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Top 10 Insulting Football Jokes


About Football has compiled a list of the top ten football jokes intended to zing the fans of rival teams. Simply insert your most-hated NFL team into the content of each football joke where indicated!

1. A Voice in the Darkness

The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day they fell in a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, "The (insert team) are Super Bowl contenders."

Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey's survived!"

2. It's a Wonder

Why do (insert team) players keep their Wonderlic results on their dash boards?

So they can park in the handicap spaces.

3. Kissin' Cousins

What do you get when you put the girlfriends of a dozen (insert team) fans in one room?

A full set of teeth!

4. Grounded

Why did the (insert team) players miss their flight for the big game?

They were stuck on a broken escalator!

5. Hit and Run

If you see a (insert team) fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him?

It could be your bike

6. A Day at the Beach

What do you get if you see a (insert team) fan buried up to his neck in sand?

More sand!

7. No Way Out

You're trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a fan of(insert team). You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?

Shoot the (insert team) fan… twice.

8. On the Bright Side

What do you call a (insert team) fan with half a brain?


9. Playing Possum

Why are the (insert team) like a possum?

Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

10. Licking the Problem

What did the average (insert team) player get on his Wonderlic test?


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