 at 12:34 am
(468) cody askins says:

addicted to Sexlisburger
or liitle girls go Cowboys

September 3, 2010 at 5:33 am
(469) ryantmk says:

Chicken Dinner

September 3, 2010 at 11:01 am
(470) Ben says:

Fiorentina Turner

September 3, 2010 at 1:36 pm
(471) Trevor says:

I have Jonathon Stewart (Dash) and Miles Austin on my team:

KarDASHian for Miles

September 3, 2010 at 1:44 pm
(472) Jorge says:

KarDASHian for Miles
I have miles austin and johnathon stewart

September 3, 2010 at 5:42 pm
(473) TJ says:

Reggie Bush and Jerome Harrison

HerBushWasHarriSon!

September 3, 2010 at 10:42 pm
(474) b-rad says:

Arian’s Foster Home

D-Bowe’s Bike Club

I Schaub The Sherriff

Foster Grants Make You Cooley

Turnerarond N GrabherBreaston

September 3, 2010 at 11:06 pm
(475) Timmy says:

I Dream of Mangini
Greatest Show on Paper
Donte Drink and Drive

@Mike (#465), Finishing last in your fantasy leagues year after year must have damaged your sense of humor. Hopefully, you will do better this year with one of these funny names.

September 4, 2010 at 12:38 am
(476) acrace90 says:

Dustin Helen Keller in a Race

September 4, 2010 at 7:32 am
(477) dinkystew says:

crystal fallice

September 4, 2010 at 10:40 am
(478) Nate says:

I have C.J. Spiller, so I made my name “Don’t Spill The Beans”

September 4, 2010 at 12:23 pm
(479) Brian Lopez says:

I have Jahvid Best and Frank Gore … “There are Jahvid Witnesses at my Gore”

September 4, 2010 at 9:34 pm
(480) CallofBooty says:

“That Punt Just Beat My Kick-off!”

September 4, 2010 at 9:44 pm
(481) Omamel says:

My team this year is the McCluster Faulkers.

September 5, 2010 at 12:43 am
(482) josh fullmer says:

my team name is “My Poop is Ronnie and Brown” hell yeah u know that’s awesome!!

September 5, 2010 at 12:47 am
(483) josh says:

My Poop is Ronnie and Brown

September 5, 2010 at 1:15 am
(484) Troy says:

I have Arian Foster and Chris Johnson as my RB’s so I went with Foster my Johnson.

I have Miles Austin but Foster My Johnson 4 Miles was a tad to long…

September 5, 2010 at 2:49 am
(485) drexlers dad says:

Schvette Vals

September 5, 2010 at 11:35 am
(486) Brian says:

I am a Bears fan. I have always used….

Loviehandles

September 5, 2010 at 4:37 pm
(487) Hayden says:

DownGoesBrees (Gotta love the madden cover)

SuckMikeDitka

Team Edward

these are the ones im using this year

September 5, 2010 at 6:36 pm
(488) Biff says:

last year one guy in my league was Ben Rapethlisberger

September 5, 2010 at 11:19 pm
(489) WD40 says:

No Mo’ TDs for Ben

September 6, 2010 at 3:28 pm
(490) Brian says:

Touchdown My Pants

September 6, 2010 at 4:52 pm
(491) burt says:

How about Turner over and Gore. or Revis Christ

September 6, 2010 at 10:29 pm
(492) kyle says:

its all about Team BEAST INFECTION

September 6, 2010 at 11:36 pm
(493) Jeremiah says:

I came up with this name a few years ago, but it is still good

The Sodomy Saints,

plus I took the Saints logo turn it side ways and put it next to a butt. Classic

September 7, 2010 at 12:14 am
(494) b favre says:

Real. Comfortable. Jeans.

September 7, 2010 at 12:18 am
(495) jt says:

Smokin that Shonn Green

September 7, 2010 at 3:31 am
(496) chris says:

Maximus Decimus Arrelious Benn

September 7, 2010 at 8:48 am
(497) non says:

tittsburg feelers

September 7, 2010 at 2:16 pm
(498) todd says:

Hurricane Ditka

September 7, 2010 at 4:02 pm
(499) hey budday says:

Cromartie’s Kids

September 7, 2010 at 8:26 pm
(500) Rob says:

Hands down best one:

Breesus Christ

September 7, 2010 at 10:13 pm
(501) NFox says:

prkns like Boys.

Bens Handingoff RashardRufenols

September 8, 2010 at 12:51 am
(502) Casey says:

My team name is now

More Cushing for the Pushing

September 8, 2010 at 1:40 am
(503) Robbs says:

She’s Harvin my baby
(Percy Harvin)

I hate Harvin to Shiancoe
(Harvin and Shiancoe)

Frank’s And Beanie’s
(Frank Gore and Beanie Wells)

I think that Romo Bradshaw my Frank’s and Beanie’s
(Romo, Anmad Bradshaw, Frank Gore and Beanie)

September 8, 2010 at 1:54 am
(504) Mike Chach says:

I Thought this one up and thought i should share:

My Dixon her Bush

September 8, 2010 at 10:36 am
(505) dp says:

Packers Fans:

Morning Woodson

Codeine Makes Me Jolly

September 8, 2010 at 11:43 am
(506) Chris says:

Smokin a BLOUNT & sippin on a FORTE

September 8, 2010 at 12:29 pm
(507) Scott says:

Keep My Johnson Out Your Mouth

September 8, 2010 at 4:01 pm
(508) Arthur says:

How about “HE RAPE ME”

September 8, 2010 at 4:13 pm
(509) Amit says:

A Bears Fan:

Salt n’ Julius
Peppers Steak ‘n Ice Cold Forte
Forte Knox
Lovie Me some Forte

September 8, 2010 at 9:26 pm
(510) Lacey Tracy says:

Last Year I was “Reggie’s Bush”
This Year “Stripping Reggie’s Bush”

September 9, 2010 at 12:25 am
(511) Revan1075 says:

Belicheck yourself before you Faulk yourself

September 9, 2010 at 4:44 am
(512) Bruce says:

My team name ive gone with for 4 years now is DeepNyaEndzone aka the DNE

September 9, 2010 at 2:59 pm
(513) jae espinoza says:

Big Booty Detectives

September 9, 2010 at 3:34 pm
(514) Jamiie G. says:

I like…
INSTANT FOREPLAY

September 9, 2010 at 7:07 pm
(515) Davis says:

A Spike B. Joint

September 10, 2010 at 12:21 am
(516) XXX says:

Andre the giant Johnson

September 10, 2010 at 2:12 am
(517) Chris says:

Belicheck your Bush for some Crabtree’s

Damn! Lost my Ditka in your Bush

Touchdown There

Show me ‘em TD’s

September 10, 2010 at 7:45 am
(518) Andrew says:

This year is was Moss in round one and Brady in round two
thus

“Brady Back Ribs with BBQ Moss”

September 10, 2010 at 3:35 pm
(519) Mike says:

Mr. Rodgers Neighbour Hoods

September 11, 2010 at 3:57 am
(520) Morgan says:

“Ben There, Raped That”

“Brady’s Bunch of Filthy Gore’s” ( For Brady and Gore owners

“Dirty Gore Has VD and Crabs”

September 12, 2010 at 1:03 am
(521) mkducas says:

It’s my vick in a box!

September 13, 2010 at 2:48 pm
(522) Jimmy Dean says:

alpha Q up- is a good one just say it out loud

September 13, 2010 at 6:39 pm
(523) Stephiee says:

Lmao. The guys were making up crazy names and I just had to make them call their fantasy football team either-

-Victoria’s Secret (Since the leading guy was dating a girl named Victoria but only me him and her know about it, this was the perfect name, plus one girl is on the team, so no one will suspect a thing)

-Touchdown there (Do I have to explain this one? It’s a classic)

-Nutcracker (My best friend is on the team and she doesn’t take #@$% from anyone, imagine her as being the ‘nutcracker’)

-Those Bastards (LOL, when people ask who won, they say those bastards, and if you lost people will think you won and if you won people might think you lost)

-Them (Works the same way as ‘Those Bastards’ just less funny)

-We’re Smokin’ (Haha, like you know, smokers, or smokin’ hot, clever? Yes.)

-69 rocks (I don’t like this one much, I just ran out of names but you get it right? 69… and this guy on the team is number 69.. LOL)

Anyways those are the 7 I gave them and they all laughed and decided to use one of mine since they came up with lame names. I’m not sure which one they picked. But I know I’m clever, yes (: I think they might use ‘Those Bastards’ since they all agreed that suited them best (:

September 13, 2010 at 9:46 pm
(524) BNutz says:

Mine is Dewayne Bowe Warriors. Others I thought of are: Rice Marhoney the SF treat
Arian (foster) nation
Droppin Bowes
and the best one:
Breaston Plants = Fake TD’s

September 14, 2010 at 12:29 am
(525) Matt says:

“The Short-Bus All-Stars”

September 14, 2010 at 2:38 am
(526) Roy says:

Demmerson Ice TD’s

September 14, 2010 at 1:33 pm
(527) Palmer says:

Revis and Butthead
Tittsburgh Feelers

September 14, 2010 at 3:18 pm
(528) Matt says:

Suh What The Lions Still Suck or Ill Suh your Ass.

September 14, 2010 at 3:22 pm
(529) migs says:

The McCluster Faulks

September 14, 2010 at 4:45 pm
(530) Scott says:

Sporting Lesbion or East Ham :)

September 15, 2010 at 1:25 am
(531) alex hain says:

you vicked my dog

September 15, 2010 at 1:47 am
(532) Fred says:

Some in my leagues through the years:

Rocky Mountain Oysters

McNabbulous

Vicktorious

Adult Dreams

Bye Week

Whos Yurdatty

September 15, 2010 at 12:19 pm
(533) Steph says:

Here’s one from our league:

Yank my doodle, it’s a dandy

September 16, 2010 at 12:55 pm
(534) CW says:

My last two names have been “The Neverland Rach Twohand touchers”

September 18, 2010 at 12:09 pm
(535) Dave says:

Rashard’s Dixon Dennis

Kyle Orton’s Anti-Virus

JP Losman Investments

September 18, 2010 at 9:02 pm
(536) Josh says:

Orton hears a Suh

Half Baked Option

September 19, 2010 at 12:22 am
(537) Frank says:

I’m a Giants fan:

Turn Your Head And Coughlin

September 19, 2010 at 2:16 am
(538) Giovanni says:

My team name is original…”Sacks in the city.”

September 19, 2010 at 4:37 pm
(539) Schyler says:

it wouldn’t let me use “Romo’s No Homo”

September 19, 2010 at 4:45 pm
(540) Schyler says:

“Big Easy Breesy Lemon Squeezy”

September 19, 2010 at 8:25 pm
(541) Nick says:

FOSTER, Austrailian for 200 yards

September 20, 2010 at 12:16 am
(542) Michael says:

Came up with these and went with the first one for my league- Gore was my #1 pick

“GORaphobia”, “Hear me Gore!”, “Gore you a new one”

September 20, 2010 at 12:07 pm
(543) Jim says:

With Myself
So when someone says who they are playing they will say “I’m playing with myself.”

September 21, 2010 at 10:56 am
(544) Mo says:

The Footballopian Tubes was one of my faves

September 22, 2010 at 11:57 am
(545) Mike says:

Favre Hour Energy

September 22, 2010 at 6:02 pm
(546) chris says:

NOT MY (MATT) FORTE

September 24, 2010 at 2:45 am
(547) JD says:

I’m in 4 leagues this year…here are some of tha names…

Booty Sweat Bust-A-Nut Bars
Wash Your Balls (Axe Commercial)
Boatz N Hoes
Huevos En Su Boca (mine)

Boondocks references below that were used as team names:
Uncle Ruckus No Relation
Praise Jesus’ Rewrites (mine)
Riley’s Fundraisers

September 24, 2010 at 6:51 am
(548) Jim says:

I have both Vernon Davis and the injured Michael Bush on my team this year. I have come up with the following team name w/ slogan —-> I HAVE VD: My Michael Bush Hurts.

September 24, 2010 at 11:46 am
(549) Fooser says:

Say it fast: Norfolk & Chance

September 25, 2010 at 10:32 am
(550) EYO says:

EX-tenze the League

September 25, 2010 at 7:49 pm
(551) pats pride says:

Dixieland Jiggaboos

September 27, 2010 at 12:04 am
(552) Mike says:

Cromartie and Kate plus eight

September 27, 2010 at 3:39 pm
(553) Dave says:

Mine is the “Neverland Ranch Survivors”

September 27, 2010 at 10:28 pm
(554) Pete says:

Mine is….

The Buffalo Blumpkin

(Blumpkin – Google it if you don’t know)

September 28, 2010 at 9:19 am
(555) Gary says:

ARIAN NATION

September 28, 2010 at 9:31 pm
(556) matt Stein says:

If you have Brandon Marshall your name can be forgetting brandon marshall

September 28, 2010 at 10:10 pm
(557) Armdizzle says:

Mine is

FumbleYoTD’s

September 29, 2010 at 5:16 pm
(558) Mark says:

Roddy white rhino

September 29, 2010 at 5:25 pm
(559) Jack says:

New York diesel jets

September 29, 2010 at 7:05 pm
(560) js says:

Arians Fostercare

September 29, 2010 at 11:11 pm
(561) Andy says:

3rd and Shlong

September 30, 2010 at 10:09 am
(562) jlc1971 says:

My team name this year is Runnin Like Theissman…(Ive got a broken leg).

last year my team name was Pinned and Screwed ( I had a metal frame pinned to my leg)

Year before I was Pink Taco (only woman in a 12 man league)

September 30, 2010 at 1:12 pm
(563) fred butcher says:

crazy hip hopping jam tarts

September 30, 2010 at 6:36 pm
(564) Jake says:

Just in this years league:
Dallas’s Clark Bars
Yippy Ki Yay Marshall Faulker
Smokin’ Benson’s Hedges
Romosexual Tendencies
Motorboat her Breastons
Sucka my Ditka
Neverland Ranch Hands

October 3, 2010 at 9:27 am
(565) Jersey Joe says:

Team ROSENHAUS.. (working the phones)
cuz im known for wheeling and dealing

October 5, 2010 at 2:22 pm
(566) Kalen says:

Drinkin’ a Forte
I’d Rather Have a Beers
Even God Hates the Steelers

October 5, 2010 at 5:50 pm
(567) The Dudemeister says:

Michael Vick’s Dogs and the Ben Rapelisbergers

October 7, 2010 at 1:32 am
(568) Will Ferrell says:

I’m Ron Burgandy?

October 7, 2010 at 7:43 am
(569) applepie says:

mine is the RUSHERS but i should of chosen football ‘n beer

October 7, 2010 at 12:15 pm
(570) J says:

CORN ON THE SCHAUB or BEN RUTHLESSRAPER

October 7, 2010 at 7:35 pm
(571) Ryan says:

My name is “the rageing romosexuals”

October 14, 2010 at 3:43 pm
(572) Mike says:

The Southside Shockerz

October 16, 2010 at 11:07 am
(573) Mike says:

Harvin’s Headaches.

October 17, 2010 at 12:50 pm
(574) Javiar says:

In a tip of the hat to Sgt Hartman my team name is “Major Malfunction”.

October 17, 2010 at 9:47 pm
(575) huston says:

the only way the browns will make it o the super bowl is if i gotta take a dump then they will be in the bowl.

October 18, 2010 at 6:24 pm
(576) Mike says:

My friend nips has a team named nippy nutsack
here are some others
Grundle Warriors
Fudge Cowboys
Baltimore Ball bangahs

October 19, 2010 at 12:41 pm
(577) Jammy says:

Chamak your bitch up

October 19, 2010 at 2:52 pm
(578) Albert says:

Blue Ballers

October 19, 2010 at 5:09 pm
(579) Patrock says:

Purple shorts. Steve McNair is dead :(

October 19, 2010 at 10:30 pm
(580) Adam says:

frank the tank
(frank gore; my pic is will farrell in old school)

two and a half mendenhall

October 19, 2010 at 11:02 pm
(581) PK says:

Favre’s Cellular Device
Ronnie Brown Underwear

October 20, 2010 at 11:10 am
(582) Tyler says:

Double Dwayne Bowe

October 21, 2010 at 6:17 pm
(583) Bill says:

Bigtest icicles

October 22, 2010 at 6:55 pm
(584) Connor says:

Rapid Viagra :) !

October 23, 2010 at 4:21 am
(585) jason says:

Turd Burglars

WhenDidI EatCorn

October 23, 2010 at 6:50 pm
(586) Daren says:

I named my team this year

“My Woman”

I beat my woman! or My woman just beat me

either way it just sounds bad! LOL

October 24, 2010 at 11:31 am
(587) DZ says:

Favre Dollar Footlong

October 24, 2010 at 4:45 pm
(588) rj rocchi says:

the guinea pig gangsters

October 27, 2010 at 12:07 pm
(589) don says:

Very few would be able to use this name truthfully. Last year I took first place in my league, the year before i came in last… Worst to First

October 27, 2010 at 12:20 pm
(590) don says:

Another guy in our league had the name “Grim Reaper” he is in last place and renamed his team “Grim Outlook”

October 27, 2010 at 10:37 pm
(591) Andrew says:

“The Blair White Project”

October 31, 2010 at 11:51 am
(592) Logan says:

Raider Haider (as a Chiefs fan)
Came up with that on my own. Lol

November 1, 2010 at 2:03 pm
(593) evan says:

JustGiveUsTheDamnBall…..wat u guys think

November 3, 2010 at 2:21 am
(594) David says:

Run to the Hillis

November 3, 2010 at 4:28 pm
(595) Peter says:

if you have…

Matt Schaub – You Are My Schaubshine
Nick Folk – Folk You
Marques Colston – Right on the Marques
Lance Moore – Moore is Better
LaGarrette Blount – Smoking a Blount (or something to that effect)

General Faves:

Abusement Park
Hopscotch Mafia
Winning Tendencies

November 3, 2010 at 9:30 pm
(596) tjr says:

cowboyscoughcough1-6

November 3, 2010 at 11:32 pm
(597) Bryce says:

My team location is YO MAMAS and my team name is IMPREGNATORS

November 4, 2010 at 11:24 am
(598) Ben Martin says:

team name FC TIOTE

November 5, 2010 at 6:08 pm
(599) Len Estrada says:

This year: Chubby Jack Wagons

Last Year: Hugh Jass McDonkey Pimps

November 7, 2010 at 1:34 am
(600) Christian says:

Forte Percent Chance of Wayne

November 7, 2010 at 1:43 pm
(601) Junior says:

my team name is likdeeznutz

November 11, 2010 at 12:57 am
(602) Wanda says:

The only female in the league “AllBustNoBalls”

November 11, 2010 at 8:32 pm
(603) Jerry says:

Ben’s Hard Peterson Cider

Whatchu Talkin’bout Hillis!

Thomas the Train-Wreck (Pierre Thomas been hurt all year)

It’s Not Breesy Being Greene

November 12, 2010 at 1:04 am
(604) Rc says:

I have steve johnson so my name this year is, stevie’s wonder Johnson

November 14, 2010 at 2:59 am
(605) Steiny4 says:

These are the ones I’m using this year

Denis Dixon your face
Drunk thrivers
Forte ozs to Freeman

November 14, 2010 at 6:52 pm
(606) Adam says:

FantasyIsMyForte

RomoWittenMyPants

FeelTheBrees

Pimpin Ain’t Brees-y

Just a few I have seen top 2 are mine others in my leagues

November 15, 2010 at 9:43 pm
(607) db says:

Forte’s the new 30

November 15, 2010 at 10:17 pm
(608) chris says:

joe flac-a- ho

November 16, 2010 at 3:57 pm
(609) ryan says:

Ben Roethlishurther

November 21, 2010 at 7:27 pm
(610) mik says:

crack, back and SACK

November 22, 2010 at 4:25 pm
(611) Nick says:

my team names right now are:

Intercepticons

wHakeem phoeNicks

November 24, 2010 at 4:51 pm
(612) nick says:

this year i took…. Cuba Gooding’s performance in Radio

November 26, 2010 at 3:06 am
(613) Preston Hoopes says:

Here’s a couple:

Do Us All A Favre And Retire

Ben Rothlesrapin’

My Couch Pulls Out, I Don’t

Johnny Unite Us

I’m Asomugha

November 27, 2010 at 4:17 pm
(614) Alex says:

My Team Name Is, “Scouting For Goals” :/

November 28, 2010 at 9:00 pm
(615) Eric c says:

thats my dick jauron

November 29, 2010 at 2:02 pm
(616) cavan says:

at school the teachers call out the names of the teams playin, so one team called themselves ‘ i like men.’

December 2, 2010 at 8:20 pm
(617) Ricky Ross says:

Titan ur browneye

December 4, 2010 at 4:17 pm
(618) dave says:

Vick’s Inhalers

December 6, 2010 at 10:16 am
(619) Adam says:

INTER YA MAM

December 7, 2010 at 3:29 pm
(620) Will says:

The Buffalo Williams… i came up with this 4 years ago and it hasnt been topped yet

December 8, 2010 at 7:01 pm
(621) Mike says:

Names I’ve used this year:

Urine sloppy second
Big Ben her over
Bowe knows who’s your daddy

December 16, 2010 at 10:53 am
(622) Kevin and West says:

Kibbles and vicks!

December 16, 2010 at 8:53 pm
(623) Mike Herrera says:

How bout the Tittsburgh Feelers? or the Jacksonville Shaguars..

December 21, 2010 at 12:37 am
(624) Senor Jared says:

I have a team named the Knights Who Say Nee if any of you are Monty Python fans. I have a league called Spanish Agents In Poland and another team called the Conspirators.

December 27, 2010 at 1:28 am
(625) jamie says:

how about ,
marshall faulkers
Jurasss
Jurasss is mine
Nine inch Nails in ur coffin
titsburg feelers
Taco Creamers
pink taco creamers

January 4, 2011 at 9:40 am
(626) kegbellies says:

My all time favorite:

ShowThem(o)(o) TD’s

January 4, 2011 at 9:42 am
(627) kegbellies says:

Blazin a Blount

January 5, 2011 at 6:29 am
(628) Preston says:

Spark the Blount! Another good team name

January 8, 2011 at 11:15 pm
(629) Patrick says:

Some names from the years:
Slump Busters
Busch Light Avengers
Fightin’ Whities
Runnin’ Gekos
Boozehounds

January 9, 2011 at 6:52 pm
(630) JimBob says:

Mendenhally Rasharded

January 24, 2011 at 4:08 am
(631) Sam says:

Ice Bank Mice Elf
(say it out loud!)

February 12, 2011 at 5:56 pm
(632) girl says:

Green Bay Stackas
New York Dankees
Boats n Bros (like boats n hoes from stepbrothers)
Purple People Eaters

February 17, 2011 at 12:49 pm
(633) LJust For Lol says:

Barca’Boner’ Sunday League Team!

April 24, 2011 at 7:11 pm
(634) Marius says:

Attitude Era

June 17, 2011 at 4:15 pm
(635) Dustin says:

The conVICKS

June 20, 2011 at 6:53 am
(636) kwon ashley says:

its really fun to play fantasy football…. really amazing it has become so popular……

June 29, 2011 at 2:05 am
(637) Wil says:

Kibbles And Vicks
best one ive seen so far, well that one and Tittsburgh Feelies, but ESPN wont allow that one :(

July 2, 2011 at 3:04 am
(638) john says:

The Brady Bunch

July 6, 2011 at 1:42 pm
(639) C.J. says:

White Cassell
Bros Before Shiancoes
It’s On Like Ndamukong
Taste Dwayne Bowe
Iupati Like it’s Your Birthday
Take a Henne, Leave a Henne
Colston Creamery
Anything you can do, Aromashodu Better
Under Extreme Burress

July 7, 2011 at 1:01 pm
(640) Med says:

I had Turner and Legarette Blount last year.. Thought Burning Blount was pretty good..

July 8, 2011 at 7:50 pm
(641) Alec says:

Last year I was Flacco seagulls

July 11, 2011 at 1:56 am
(642) Kyle says:

Waka Flacco Flame.

July 12, 2011 at 1:44 pm
(643) Jonny says:

I had Arian Foster last year and I was the Arian Brotherhood

July 15, 2011 at 1:22 am
(644) KQ says:

made this up after my draft

Vick Sproles a fat Blount

July 17, 2011 at 8:34 am
(645) Mark says:

Favre’s Photoshop

July 19, 2011 at 4:44 pm
(646) Nickerbocker says:

Mine this year is:

Get the F-Lock Out

July 22, 2011 at 5:47 pm
(647) Jan Bolton says:

I have two team names:
Theismann’s Leg &
Abe Froman Sausage King of Chicago.

July 23, 2011 at 11:11 am
(648) stew dixon says:

the jackson 4

July 25, 2011 at 1:48 pm
(649) Alec says:

Its overused but TJ Hoosyourmama

July 25, 2011 at 2:32 pm
(650) Steve says:

Cam El Toe Newtons

July 25, 2011 at 4:08 pm
(651) Roel says:

San José Swallows is mine.

July 25, 2011 at 5:00 pm
(652) Brad says:

James Harrison’s Twitter Followers

July 25, 2011 at 5:48 pm
(653) chris says:

Some of mine have been:
Inthebag- i was drunk when i drafted
2thewind- i was again drunk when i drafted and a bears fan
T.O.choCinco
Peyton Man-thing- is this years name

July 25, 2011 at 10:25 pm
(654) Chuck says:

Mine has always been “Remember the Tightones”

July 25, 2011 at 11:52 pm
(655) Jon says:

Over trained athlete

brian cushing

July 26, 2011 at 4:00 pm
(656) Philly B says:

Last year My team’s name was “The Fighting Bear Jews”

July 26, 2011 at 5:55 pm
(657) Dan Bernabei says:

Plaxico’s Packin

July 27, 2011 at 9:07 am
(658) Gerry Vee says:

I have 2 favourite names: Kay FC or Norfolk Enchance

July 27, 2011 at 2:25 pm
(659) MDRyan says:

Arianz Race, Welker this Way, Charles in Charge, Roddy aint so White, Jahvid knows Best, Stewart not so little.

July 27, 2011 at 2:37 pm
(660) MDRyan says:

Arianz Race
Charles in Charge
Jahvid knows Best
Roddy aint so White
Stewart not so little
Welker this Way
Disposable Heroes

July 28, 2011 at 8:29 am
(661) Jjbrady11 says:

Belicheck yourself before you REX yourself!!!

July 28, 2011 at 11:10 am
(662) Justin Rahn says:

These are horrible. You guys are morons

July 28, 2011 at 11:29 am
(663) gmac says:

The Arian Brotherhood
Sloppy Posse
Blount Force Trauma
The Whizzinators
Ballin’ with B.A.L.C.O
Show me the Greenbacks
Rice Rice Baby

July 28, 2011 at 11:35 am
(664) Kimberly says:

Mine this year will be “Flacc o’ Birds”

July 28, 2011 at 11:41 am
(665) gmac says:

I Like Big Blounts and I Cannot Lie

July 28, 2011 at 12:07 pm
(666) Tyler J says:

Poon Squad!

July 28, 2011 at 12:51 pm
(667) Bryan says:

i got TwoVicksOnePup

July 28, 2011 at 1:07 pm
(668) DanielPotHead says:

Last year
Potski’s Womb Ferret in the Dutch Rudder League
This Year – Vag-Admin in the league TrophySquatter.com

How d’you like them apples?!

July 28, 2011 at 6:06 pm
(669) Braedyn says:

My Poop is Ronnie Brown

July 28, 2011 at 6:10 pm
(670) Bryan says:

Hoculi-N Effort

July 28, 2011 at 7:48 pm
(671) Tyler says:

Vick’s Dog Pound

July 28, 2011 at 10:44 pm
(672) bdp says:

Michael Vick’s Underdogs

July 29, 2011 at 5:50 am
(673) Nate says:

My favorite

Big O TDs

July 29, 2011 at 9:56 am
(674) PDubbs says:

2 Mannings 1 Cup
Rhymes with Punt

July 29, 2011 at 10:44 am
(675) Brian says:

The Green Gay Fudge Packers
The Detroit Tumblers
Ochocinco my battleship
Ray Lewis cutlery
Kevin Kolb mcnabbed your job
Aaron Rodgers wears eyeliner
Jim Zorn’s porn
Bush is so grossman

July 29, 2011 at 3:43 pm
(676) jason says:

Neverland Makebelievers/Lostboys
Dixie Pixies
WTF
Tried Deep Inch 2short
Taint Slappin Ballers
Taint that a Vick
Mr.Chows Gay Monkeys

July 29, 2011 at 5:52 pm
(677) scott says:

purple headed yoghurt warriors

July 29, 2011 at 6:56 pm
(678) josh says:

Rex’s Foot Fetish

July 29, 2011 at 7:05 pm
(679) nate says:

Herzlich My Ballz-just thoughtof it

July 30, 2011 at 12:10 am
(680) dick says:

TasTebowNerInUrFace

July 30, 2011 at 3:06 am
(681) Suzie says:

My name tops them all… Bumping Uglies… and my picture is of stick figures in a compromising position! ;o

July 30, 2011 at 3:06 am
(682) Suzie says:

My name tops them all… Bumping Uglies… and my picture is of stick figures in a compromising position! ;o

July 31, 2011 at 9:58 am
(683) PapaDro says:

3rd and Schlong
Counter Trey Diesels (Redskin fan league)

July 31, 2011 at 11:12 am
(684) Philly Phanatic says:

VickJackson’d InYourMaclin

July 31, 2011 at 7:39 pm
(685) darryl says:

Winning is my Forte/losing is my forte(mine usually)
Limp Ditkas/whiskey ditkas
Fantasy Bust
jefferson darcy (chicago theme married w children)

.

July 31, 2011 at 9:35 pm
(686) Brando says:

The Danny Woodcocks

August 1, 2011 at 1:31 am
(687) Kenny B says:

Big Breesy T.D.’s

August 1, 2011 at 8:35 am
(688) Mike F says:

The copy Cats. Every week i would change my name to my apponents name and also use the same coach and team logo pictures. doing this does mess up the scheduling if you dont change back your name after the monday night game

August 1, 2011 at 4:49 pm
(689) Matt says:

BEST ONE EVER!!!

My Vick in a Box

August 1, 2011 at 6:48 pm
(690) jennifer1or2 says:

3rd and Shart…

August 1, 2011 at 11:31 pm
(691) Dave C. says:

Had Chris Johnson last year and won my league.

Team name was, “Fear My Johnson!”

August 2, 2011 at 2:29 am
(692) mr. vendetta says:

What the Faulk
Maclin on Dem hoes
Spikeng in the endzone

August 2, 2011 at 9:36 am
(693) Ray Ray says:

Danny Woodhead Be Acceptable?

Return of the Maclin

Ray Rice and Beans

My Ditka in your Butkus

Blount Burners (Legarrette Blount & Michael Turner)

August 2, 2011 at 10:15 am
(694) Jenny says:

Mine is Jen & Tonic

August 2, 2011 at 12:55 pm
(695) Zach says:

Mr. Rodger’s Neighborhood

August 2, 2011 at 1:12 pm
(696) Gregson says:

Mendenhall & oats

August 2, 2011 at 1:47 pm
(697) Moriah says:

Mine is – No Punt Intended :)

August 2, 2011 at 2:36 pm
(698) mike says:

Mendenhally Rasharded

August 2, 2011 at 3:11 pm
(699) bob says:

Rays Rice O Roni

August 2, 2011 at 3:13 pm
(700) RIEKO says:

“Talk to JamChuck”

August 2, 2011 at 5:07 pm
(701) Titans Fan says:

Hasselbeck’s Foot Locker

August 2, 2011 at 7:26 pm
(702) Lions fan says:

Orton hears a SUH
lost your quarter, Suh will get your QUARTERBACK
dont mess with our STAFF or you will be SUHed
^
STAFFORD
Lions are sick this year, with TOUCHDOWNitice

Lions and Tigers and Wings,, We own!!

Hide your beagles vicks an eagle

August 2, 2011 at 11:53 pm
(703) Adam says:

my team…Split Wide Goin Deep

August 3, 2011 at 10:02 am
(704) Justin says:

3rd String MVP

August 3, 2011 at 7:33 pm
(705) Nate says:

CrouchingNiner HiddenTinyHands

August 3, 2011 at 11:46 pm
(706) Matt says:

Mines been Fauncy Sauce in the Past.

This year its- Dip the Dick in Hot Sauce

August 4, 2011 at 12:30 am
(707) Bret whitley says:

For those politically as well as sports minded…Tony Weiners Washington Foreskins

August 4, 2011 at 7:25 am
(708) ashley says:

my team this year is called
intoyourmam

August 4, 2011 at 7:44 am
(709) Nathan says:

Nani bashers

August 4, 2011 at 11:31 am
(710) Rick Helm says:

Raoul Moatrid

after Raoul Moat the shotgun maniac in England

August 4, 2011 at 12:50 pm
(711) BCW says:

Off in Church

August 4, 2011 at 1:02 pm
(712) Matt says:

Tebow or Not Tebow? That is the Question

August 4, 2011 at 1:33 pm
(713) fortuitous boune says:

Buster Highmen

August 4, 2011 at 2:10 pm
(714) BRo says:

Good one

Newtons Laptop rentals

August 4, 2011 at 3:35 pm
(715) LG says:

Plaxidential Shooting… FTW

August 4, 2011 at 5:04 pm
(716) JJ says:

Rex loves FOOT n BALL

August 5, 2011 at 1:58 am
(717) Erik Goller says:

Off To Guys. When you beat me you beat… Classic!

August 5, 2011 at 2:29 am
(718) Richie 2000 says:

Best for us steeler fans ! STEEL-HER VIRGINITY

August 5, 2011 at 2:29 am
(719) benrules#1 says:

Orakpo SlapsHo’s

August 5, 2011 at 6:15 am
(720) Surf says:

Donkey Shows & sTD’s

August 5, 2011 at 7:38 am
(721) andy waselchuk says:

vag monster

August 5, 2011 at 12:30 pm
(722) Robin says:

Snood u Lose

August 5, 2011 at 12:54 pm
(723) Dan says:

Last year I was BloodBath and Beyond

August 5, 2011 at 3:52 pm
(724) Steve says:

Tebows Lock In Party

August 5, 2011 at 6:00 pm
(725) Andy says:

Some of my staples ive used for years:

-Anti-Christ-Superstars
-The Flying Ass-Bags
-Jake Plummer’s Left Arm
-Eli: The Other White Manning
-Aaron Brooks Superstar
-School Of Asskickery

August 5, 2011 at 6:57 pm
(726) gk says:

The Romo-sexuals

August 6, 2011 at 3:06 am
(727) Dchap1 says:

Fluffy Cupcakes

Channel 4 News Team (Ron Burgundy inspired)

Los Mojados Guapos (The Handsome Wetbacks, youtube video)

Brady Bunch (had Tom Brady as my QB)

Biscuits and Gravies

August 6, 2011 at 7:39 am
(728) Billy says:

Rusty Pickle
Watch Talkin’ Bout Willis
The Donte’ Stallworth Driving Academy
Rex Ryan’s School of Podiatry
Michael Vick’s Dog Walking, Inc.
Big Ben’s Speed Dating
Purple Helmets
Donkey Punch

August 6, 2011 at 7:48 am
(729) John says:

Donkey Punch
Kordell Stewart Cross Dresser
Brady Haha

August 6, 2011 at 7:56 am
(730) Hilliary Clinton says:

Carpet Munchers
Angry Lobstah
Punchin’ the Clown

August 6, 2011 at 8:35 am
(731) andy says:

Crap my haynsworth

August 6, 2011 at 2:21 pm
(732) bigdawg27 says:

For the movie lovers:

Citizen Wayne
Pack to the Future
All Quiet on the Western Blount
Bridge on the River Addai
Addai Another Day
INterCEPTION

August 6, 2011 at 8:35 pm
(733) roger says:

I liked

September 11th
THE BAND IS ON THE FIELD!
Bloodfart
Are you gellin?
Finkle & Einhorn
Ben Rapedmydaughter

August 7, 2011 at 9:54 pm
(734) Pophead says:

The Ryan Dunn 500 Brought To You By Smirnoff

Sophomores For Sanchez

Norv Turner’s Face Geologist

Eli’s prom dress

August 7, 2011 at 10:01 pm
(735) jackdaniels says:

SexualTouchDown…STD

August 7, 2011 at 11:39 pm
(736) Joe says:

Are U Faulkin Serious?

August 8, 2011 at 12:34 am
(737) RoY says:

i been thinking and this year my teams name will be Cromarties kids

August 8, 2011 at 9:21 am
(738) Nick Beamen says:

My team name is classic and original. I’d say its better than the rest:
League name: league of legends.
Team name: BlowAline Backer

What you guys/girls think??

August 8, 2011 at 2:17 pm
(739) Pavesic82 says:

For all you Arby’s fans out there I used their “I’m thinkin Arby’s” slogan with I’m thinkin RB’s

August 8, 2011 at 4:59 pm
(740) riaksuh says:

RaidHer Endzone

August 8, 2011 at 7:13 pm
(741) woman says:

mine is MILF – N – COOKIES (wives league)lol

August 9, 2011 at 1:09 am
(742) budah says:

Kibbles n’ Vicks

August 9, 2011 at 2:44 am
(743) bryan says:

2 vicks 1 pup

August 9, 2011 at 1:27 pm
(744) Blue Bum Rich says:

Your Girl has a nice Tight End

August 9, 2011 at 1:44 pm
(745) nikk caputo says:

vikings fans….. BROs over Shiancoes

August 9, 2011 at 2:06 pm
(746) Gordon237 says:

How about TD’s Galore?

August 9, 2011 at 2:54 pm
(747) condog says:

Suck my Vick

or

Vick’s Violent Vizslas

August 9, 2011 at 3:32 pm
(748) Johny94 says:

My favorite was always Kibbles and Vicks

August 9, 2011 at 10:11 pm
(749) Danielle says:

mine is “farve from being hung”

August 10, 2011 at 12:26 am
(750) Peter says:

Drop the Dwayne Bowe, Taste the Dwayne Bowe
Feel the Brees
I love TD’s to much to pick Romo
TD Commitie
The Brees Knees
Breesus Christ
Big Breasy TD’s
Big Easy Breesy Lemon Squazy
Touchdown There
San Diego Border Patrol
Somewhere over the Dwayne Bowe
Do you feel the Brees
Cuban Raft Riders
Petersons’s Wafflehouse
The Infedels
Silence of the Rams
I want TD’s

August 10, 2011 at 12:40 am
(751) Jeff says:

I have Mendenhall as a keeper in two leagues. So:

I Just Rasharded a Little
and
Rasharder than Chinese Algebra.

Best one in our league:

Its on like Ndomakong.

August 10, 2011 at 4:44 am
(752) eddie says:

ajax trees down

August 10, 2011 at 7:13 am
(753) Matt says:

Go Favre Yourself

August 10, 2011 at 1:11 pm
(754) Todd says:

Some of my team names:

- Grandma’s Cameltoe
- X-Lax & the Loose Load
- Sphincter Titans

Some good names I’ve seen:

- Stuart Scott’s Good Eye
- Bus Driver “cuz I’m takin everybody to school”

August 10, 2011 at 6:14 pm
(755) Me and u says:

U all have small Ditkas

August 10, 2011 at 8:46 pm
(756) Scott says:

slippery fingered muff

August 10, 2011 at 9:18 pm
(757) Jason B says:

Sexual vanilla ( they play so fine… Don’t you agree)

August 10, 2011 at 11:51 pm
(758) KB says:

Coolbrees

August 11, 2011 at 11:06 am
(759) 2 sick says:

mine this year is DwayneBowes and LolloPopes

August 11, 2011 at 2:03 pm
(760) vic says:

With Another Manz Ballz. “Who are you playing this week?”
I’m playing With Another Manz Ballz.” Dumb. Funny, but dumb

August 11, 2011 at 3:10 pm
(761) Kelly says:

Maybe Brett will stay retired and somebody can use “Thanks Favre the memories”. Last year I was “Chuck Norris” so I could tell my opponent each week that “Chuck Norris is going to kick your butt this weekend”. Unfortunately Chuck got whupped a few more times than he laid one on somebody…

August 11, 2011 at 6:17 pm
(762) Drew Brees says:

Breeeeeeees NUTS!

August 11, 2011 at 7:51 pm
(763) Chris Mac says:

Haven’t Got A Kalou. Or Scouting for Goals.

August 11, 2011 at 9:18 pm
(764) Diego says:

Mine have been the “Tittsburgh Feelers” and “Cleveland Steamers”

August 11, 2011 at 11:11 pm
(765) Mike says:

Rex-tra Teresticle

August 11, 2011 at 11:29 pm
(766) Mike says:

A couple of more for movie and Jet fans:

Rex-ocalypse Now
American History Rex
Eternal Sunshine of the Sanchez Mind
Revis-voir Dogs
No Country for Fat Men
The Big Sanchowski
Rex Cassidy and the Sanchez Kid
Finding Nemo…or any open receiver

August 12, 2011 at 7:00 am
(767) Joe says:

Amish pornstars
Morning Wood Meat Curtains

August 12, 2011 at 10:08 am
(768) jason says:

Teach me how to Lovie

August 12, 2011 at 3:48 pm
(769) Zack P says:

One that i’ve created and haven’t seen yet

Nhamdi Damn Buisness

August 12, 2011 at 3:48 pm
(770) Chris says:

A good team name is plaxico’s gun safety class

August 12, 2011 at 11:12 pm
(771) Billy says:

Thundercats
’nuff said
Get Some
Bitches aint shiancoe

August 14, 2011 at 12:47 am
(772) TT says:

Ickey Woods Shuffle

August 14, 2011 at 1:52 am
(773) Brock says:

Damn Democrats
A$$ Clowns
Phat Rabbits
Boatz N Hoes
Poon Puffs
Whisker Biscuits
Bearded Tacos

August 14, 2011 at 3:22 am
(774) Erick says:

Ive had “CORN OFF THE KOLB” and this year I have “GET YOUR EAGLE ON”.

August 14, 2011 at 5:00 am
(775) Teddy turbo says:

Coat hanger Birthday

August 14, 2011 at 12:18 pm
(776) RickD says:

Over the years I’ve been:

Big TDs n a Wet Snap
Reggie’s Bush
Eli’s Mangina
PayMeYo Bills
Colt Forty-Fivers
The Meat Curtain
Stinky-finga-tip-snatch

Have fun stealing my genius!

August 14, 2011 at 1:11 pm
(777) Somebody Cool says:

Mike Hawk
Farfrombushlicking

August 14, 2011 at 2:09 pm
(778) ross says:

best name i have ever seen. Who let the vick out

August 14, 2011 at 9:11 pm
(779) jeff says:

HANDFUL OF PETERSON

August 14, 2011 at 10:30 pm
(780) Pete says:

how about
Duh, Winning!

August 14, 2011 at 11:03 pm
(781) The GURU says:

Foster’s Greene Collie

August 15, 2011 at 2:12 pm
(782) Mike says:

Lions fan here.

No Suh For You

August 15, 2011 at 2:49 pm
(783) Rick says:

Gmen- PrinceiNukeYoMama

August 15, 2011 at 3:01 pm
(784) Jameson says:

I have Jamaal Charles and Ray Rice as my starting RBs…currently using Ray Charles & the Blind Backfield

August 15, 2011 at 4:07 pm
(785) Robert says:

Dezed & Kuhnfused

August 15, 2011 at 6:59 pm
(786) Chapin says:

Here For Beer

August 15, 2011 at 10:36 pm
(787) Kevin says:

Mike ditka is bigger than yours

August 15, 2011 at 10:42 pm
(788) Tiffany says:

Mine for the past couple of years is the Naked Bootlegs…

August 16, 2011 at 2:56 am
(789) donny says:

suck my peterson

August 16, 2011 at 11:07 am
(790) Joey says:

I had Arian Foster last year… Arian Nation

August 16, 2011 at 2:15 pm
(791) Jake says:

As a Browns fan I like the one I came up with, “Mohamed Jonestown Massaquoi”, although it won’t let me change it to my name for some reason

August 16, 2011 at 3:32 pm
(792) Blair says:

For all my fellow Kansas City Chiefs Fans!

Over Dwayne Bowe
Taste Dwayne Bowe
2 Girls 1 Succop
White Cassel
Run DMC (Dexter McCluster)
Breastonlargement

August 16, 2011 at 7:54 pm
(793) mike says:

Rushin’ Roulette

August 16, 2011 at 8:13 pm
(794) billy barty says:

Aqib Talibs mom.
Rex Ryan’s big toe.
tonguepuncher
taco flavored kisses.
elvis grbac impersonators.
kenny britts parole officer.
dan marinos superbowl ring.

August 16, 2011 at 11:56 pm
(795) Matt says:

Rothlesburger with Cheese
Scraton Peacocks
Ligers
My Vick in a box
Haha

August 17, 2011 at 1:43 am
(796) awesome fantasy name says:

how awesome is my fantasy name?

August 17, 2011 at 5:06 pm
(797) ScottyB says:

Hip Hip Go RAY!
Of RICE and men
the RICE stuff
Uncle Ray’s Rice
Rice Rice baby

Bros before Shiancos
ShawShianco Redemption
Schaubshank Redemption
DebbieDoesDallasClark
Hakeem and Rashard go to white Cassel

you’re welcome.

August 17, 2011 at 8:16 pm
(798) VKJ says:

Good Will Punting
Punt for Red October
MillyVegas Ladies Room (Last year’s team in dishonour of Big Ben)
Alan Smithee

August 17, 2011 at 9:23 pm
(799) Putter says:

My favorite team name is

how favre will my ditka go in your butkus

August 17, 2011 at 11:47 pm
(800) Melvin says:

Jerricho’s Crotchery

August 18, 2011 at 10:14 am
(801) Dan says:

I personally like

Get off my Ditka

August 19, 2011 at 9:27 am
(802) Larry says:

Forsett in Her Butt

Drinkin Forte’s

August 19, 2011 at 10:25 am
(803) Jake says:

my fav is Norfolk-in-Chance

August 19, 2011 at 12:01 pm
(804) JP says:

Phyllis Manginas (The former Seton Hall women’s basketball coach)

Jimmy Smith’s Booger Sugar

Texas Chainsaw Massaquoi

Donte Drink and Drive

August 19, 2011 at 8:43 pm
(805) matt says:

Big Sloppy TD’s
Shock The Puss

August 20, 2011 at 3:45 am
(806) Scott says:

Last year I had Aaron Rodgers, Roddy White, and Chris Johnson so my team name was……. 2 Rods and a Johnson

August 20, 2011 at 9:44 am
(807) Greg says:

Plaxidental Shooting

Hows My Vick Taste

August 20, 2011 at 12:53 pm
(808) Dave says:

Anyone have a funny name that goes with the show Family Guy? Let me know

August 20, 2011 at 10:21 pm
(809) Adam says:

Mike OxBig…..

..Blumpkin Bombers
..CamelToe Crushers
..The Angry Dragons

This year RomoSexual Tendencies!!!

August 20, 2011 at 10:33 pm
(810) CJ says:

Evil Monkey!

August 21, 2011 at 8:55 am
(811) donald hendrix says:

Hugh G. Rection

August 21, 2011 at 11:34 am
(812) Rod says:

Its Good Mood Food!

August 21, 2011 at 12:10 pm
(813) Jamie says:

Nig Newtons

August 21, 2011 at 12:31 pm
(814) David says:

Lexington Steelers

Therapist #7

August 21, 2011 at 1:36 pm
(815) Go Eagles says:

Vicktorious Secret

August 21, 2011 at 1:57 pm
(816) CROOKID says:

My team is the T Bags

August 21, 2011 at 5:19 pm
(817) Lions Fan says:

mine as a lions fan is Calvin Rubbed Hobbs Johnson

August 21, 2011 at 6:53 pm
(818) Jay says:

burning BLOUNT’S and smoking BOWE’S

August 21, 2011 at 8:42 pm
(819) Shamus says:

Edward Forte Hands

August 22, 2011 at 10:54 am
(820) Kevin A says:

Saint no sunshine in Seattle

August 22, 2011 at 5:20 pm
(821) Jon says:

Philip my River Monster

August 22, 2011 at 5:41 pm
(822) Eric R says:

my team has been “cantspelltoolw/o T.O.” for a couple of years

August 22, 2011 at 9:38 pm
(823) Bo says:

My favorite of this year is “Plaxidentally shot myself”

August 22, 2011 at 10:05 pm
(824) Colleen says:

Gym Manning Laundry

August 22, 2011 at 11:26 pm
(825) Ron says:

Brocko’s Bombers

August 23, 2011 at 12:50 am
(826) John says:

The Colstonoscopy Clinic

August 23, 2011 at 6:38 am
(827) Tim says:

Belichick’s Camera Crew

August 23, 2011 at 11:40 am
(828) DROD says:

my two team names this year: If I May Be So Boldin, Asstastic

last year: El Guapo’s Pinata Pounders (3 Amigos)

August 23, 2011 at 12:46 pm
(829) steve says:

Strokin My Ditka!!!

August 23, 2011 at 1:44 pm
(830) Jerome says:

Mine this year is

Blast-a-hole Burress.

August 23, 2011 at 3:04 pm
(831) E-Rock says:

Revis and Woodhead (Beavis and Butthead Refrence)
Dick Cheney’s Gun Saftey Course
Mick Vicks Dog Sitting Service
Iron Mans Soft Side
Backwoods Chickenfighters

August 23, 2011 at 4:11 pm
(832) Aaron says:

I use It’s on like Ndamukong

August 23, 2011 at 6:27 pm
(833) HGK says:

Rodgers Beats You with his Belt

August 23, 2011 at 8:14 pm
(834) brenton says:

i’ve used
TDs make my Vick hard

kiss my asante

ben rokndafurbeger

August 23, 2011 at 8:56 pm
(835) Brexie says:

Erect Arrelious

August 24, 2011 at 1:31 am
(836) Ray Pugh says:

the tittsburgh feelers

August 24, 2011 at 2:29 am
(837) Kevan says:

For all you Lions fans out there!!! A River Runs Suh It

August 24, 2011 at 4:28 am
(838) Joel says:

Horrible draft, so, I went with:

Sofa King Bad

August 24, 2011 at 8:15 am
(839) Zach says:

Please Phil My Johnson (Phillip Rivers and Chris Johnson)

August 24, 2011 at 12:33 pm
(840) Scott says:

For Family Guy – how about:
Lois’s Lunch Meat…

August 25, 2011 at 1:24 am
(841) Kyle says:

“The U in Prostitutes” … Got to keep up with the times

August 25, 2011 at 11:09 am
(842) Zach says:

Kiss My Asomugha

August 25, 2011 at 12:51 pm
(843) Baker says:

Those Vicktorious Bastards

Vicktorious B I G’s

August 25, 2011 at 2:46 pm
(844) Erick says:

FRODO Tea-Baggins

— My porn website username and FF team name is (Foot and Balls) its inter changeable

August 25, 2011 at 2:49 pm
(845) Cory says:

Not too schauby

August 25, 2011 at 4:19 pm
(846) Joe says:

Jimmy’s Johnson

August 25, 2011 at 4:59 pm
(847) Bryan says:

(Stevie Johnson + CJ Spiller) My Johnson is a Spiller

August 25, 2011 at 5:33 pm
(848) Armydad2009 says:

Here are some names that come to mind :In 1hr I came up wit these and a friend told me about this site “Javid Best in Show” “JoeHannaMontanna” “JackBakedCountryHamm” “Dennis The Mennace Dixon” “FavreBeansandChianti” “PercyHarvinandthe Olympians” “LarryCurlyMoeFooteLocker” “SuperMarioBros.Manningham” “Blowshon Moreno” “LanceCrackersMoore” Golden Taint” ” BrandonJacksonand the Olympians” “DijionMustardBranch” “Heinz57PhycoWard” “MarkDirtySanchez” “BrandonTaint” LaRod StephenKing Howling” JoelCrossDressen” “JoshMTVCribbs” “MarcelReecePieces” “WhoShotJRDallasClark” “TJDoushmanzadeh” “WhatchaTalkinAboutWillisMcGahee” “OrangeJuliusJones” ” SmokeAJeffreyAndRubTheFurryWalls ‘ (From The Movie Get him to the Greek)

August 26, 2011 at 12:53 am
(849) Tall_Mike says:

My new team name Reststop Reacharounds

August 26, 2011 at 9:56 am
(850) junkin jay says:

How about ” 3 1/2 Mendenhalls”

August 26, 2011 at 11:32 am
(851) Mark says:

I am going with “Cam I Lick Ur Newton” this season

August 26, 2011 at 4:01 pm
(852) Billy says:

Mine last year and maybe this year Big Ben TouchedDown There

August 26, 2011 at 4:03 pm
(853) Brandon Lee says:

Corn on the Kolb

August 26, 2011 at 9:07 pm
(854) Trayce says:

I was the mattress dancers last year !

August 26, 2011 at 11:50 pm
(855) Brad says:

As a Ravens fan im gonna use

Leaving you Black & Purple

August 27, 2011 at 12:10 am
(856) swingman says:

My best one all time is Denver=gluefactory. I’ve also had Team BreadTruck, Loo-hoo Za-her, and the Wipping Boys. What about The Babe-raham Lincolns?

August 27, 2011 at 12:58 am
(857) Karen says:

I touchdown there

August 27, 2011 at 9:17 am
(858) Joe says:

UrMomGaveMeCrabtrees

August 27, 2011 at 9:22 am
(859) tony says:

Ballz Deep

August 27, 2011 at 2:19 pm
(860) Chuck Dillon says:

Kraven Moorhead

August 27, 2011 at 5:38 pm
(861) Jay says:

Drinkin’ Forte’s and Smokin’ Blount’s

August 28, 2011 at 12:35 am
(862) Stephen king says:

Tressel’s Tatoo & Pawn

August 28, 2011 at 10:57 am
(863) naison says:

gettin Feely w/ my Booty call

August 28, 2011 at 11:49 pm
(864) Abby says:

I think I am going to go with Big Bendovers

August 29, 2011 at 1:04 am
(865) mqqn` says:

You need to update your list. Some funny names here. I have been using Can O’ Whuppass for several years, but this year I switched up to “Whiff of the A-Hole”, in reference to a John Madden quote from a few years back when he pronounced that a back had found the a-hole and ran into it.

I also have used “My Dixie Wrecked”, and “You Knowshon’s a Romo-Sexual” in different leagues.

We have some clever fellows in my pay league, and some team names:

4 Ever Farvre
The Psychotic Alonzo’s
Lord Have Percy!
Krushtacular

Good stuff.

best

mqqn

August 29, 2011 at 1:57 pm
(866) sonofa says:

I’d Pierre Butt (I’d Pee in her butt) (Garcon)

Hines Your Kids, Hines Your Wife (Hines Ward

I would walk 500 MILES (Miles Austin)

Helen Keller (Dustin) (If they beat you then you say I can’t believe you beat a blind deaf chick, and if you win then let the insults begin!)

August 29, 2011 at 2:27 pm
(867) pfl387 says:

Wait till you see my Vick!

Take it to the Blouse

Dick Six

August 29, 2011 at 2:42 pm
(868) Jo says:

I think I’m going with:

Hard Gore Rodgering

(Frank Gore & Aaron Rodgers on my team)

August 29, 2011 at 4:54 pm
(869) Mack says:

Kibbles and Vicks

August 29, 2011 at 8:01 pm
(870) Derek says:

Light up that Blount

August 29, 2011 at 8:57 pm
(871) Mitch says:

Gotta catch Jamaal!

August 29, 2011 at 9:05 pm
(872) Cricky says:

I drafted Tom Brady, Ray Rice and Sidney Rice…gotta go with

Rice Rice Brady

August 29, 2011 at 9:09 pm
(873) Steven says:

2 Girls 1 Grupp (Bob Grupp)

Mark Rypien and The Tearin

August 29, 2011 at 11:00 pm
(874) Cassie says:

The Plaxidental Shooting- my absolute favorite. :)

August 29, 2011 at 11:57 pm
(875) Chris Boe says:

Recruits with Benefits

August 30, 2011 at 10:43 am
(876) Guysgal says:

It’s Blaining, GArrard’s mourning, del rios snoring

August 30, 2011 at 11:28 am
(877) josh says:

Double EntAndre Johnsons

August 30, 2011 at 2:47 pm
(878) Steven says:

My name the last 3 yrs has been Kibbles & Vicks, some of my favorites though:

My Vick in a box

Yourwifelikesmypeterson

Plaxidentaly shot myself

August 30, 2011 at 3:26 pm
(879) jeff says:

Big TDs (.)(.)

August 30, 2011 at 5:05 pm
(880) PARN says:

KIM LARD-ASS SHIAN

August 30, 2011 at 5:07 pm
(881) Justin says:

Ben There Raped That

August 30, 2011 at 8:43 pm
(882) Ernesto says:

my team is Ill Eagles.

August 31, 2011 at 10:26 am
(883) Danny says:

I just came up with a new one.

WhereYouBenson,Jail?

Thanks Cedric Benson…

August 31, 2011 at 3:00 pm
(884) Chris says:

Wayne is Manning Nicks Johnson

August 31, 2011 at 3:05 pm
(885) Go Cougs says:

This year my team is

Put Them TDs On Da Grass

August 31, 2011 at 3:32 pm
(886) Maddensmom1 says:

This is my first fantasy team and being the only girl I picked Lez Bryant

August 31, 2011 at 3:39 pm
(887) DaBears says:

Repeat Rex Offender

August 31, 2011 at 3:58 pm
(888) Joe Cocker says:

My team name is:

Colostomy Colostoyou

August 31, 2011 at 4:53 pm
(889) goblue09 says:

I used this one last year when I had Tom Brady. If you ever get him on your fantasy team this is the best name out there:

Gisele Over My Face

August 31, 2011 at 9:19 pm
(890) marf says:

Arian Nation

August 31, 2011 at 10:16 pm
(891) slimjimhardballs says:

Corky Romano’s House of Pain

August 31, 2011 at 10:55 pm
(892) skaterat says:

Here are 2 that i find to be the best that i didnt see on here

-Plaxidental Shooting

-Asomugha To Mouth

August 31, 2011 at 11:08 pm
(893) Mitch says:

Chris Henry’s Chauffeur

August 31, 2011 at 11:15 pm
(894) wes says:

Fake Chowin, Drinkin Fortes’

September 1, 2011 at 12:43 am
(895) HellaFresh says:

PLAXidental shooting
SUH Klux Klan
Corn on the KOLB
Indiana HOLMES
ET Phone HOLMES
SANTONIO Spurs
4th and GARRARD
Rob BIRONER
WALLACE and Grohmit
Chips MCCOY
Run, Its the MAURICE
That Man Stole My BURRESS
Cold Blooded MILLER
Good Luck FAIRLEY
FAIRLEY Odd Parents
FAIRLEY & Me

September 1, 2011 at 1:00 am
(896) bobby says:

TitusWhenTheyreYoung
ForsettDownHerThroat
OrtonHearsASuh
Newton’sLaptopRental

September 1, 2011 at 1:39 am
(897) HellaFresh says:

PLAXidental shooting
SUH Klux Klan
Corn on the KOLB
Indiana HOLMES
ET Phone HOLMES
SANTONIO Spurs
4th and GARRARD
Random BIRONer
WALLACE and Grohmit
Chips MCCOY
Run, Its the MAURICE
That Man Stole My BURRESS
Cold Blooded MILLER
Good Luck FAIRLEY
FAIRLEY Odd Parents
FAIRLEY & Me
The FORTE Year Old Virgin
Sippin a FORTE
KOLB & Big
The Italian KOLBsters
MAURICE Bones-Jews
Slob on My KOLB
MATT Runs Like He’s FORTE
Colt FORTE Five
FORTE-KNOX
PLAXICO Bullets
FORTE Percent Chance of WAYNE (Rain)
FORTE’s The New 30
It’s On Like NDAMUKong

September 1, 2011 at 12:22 pm
(898) Teddy says:

Schaub on my Knob I created 2 years ago, but apparently someone already posted this. And I thought i was the original. Hmmm

September 1, 2011 at 2:38 pm
(899) Ray says:

Revis and Nuthead (Darelle Revis and Rex Ryan)
Dwayne Bowe Warriors
Korn on the Kolb
The Flaming Romos (my favorite)
Keisel’s Diesels

September 1, 2011 at 5:24 pm
(900) Stevie says:

Forsett In Her Butt

September 1, 2011 at 5:59 pm
(901) Tom says:

Liqoured-Up Leprechauns
Biological Samples
Pygmy Spyders

September 1, 2011 at 6:52 pm
(902) Boomer Sooner says:

My Favorite Few:

Blount Force Trauma
Take a Chauncey But Dont Get Stuckey

September 1, 2011 at 7:41 pm
(903) Bob says:

Off Constantly

Because nobody can beat Off Constantly.

September 1, 2011 at 11:04 pm
(904) Craig says:

My favorite the last few years is

Pending Charges

September 2, 2011 at 1:23 am
(905) dsdf22 says:

Most Dez(ira)Bowe

September 2, 2011 at 2:36 am
(906) John says:

2 mannings 1 cup

September 2, 2011 at 10:06 am
(907) Sean says:

4th and Schlong

September 2, 2011 at 11:25 am
(908) Mr. McGibblets says:

Kibbles and Vicks

September 2, 2011 at 4:25 pm
(909) Chris says:

My team name is Crack Babies. I picked it hastily a long time ago when I thought all the players were on crack and they were all a bunch of babies…oh, wait, it still is like that today. Isn’t it? I have tried to change the name but have been voted down. I was told it would be like the Packers changing their name. Oh well.

September 2, 2011 at 5:51 pm
(910) Mike says:

I have A. Foster and A. Johnson so my team name is…Fostering my Johnson

September 2, 2011 at 8:14 pm
(911) Ryaby says:

Lamar’s PercyFooters

September 2, 2011 at 11:17 pm
(912) Adam says:

Here’s mine, just made it up..

Charles in Charge (jamaal charles)

September 3, 2011 at 12:10 am
(913) DK says:

Hey, Hey, that’s my Dick Juron!

September 3, 2011 at 12:10 am
(914) Mikhunt says:

Plaxidental Shooter

September 3, 2011 at 12:29 am
(915) chris says:

a RIVERS runs thru it

September 3, 2011 at 1:15 am
(916) Adam says:

CAR RAMROD

September 3, 2011 at 2:48 am
(917) sebastian says:

i have josh freeman andre johnson and vincent jackson

freeman jackson his johnson

is that good?

September 3, 2011 at 2:49 am
(918) Justin Lindahl says:

20 Piece McNabbits
McNabbits Meal
Farve Dollar McNabbits
Harvin a bad day
Jermichael Ucky
Fitzgerald perfectly
Arian brotherhood
10-4 Rogers That
Mr Rogers Neighborhood
McFadden nuff
Vick Torious
Vick Tory Is Mine
Vicks Vapor Rubbin
Sand Cassel
RomoFobic
RomoErotic

September 3, 2011 at 3:11 am
(919) me says:

Dwayne Bowe Bwight

September 3, 2011 at 6:27 am
(920) Mike says:

The best one I have that I have not seen posted is:
Big TDs from Breaston plants

September 3, 2011 at 10:27 am
(921) Big Red says:

Double Dwayne Bowe

September 3, 2011 at 6:06 pm
(922) Enrique says:

Forsett in Deep

September 3, 2011 at 6:50 pm
(923) Jon says:

I went thru all of these comments that go back a couple of years… I was surprised to not see this one…
(Packer Fans and Pot heads would like this)

“Packin’ Good Green” Its a great one… my creation 3 yrs ago..
B4 that I was
“He Hate Me” then…
“He Hate Me II” for a few years

September 3, 2011 at 8:23 pm
(924) sean says:

COME ON DUDES!!!!!!!! It’s OBVIOUSLY ( and there is NO close second) …………..Ditka in her Butkus.

September 3, 2011 at 8:25 pm
(925) sean says:

ditka in her butkus……………best ever

September 3, 2011 at 10:11 pm
(926) Zach says:

Ben there, raped that.
Suh girls one cup.

September 3, 2011 at 10:16 pm
(927) #Winning says:

On The Road To VICKtory

September 3, 2011 at 11:58 pm
(928) ben b says:

raping this burger

September 4, 2011 at 2:31 am
(929) Mike says:

F what ya Hurd
I just Addai’d in your arms tonite
The Guns of Hochuli
Da Football Whisperer
Skittles, Taste Dwayne Bowe
Hoosier Daddy
Pimpin Aint Breesy
Reading Dwayne Bowe
If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Austin
Body by Mangini
Lord have Percy
You, Me, and Drew Brees

September 4, 2011 at 6:53 am
(930) El says:

Here are a few of my old names

San Fernando Llamas
Organized Chaos
Necessary Roughness
Vick’s Petcare
Farve’s Waffle house
Farve dollar footlong

September 4, 2011 at 12:23 pm
(931) dirtsquirrel says:

if charlie sheen was a dolphins fan…DUH, Phining!

September 4, 2011 at 3:24 pm
(932) Velez says:

Reggie’s Bush

September 4, 2011 at 5:18 pm
(933) will says:

My JOHNSON is Between SomeTDs

Achoo!!! Bless SUH

YES!! Touchdown Below

Forgetting Brandon Marshal

September 4, 2011 at 10:12 pm
(934) Landon says:

My Poop is Ronnie and Brown

September 4, 2011 at 10:27 pm
(935) Kendra says:

Somebody in my league’s name is:
My Ditka in her Butkus

September 5, 2011 at 4:56 am
(936) WAR says:

FORTE YR OLD VIRGIN

September 5, 2011 at 8:06 am
(937) Randy says:

Asomaugha to Mouth

September 5, 2011 at 11:10 am
(938) Losers says:

Proudly our league name is: The Art Schlichter League

September 5, 2011 at 12:34 pm
(939) Shane says:

FOSTER…ARIAN FOR BEER!

September 5, 2011 at 1:34 pm
(940) mantequilla says:

Namaths Drunken Kisses
Lost in the Scrum
Thrown Under The Bettis
The Curse of Al Davis
Massage My Tight End
Farvre’s Flip Flopprers
Miami Bush Marshall
Drankin Forte’s
Vicktorious Bastards
Dolphin Dick Incognito…….Just a couple from this year and previous years. Theres more where that came from

September 5, 2011 at 2:46 pm
(941) houtz says:

You’ve Gotta Be Kaeding Me

September 6, 2011 at 2:32 pm
(942) Lucas says:

This one is mine
Pic Vick

September 6, 2011 at 9:07 pm
(943) Matt says:

How about the: Mul-Hesters or knoxed up if ur a bears fan

September 6, 2011 at 10:57 pm
(944) Chris L says:

Percy Squirts
Real Men of Genius
No Talent Ass Clowns
Fumblestiltskins

September 7, 2011 at 1:17 am
(945) Bilbo says:

Call me the Brees

Tokyo Sandblasters

Big Ass TDs

New Orleans Taints

September 7, 2011 at 2:06 am
(946) rambo says:

Arian Nation
San Francisco 40ozers
Vicktoria’s Secret

September 7, 2011 at 2:52 am
(947) JStang says:

Some of the team names from my League

Kraut Snipped Tips
Raging Midgets
Ballz Deep
Oh Boy “Tolberto”

September 7, 2011 at 9:51 am
(948) Keith says:

Cutler’s Diabetes.

September 7, 2011 at 12:53 pm
(949) Mark says:

Dwayne Bowe Imports

September 7, 2011 at 5:42 pm
(950) Kevin says:

Tiki’s Barbershop, we cut and run

September 7, 2011 at 6:15 pm
(951) Alex says:

Vick in a Box.

September 7, 2011 at 8:59 pm
(952) MOB says:

Moore Greene

September 7, 2011 at 11:29 pm
(953) me me me says:

when in ROMO

September 7, 2011 at 11:49 pm
(954) Trent Driggers says:

Suh girls, 1 cup is by far the best one posted!

September 8, 2011 at 11:12 am
(955) Mike says:

Mine is so you think you can dansby

September 8, 2011 at 11:51 am
(956) Matt Stoken says:

Took Rice and Boldin this year…..Szechquan Boldin and Rice!!!

September 8, 2011 at 12:46 pm
(957) D Money says:

Mine is Lick Beanies suck on Britts

September 8, 2011 at 1:47 pm
(958) Jared Panstingel says:

My name is: TD’s make my Vick hard

September 8, 2011 at 3:11 pm
(959) Jason Moore says:

I’m pretty proud of myself for this year with:
I Ndamukonged yo’wife Suh me.

September 8, 2011 at 3:25 pm
(960) Jay Brown says:

Mine is Mike Ditka’s Bigger

September 8, 2011 at 4:36 pm
(961) kylem mcclard says:

(die hard dolphins fan) team name is SHATS ON PATS

September 8, 2011 at 5:58 pm
(962) Alex says:

I got “FAVRE” on it…

September 8, 2011 at 11:42 pm
(963) Alex says:

Eddie royale with cheese

September 10, 2011 at 9:08 am
(964) Dino says:

Stewart Scott’s good eye

September 10, 2011 at 10:09 am
(965) Kelly says:

Not made up by me but I am the only girl in the league so my name is:

Camel Turf Toe

September 10, 2011 at 12:06 pm
(966) WiLLiSHiNE says:

Ocho Stinkos Taint
Catholic Massaquoi
Suh-Per Man
Michael Dick
Hightower was a florist
Get Off My Ditka

September 10, 2011 at 1:21 pm
(967) steve says:

Desmond Bishop’s Tutu

September 10, 2011 at 1:48 pm
(968) Dustin says:

Arian’s Foster Care

September 10, 2011 at 4:28 pm
(969) Pat says:

i have brees and chris johnson so i went with:

Feel the Brees on my Johnson

September 11, 2011 at 11:04 am
(970) leticia says:

gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

September 11, 2011 at 8:31 pm
(971) Steve says:

Steve Breaston Plants

September 12, 2011 at 3:06 am
(972) Taylor says:

ADBackus Security System

September 12, 2011 at 9:27 pm
(973) bernard says:

True Britt

September 13, 2011 at 2:47 am
(974) marc says:

I touchdown there

September 13, 2011 at 11:10 am
(975) Anon says:

Here’s a good one:
Woodhead Count as Cheating?

September 13, 2011 at 11:43 am
(976) JA says:

Best Bush for Forte Miles

September 13, 2011 at 10:39 pm
(977) C Mo says:

Arian’s Foster Kids

September 15, 2011 at 10:53 am
(978) Badfish says:

I’m old but I still get Woodson

September 16, 2011 at 6:19 pm
(979) Jim E. says:

Jackson Turner Overdrive

September 17, 2011 at 2:55 pm
(980) Dan says:

Palmer Breaston Driver Bush

September 17, 2011 at 3:55 pm
(981) Joey says:

Plax-idental shooting

September 17, 2011 at 8:05 pm
(982) Daphne says:

Big Effin Fairies

September 18, 2011 at 3:14 am
(983) Rob says:

Mine is
Ready to plow
Danny Devito is my logo

September 18, 2011 at 5:48 pm
(984) griffin says:

lawn darts

wallshington cleaners

September 18, 2011 at 6:59 pm
(985) Griz Win says:

Monkeys with crayons
The Mullet Mafia
The Finger

September 19, 2011 at 2:42 am
(986) Sean says:

“Sippin on some Henne” as in Chad Henne

September 19, 2011 at 6:38 pm
(987) LSUTKE says:

Rushin’ Roulette

Show me ur TD’s

September 19, 2011 at 7:16 pm
(988) ryanha911 says:

PEYTON KILLSUS

September 19, 2011 at 10:29 pm
(989) Billy says:

Plaxadental Shooting
Lets Get Rasharded
Forte Year Old virgin
Driving With Donte
Jacquizz in My Pants

September 21, 2011 at 2:31 am
(990) DUDE says:

Pryor Convictions

September 24, 2011 at 12:10 pm
(991) Bill says:

Texas Chainsaw Massaquoi

September 27, 2011 at 12:36 am
(992) Bucs Fan says:

Blount’s and Graham’s
Buc You
Shut the Buc up
Cam Insider
CamPuter

September 28, 2011 at 7:28 pm
(993) CFUNK says:

Fallopian Swim Team

September 30, 2011 at 11:19 am
(994) Bruce says:

Big Johnsons

October 1, 2011 at 9:31 pm
(995) Gary says:

My team’s name is Fatty McButterpants

October 1, 2011 at 11:10 pm
(996) Kels says:

a good short nick name might be Smiles or Smilez

October 2, 2011 at 10:46 am
(997) Jake says:

Vicks an eagle hide Ur beagle. Is mine

October 2, 2011 at 6:49 pm
(998) Mike says:

Oppurtunity Knox to bad I’m a packers fan

October 2, 2011 at 9:50 pm
(999) Mark says:

Plaxidental Shooting

October 3, 2011 at 5:34 pm
(1000) Micah says:

Don’t Britt Your Day Job

October 3, 2011 at 6:17 pm
(1001) Joe says:

When I c Aaron I get Woodson

October 6, 2011 at 1:40 am
(1002) A ;D says:

Scam Newton

October 8, 2011 at 3:57 pm
(1003) dan says:

I got Forte and Addai as my backs so I use “Drinking Fortes Until Addai”

October 9, 2011 at 12:57 am
(1004) steven says:

ben rapethisburger

October 9, 2011 at 1:26 pm
(1005) Mark says:

For all you fans of the FX show “The League” my team name is :

Taco’s Eskimo Brother!

October 10, 2011 at 8:06 pm
(1006) Ruben says:

I use
Texas Chainsaw Massaquoi
or She Gave Me A Crabtree :(

October 12, 2011 at 4:24 am
(1007) Isabel says:

Mama said lock you out (concerning the lockout)

I love Tony, Ohno! (Tony Romo)

‘Boys are back in town (Dallas Cowboys)

Tony Roams 4 Miles (Tony Romo, Miles Austin)

StraightCashHomey (Randy Moss reference)

October 12, 2011 at 12:52 pm
(1008) ashe says:

Roddy By Nature

October 14, 2011 at 12:21 pm
(1009) tom says:

illest jackson alive….the kanye and jayz song

October 15, 2011 at 8:55 am
(1010) Ryan says:

LuV2cTd’s

October 15, 2011 at 10:45 pm
(1011) Alex says:

this is my name: “W4NN4COOKI3”

October 16, 2011 at 6:32 pm
(1012) Josh says:

Extremely Tight Ends

October 17, 2011 at 10:32 am
(1013) Corey says:

Kibbles and Vicks

October 18, 2011 at 5:07 pm
(1014) Braxton says:

VICKTorious

October 18, 2011 at 8:29 pm
(1015) Tommy says:

came up with W.D. forte. or your name ….drinking fortes.

October 19, 2011 at 7:52 am
(1016) Katelyn says:

Haha, I played the team called Multiple scoregasms….

October 19, 2011 at 9:22 pm
(1017) Mike says:

The clueless cleats

October 23, 2011 at 6:10 pm
(1018) jimmy says:

how about NBPL-National Baby Punting League

October 24, 2011 at 1:05 am
(1019) hanna says:

Mine this year is Lamblows.

October 24, 2011 at 1:54 pm
(1020) Philip says:

SUHk my JOHNSON

October 25, 2011 at 7:46 pm
(1021) alex says:

my team name:

fort hand me a miller light

October 25, 2011 at 8:03 pm
(1022) Roosevelt says:

Boy Butter
Punchin’ the Clown
Droppin’ Loads

October 25, 2011 at 10:44 pm
(1023) Hunter says:

Urine Trouble

October 28, 2011 at 11:14 pm
(1024) Jade says:

XD thats my team name XD Its a laughing face for when I beat the guys

October 28, 2011 at 11:15 pm
(1025) Jade says:

I use XD a laughing face for when I beat the guys

October 29, 2011 at 2:58 pm
(1026) William says:

My fantasy team name is…..

Arian Foster Care

October 30, 2011 at 4:58 pm
(1027) Nate S says:

I just changed mine from Hocules, Son of Zeus to Fred Jackson’s Neverland Ranch.

November 2, 2011 at 9:15 am
(1028) Danny M says:

I got forte and blount.
My team use to be “smoking a blount, drinking a forte”
now its just ” Fortes & blounts

November 7, 2011 at 7:48 pm
(1029) petey says:

Return of the Maclin

November 8, 2011 at 3:11 pm
(1030) Rob says:

My Vick in a Box

November 8, 2011 at 6:35 pm
(1031) Veezy says:

Fountains of (reggie) Wayne

November 8, 2011 at 10:41 pm
(1032) Kevin Jr says:

Show me your TD’s
Kiss my pass
Sofa King Awesome

November 12, 2011 at 1:43 am
(1033) Sheridan Bond says:

Wilfork for Food
Rolle a Blount Holmes

November 17, 2011 at 3:15 pm
(1034) RAS says:

i want to sey.moore bush! for the raider fans!

November 21, 2011 at 9:37 am
(1035) Mooch says:

Jimmys Johnson Fitzgerald Perfectly.
(Jimmy Graham, Chris Johnson, and Larry Fitzgerald)
Also have Michael Bush that I could play with

November 23, 2011 at 11:00 pm
(1036) Steve says:

Tomlin’s Taints
Johnson’s Johnson’s
Chucky’s Chodes

November 24, 2011 at 9:41 pm
(1037) ezequiel says:

plaxidentidly shot himself

November 27, 2011 at 10:48 am
(1038) justin says:

Calvin hold my Johnson

November 27, 2011 at 4:57 pm
(1039) andrew says:

Steve McNairs Shotgun Offence
Drankin Fortes
Wilfork For Food

December 7, 2011 at 8:31 pm
(1040) adam says:

MR.Rogers Neighborhood

December 8, 2011 at 3:45 pm
(1041) Jeff says:

12 inch Ditka’s

December 10, 2011 at 12:21 am
(1042) poopy butte hole says:

milkinya

December 12, 2011 at 9:20 pm
(1043) Yo Mama says:

Swamp Donkeys

Google it i promise you wont be dissapointed.

December 15, 2011 at 12:02 am
(1044) Michelle says:

Eagles Kegels

December 29, 2011 at 8:23 pm
(1045) Tim says:

The funniest one i could think of is “The NFL Football Players”

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January 11, 2012 at 2:09 pm
(1048) Arthur Best-Palmer says:

My names Arthur so my teem names Arthurnal. I came up with it when i was 10 and i’ve stuck with it ever since.

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January 15, 2012 at 1:15 pm
(1051) Ali R. says:

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January 22, 2012 at 7:53 am
(1056) Aaron says:

My team name this last year was “Off in Church”. Because no one beats…. I actually won the league last year, so I may have to keep it.

January 22, 2012 at 8:51 pm
(1057) Johnny Appleseed says:

I’ve always gone with in the past:

Backfield Penetrators

Its been a few years since I have won my league though, so I’m thinking about changing my name to:

Horrifying Wrecked Ems

February 15, 2012 at 1:56 am
(1058) Liam says:

My ream name is

AFC Sporting Lesbian

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